Aw nice! We should have a BMI contest on TNation. I think STB is at least a 35. I hope I get to 220 someday. Maybe I can use the government aid I’ll get for being a fatass to buy more food.
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?[/quote]
I’d say I could dispatch 40 or so. That should be more than enough time for the cavalry to arrive with the .700 caliber big game hunters.
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?[/quote]
I’d say I could dispatch 40 or so. That should be more than enough time for the cavalry to arrive with the .700 caliber big game hunters.[/quote]
That’s bullshit!
They’d tear you limb by limb and be sucking the last of the marrow from your bones LONG before help arrived. Especially, if you fell into water.
Once again, you severely underestimate your opponent.
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?[/quote]
I’d say I could dispatch 40 or so. That should be more than enough time for the cavalry to arrive with the .700 caliber big game hunters.[/quote]
That’s bullshit!
They’d tear you limb by limb and be sucking the last of the marrow from your bones LONG before help arrived. Especially, if you fell into water.
Once again, you severely underestimate your opponent.[/quote]
I agree. I’ve observed these beasts in their native habitat and there’s no way you’re taking down 40. They don’t even have to be hungry. If you put a snack in front of them they will fight to the death to get it. It’s just their biological instinct.
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?[/quote]
I’d say I could dispatch 40 or so. That should be more than enough time for the cavalry to arrive with the .700 caliber big game hunters.[/quote]
That’s bullshit!
They’d tear you limb by limb and be sucking the last of the marrow from your bones LONG before help arrived. Especially, if you fell into water.
Once again, you severely underestimate your opponent.[/quote]
I agree. I’ve observed these beasts in their native habitat and there’s no way you’re taking down 40. They don’t even have to be hungry. If you put a snack in front of them they will fight to the death to get it. It’s just their biological instinct.[/quote]
I think that neither of you quite understand the situation. If you dropped a small child into a pit of fat chicks, within 6 hours the original child would be transformed into a fat kid waddling amongst the brood-mares.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
They’d tear you limb by limb and be sucking the last of the marrow from your bones LONG before help arrived. Especially, if you fell into water.
Once again, you severely underestimate your opponent.[/quote]
I agree. I’ve observed these beasts in their native habitat and there’s no way you’re taking down 40. They don’t even have to be hungry. If you put a snack in front of them they will fight to the death to get it. It’s just their biological instinct.[/quote]
I think that neither of you quite understand the situation. If you dropped a small child into a pit of fat chicks, within 6 hours the original child would be transformed into a fat kid waddling amongst the brood-mares.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
They’d tear you limb by limb and be sucking the last of the marrow from your bones LONG before help arrived. Especially, if you fell into water.
Once again, you severely underestimate your opponent.[/quote]
I agree. I’ve observed these beasts in their native habitat and there’s no way you’re taking down 40. They don’t even have to be hungry. If you put a snack in front of them they will fight to the death to get it. It’s just their biological instinct.[/quote]
I think that neither of you quite understand the situation. If you dropped a small child into a pit of fat chicks, within 6 hours the original child would be transformed into a fat kid waddling amongst the brood-mares.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Sure BMI sucks for the average tnation poster.
But in determining the health of a nation, how bad an indicator is it?
If you found out your country’s average BMI was 29 could you confidently say your country is overweight by a fair margin ?
I think BMI is a pretty good tool on the macro level[/quote]
You’re right. The BMI was originally developed for use with populations, not individuals.
That’s why the scale is irrelevant for most people involved in physical activities with a good body composition. A man who is 5’9" and 185-200 lbs. with bodyfat below 15% is rare, and therefore falls outside what is statistically relevant. Being “obese” with a healthy or athletic bodyfat range isn’t average.
I don’t think anyone who visits T-Nation strives to be average, so getting a messed up reading from any tool that measures average people means they’re doing something right.
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?[/quote]
I’d say I could dispatch 40 or so. That should be more than enough time for the cavalry to arrive with the .700 caliber big game hunters.[/quote]
That’s bullshit!
They’d tear you limb by limb and be sucking the last of the marrow from your bones LONG before help arrived. Especially, if you fell into water.
Once again, you severely underestimate your opponent.[/quote]
I agree. I’ve observed these beasts in their native habitat and there’s no way you’re taking down 40. They don’t even have to be hungry. If you put a snack in front of them they will fight to the death to get it. It’s just their biological instinct.[/quote]
They also respond to the grunts and lip smacking sounds of other fat chicks eating. If one is eating within a quarter mile of another their finely honed hearing picks it up and they start gnashing their teeth and salivating.
Thats why you shouldn’t chew gum in the woods. They’ll attack.
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?[/quote]
This would be impossible to know without more information. How high is the jump from the observation area and what kind of landing surface is it? Is there netting designed for catching sunglasses and other small objects that you would have to jump over? Are you warmed up and ready to go when you make the jump or have you just been walking around with a camera around your neck all day when suddenly the child falls into the pit? If you break your leg or are otherwise injured, you’re screwed.
Have you had a chance to observe fat chicks in action via Youtube videos? Say perhaps vs hyenas? Do they attack right away or do they go in with cation? Have you observed them with a carcass thrown in the pit? Do they attack immediately or do they savor the moments before devouring?
Are there weapons at your disposal like sticks or rocks? Might there be buffalo wings you could throw in the other direction?
If a small child fell into a pit full of hungry fat chicks comparable in size to the ones in this story, how many could you fight off before a response team arrived with elephant tranquilizers?[/quote]
This would be impossible to know without more information. How high is the jump from the observation area and what kind of landing surface is it? Is there netting designed for catching sunglasses and other small objects that you would have to jump over? Are you warmed up and ready to go when you make the jump or have you just been walking around with a camera around your neck all day when suddenly the child falls into the pit? If you break your leg or are otherwise injured, you’re screwed.
Have you had a chance to observe fat chicks in action via Youtube videos? Say perhaps vs hyenas? Do they attack right away or do they go in with cation? Have you observed them with a carcass thrown in the pit? Do they attack immediately or do they savor the moments before devouring?
Are there weapons at your disposal like sticks or rocks? Might there be buffalo wings you could throw in the other direction?