Fat Kid Gets Stuck in Skate Bowl

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
MikeKubo wrote:
DieselAllDay wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
KyleT wrote:
Dang that sucks. I hope this motivates him to start lifting weights.

That avatar is…it’s just great.

x2

There’s a whole set of pictures of this girl floating around the web somewhere, and have been for quite awhile.

No bullshit, as I’m definitely not one to lie about goofy stuff like this, and know far more impressive people to namedrop, hahaha (then again…) but my friend went out with this girl for awhile years ago. She’s from the East side of Michigan. I’m positive it was her due to the other pics that show her face also, and I met her once myself while they were dating.

Now for the big kicker- Age in that picture?

Not quite yet 15…

Well, you know, IF I had to go to jail already anyway… :slight_smile: LOL

Kubo

you are a liar.

as well as that pic is a photoshop of the original.

old news bro.
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Dammit. I knew that ass just looked too good with that waist. I changed it to something that looks a little more realistic…

Nobody else found that kind of depressing ?

I guess I am the only one who couldn’t do a chin up during the presidential fitness test, Damn that 30 second hang…

Actually, twat, I’m not a liar. I work w/ celebrities on a weekly basis. I have FAAAR more going on in my life than to make up some stupid shit about some jailbait broad my friend dated like 8 years ago. I didn’t say I used to eat bubblegum ice cream out of her asscrack did I? No, I said my friend dated her. As in, the real girl that is in that picture, and she is from eastern MI.

And while I’m at it- I’ve been here since 2002…Better step your ass back in line and watch who the fuck you’re talking to. Now run along…

Kubo

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
Fat kid rage… hahaha

maybe it’s the same kid… haha[/quote]

Don’t forget the Street Fighter version!

[quote]MikeKubo wrote:
Actually, twat, I’m not a liar. I work w/ celebrities on a weekly basis. I have FAAAR more going on in my life than to make up some stupid shit about some jailbait broad my friend dated like 8 years ago. I didn’t say I used to eat bubblegum ice cream out of her asscrack did I? No, I said my friend dated her. As in, the real girl that is in that picture, and she is from eastern MI.

And while I’m at it- I’ve been here since 2002…Better step your ass back in line and watch who the fuck you’re talking to. Now run along…

Kubo[/quote]

Haha, you’re funny.

Been here since 2002? Godlike.

Sad. So sad…

Am I the only one who feels bad for this kid? I’m not gonna lie it does look quite difficult to get out of that thing the walls look pretty steep. As an aside that street fighter video was fucking hilarious, the sound effects killed me.

[quote]MikeKubo wrote:
Actually, twat, I’m not a liar. I work w/ celebrities on a weekly basis. I have FAAAR more going on in my life than to make up some stupid shit about some jailbait broad my friend dated like 8 years ago. I didn’t say I used to eat bubblegum ice cream out of her asscrack did I? No, I said my friend dated her. As in, the real girl that is in that picture, and she is from eastern MI.

And while I’m at it- I’ve been here since 2002…Better step your ass back in line and watch who the fuck you’re talking to. Now run along…

Kubo[/quote]

ahahahahahahahaha

you worthless prick

“Hey TWAT, I WORK WITH CELEBRITIES ALL THE TIME. I’ve been on this site for 7 years! you better show me some respect or i’ll…i’ll…i’ll beat you up over the internet”

It’s wierd the language they are speaking is Spanish, but is pronounced like Italian. Must be Argentine or something.

[quote]3IdSpetsnaz wrote:
It’s wierd the language they are speaking is Spanish, but is pronounced like Italian. Must be Argentine or something.[/quote]

It sounds like Portuguese to me, but I could be wrong. Skating is HUGE in Brazil

Definitely, a potential an hero!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero

Dang. And there were some hot chicks up there watching this shit unfold.

[quote]JLu wrote:
Am I the only one who feels bad for this kid? I’m not gonna lie it does look quite difficult to get out of that thing the walls look pretty steep. As an aside that street fighter video was fucking hilarious, the sound effects killed me.[/quote]

I felt bad for a second, and when two other people effortlessly hopped out, then he had a lack of desire to escape when they were literally dragging him by a sweater he wouldn’t hold on to… i no longer felt bad.

[quote]MikeKubo wrote:
Actually, twat, I’m not a liar. I work w/ celebrities on a weekly basis. I have FAAAR more going on in my life than to make up some stupid shit about some jailbait broad my friend dated like 8 years ago. I didn’t say I used to eat bubblegum ice cream out of her asscrack did I? No, I said my friend dated her. As in, the real girl that is in that picture, and she is from eastern MI.

And while I’m at it- I’ve been here since 2002…Better step your ass back in line and watch who the fuck you’re talking to. Now run along…

Kubo[/quote]

What are going to do if he doesn’t “step his ass back in line”?

I feel equal parts pity and disgust, probably because that would’ve been me at that age.

I felt kinda bad for the kid. Its definitely pretty deep and even the skinny kids trying to help him needed help to get up.

[quote]Dustin wrote:
MikeKubo wrote:
Actually, twat, I’m not a liar. I work w/ celebrities on a weekly basis. I have FAAAR more going on in my life than to make up some stupid shit about some jailbait broad my friend dated like 8 years ago. I didn’t say I used to eat bubblegum ice cream out of her asscrack did I? No, I said my friend dated her. As in, the real girl that is in that picture, and she is from eastern MI.

And while I’m at it- I’ve been here since 2002…Better step your ass back in line and watch who the fuck you’re talking to. Now run along…

Kubo

What are going to do if he doesn’t “step his ass back in line”?

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Write a 12 paragraph essay on how he doesn’t like him and submit it for peer review?

[quote]BiscuitChief wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
Fat kid rage… hahaha

maybe it’s the same kid… haha

Don’t forget the Street Fighter version!

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ROFL OMG THANKS that had me dying lol

for all you bilingually spanish impaired. The chubster is repeatedly saying guey which = dude, pinche = fuckin, pendejo=dumb ass, por favor = please

so he’s like about to fall and is like “c’mon dude, c’mon dude please fuckin’ dumbass!!” "
then he says ‘fuckin’ dumbass" as he comes out the water

Ya I was bored if you couldn’t tell…