[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Guys, you are missing the point. According to BMI, most of us are obese. Can we claim disability then? I have problems doing normal human functions such as walking and bending after leg day, so obviously, I can claim disability.[/quote]
Excellent point. Too bad I’m not “obese” yet.
I just realized that this is an excellent way to settle the score with your co-worker.
Simply put his name (“Jeff”) as the receipt handler, then put something like, “Fat Girls,” “Ugly Guy,” or “Canadians,” on the printed receipt, and let the customers handle the rest.
[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Guys, you are missing the point. According to BMI, most of us are obese. Can we claim disability then? I have problems doing normal human functions such as walking and bending after leg day, so obviously, I can claim disability.[/quote]
Actually that’s a very good point…
5’9
205lbs
BMI = 30.3
BMI Scale:
Underweight < 18.5
Normal Weight 18.5 - 24.9
Overweight 24.5 - 29.9
Obese > 30
There you have it. I’m obese. And given all the social security money they’re stealing from me that I’ll never get back, I have no problem hopping on that government obesity gravy train and milking me some benefits 
wow -
6’0", 222 = 30.1 BMI = Obese
if BMI is an indicator, I need to be 185 before I will be considered healthy and in normal range.
If I drop 37lbs, I will be dead.
wow.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
wow -
6’0", 222 = 30.1 BMI = Obese
if BMI is an indicator, I need to be 185 before I will be considered healthy and in normal range.
If I drop 37lbs, I will be dead.
wow.
[/quote]
*Highfive!
Prepare to add some government assistance to the hoard of plunder.
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
It’s only a matter of time when we’re legally forced to treat ugly people fair too. Damn slippery slope.[/quote]
Fuck, I need to have my bachelor party quick before the government mandates that 50% of strippers have to be fat and ugly.[/quote]
You need to pay you “fair share” to the fat ugly strippers too
-Barry O
[quote]Aggv wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
It’s only a matter of time when we’re legally forced to treat ugly people fair too. Damn slippery slope.[/quote]
Fuck, I need to have my bachelor party quick before the government mandates that 50% of strippers have to be fat and ugly.[/quote]
You need to pay you “fair share” to the fat ugly strippers too
-Barry O[/quote]
haha.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
wow -
6’0", 222 = 30.1 BMI = Obese
if BMI is an indicator, I need to be 185 before I will be considered healthy and in normal range.
If I drop 37lbs, I will be dead.
wow.
[/quote]
i must be really obese 6’1" and 240 lbs, do we get the same deal in canada?
[quote]rehanb_bl wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
wow -
6’0", 222 = 30.1 BMI = Obese
if BMI is an indicator, I need to be 185 before I will be considered healthy and in normal range.
If I drop 37lbs, I will be dead.
wow.
[/quote]
i must be really obese 6’1" and 240 lbs, do we get the same deal in canada?[/quote]
BMI = 31.7 = obese
you would have to get down to 188lbs - lose 52 lbs, and you are in the healty range…
I hope Canada can take care of you, since you are officially a fat-ass
[quote]critietaeta wrote:
This is so fake. No way their bill was only $25.[/quote]
Fat people don’t like to eat in public
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]rehanb_bl wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
wow -
6’0", 222 = 30.1 BMI = Obese
if BMI is an indicator, I need to be 185 before I will be considered healthy and in normal range.
If I drop 37lbs, I will be dead.
wow.
[/quote]
i must be really obese 6’1" and 240 lbs, do we get the same deal in canada?[/quote]
BMI = 31.7 = obese
you would have to get down to 188lbs - lose 52 lbs, and you are in the healty range…
I hope Canada can take care of you, since you are officially a fat-ass[/quote]
33.2 here… where do I sign up for disability? If you can’t beat 'em, join 'em.
Rob
[quote]groo wrote:
Common practice in the bar industry to keep track of tabs. “Jersey Shore”, “Bar whores”, “Creepy old dude”, etc its just that that shit gets changed from “Ticket Whores” to Ticket 13453 or something when you cash out. Thats the step that was forgotten.[/quote]
What ever happened to something like “table 15” or something like that? Gotta be a better way to keep your business out of the tabloids.
Rob
5"10 252 
that god damn teenage obesity epidemic
[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
[quote]groo wrote:
Common practice in the bar industry to keep track of tabs. “Jersey Shore”, “Bar whores”, “Creepy old dude”, etc its just that that shit gets changed from “Ticket Whores” to Ticket 13453 or something when you cash out. Thats the step that was forgotten.[/quote]
What ever happened to something like “table 15” or something like that? Gotta be a better way to keep your business out of the tabloids.
Rob[/quote]
I meant more in clubs where you might be moving around. I would imagine its just table 12 in a regular restaurant. I was just saying that the idea of tacking on a nickname on a check to make it easier to keep track of is common.
[quote]groo wrote:
[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
[quote]groo wrote:
Common practice in the bar industry to keep track of tabs. “Jersey Shore”, “Bar whores”, “Creepy old dude”, etc its just that that shit gets changed from “Ticket Whores” to Ticket 13453 or something when you cash out. Thats the step that was forgotten.[/quote]
What ever happened to something like “table 15” or something like that? Gotta be a better way to keep your business out of the tabloids.
Rob[/quote]
I meant more in clubs where you might be moving around. I would imagine its just table 12 in a regular restaurant. I was just saying that the idea of tacking on a nickname on a check to make it easier to keep track of is common.[/quote]
I thought the nickname thing was outdated too. Only POS systems I have ever seen have a blueprint of the restaurant floor on it and you just tap the table/chair and add the ordered items. Pretty had to forget where people are with a system like that.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
wow -
6’0", 222 = 30.1 BMI = Obese
if BMI is an indicator, I need to be 185 before I will be considered healthy and in normal range.
If I drop 37lbs, I will be dead.
wow.
[/quote]
I am 5’11" and 220. 30.7 BMI. 
I was so proud of myself for getting my BMI from underweight to overweight