[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
- Am I the only one who was surprised that Andrew_live’s name isn’t Andrew?
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Not really, my name isn’t really tommy [/quote]
This is mine. My parents sucked.
Surprised noone has mentioned this yet. The guy calls out to everyone on FB that he fucked your sister coked out? I dunno… that, if any part of the argument, would’ve pissed me off.
Listen, fuck all this Facebook bullshit. He probably beat your ass for starters or at least was the clear-cut victor. If you fought until you were winded and mutually decided to stop, this tells me that what really happened was that you got beat down and when this dude realized his arm had a gaping hole in it, he stopped fighting and this was prefectly alright with you at that point.
So you got your ass beat and this clown’s on Facebook laughing it up AND he’s bragging about fucking your sister in some coke-induced rage.
Now, you could continue with your current line of action. Or you could just man up and go to his house. Don’t talk about it, don’t tell him you’re gonna do anything, just show up knocking at his door. When he opens it, no words, just punch him right in the fucking trachea, headbutt him right in the goddamned nose and then drag him outside and pummel the shit out of him. Then tell him if he ever comes near you or your sister ever again, you won’t go so easy on him next time.
When my ex and I were together, she had some psychopath ex-boyfriend of hers who kept harassing her, vandalizing her apartment/car and generally being a complete fag because he couldn’t handle the fact that she moved on from him to me so quickly and seamlessly. When he got a hold of my phone number and started calling me constantly to scream idle threats I didn’t go on FB and talk shit or anything like that. He even threatened to shoot me with his .22 handgun (I laughed at that one; I own two Weatherby 12 gauges and a SW .500 Magnum). I simply showed up at his work, walked right up to him, introduced myself (he’d never met me before) then I proceeded to calmly smash his face into the wall in front of all his co-workers before strolling out the front door. The look of shock on his face was priceless when I told him my name and he realized why I was there. Then I smashed his face. Never had another problem with him and neither did my girlfriend. This is essentially what you should do.
[quote] DBCooper wrote:
Listen, fuck all this Facebook bullshit. He probably beat your ass for starters or at least was the clear-cut victor. If you fought until you were winded and mutually decided to stop, this tells me that what really happened was that you got beat down
So you got your ass beat and this clown’s on Facebook laughing it up AND he’s bragging about fucking your sister in some coke-induced rage.
Now, you could continue with your current line of action. Or you could just man up and go to his house.
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This
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(I laughed at that one; I own two Weatherby 12 gauges and a SW .500 Magnum).[/quote]
Wow dude you must boast a meat cock that is considerable in both length and girth.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
A whole buncha bullshit which shoulda been CUT HIS FUCKING THROAT.[/quote]
Also, there was much less piss in this thread than I anticipated.
I stopped reading after Haylee’s picture.
[quote]gabex wrote:
Surprised noone has mentioned this yet. The guy calls out to everyone on FB that he fucked your sister coked out? I dunno… that, if any part of the argument, would’ve pissed me off.[/quote]
I noticed but was too embarrassed for the parties involved to bring it up. That’s got to be up there on the list of lowest class things I’ve ever seen.
E-FIGHT!!!
Wow. Girls FB page/link got posted and then removed.
She has some really stupid privacy settings, that one.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Listen, fuck all this Facebook bullshit. He probably beat your ass for starters or at least was the clear-cut victor. If you fought until you were winded and mutually decided to stop, this tells me that what really happened was that you got beat down and when this dude realized his arm had a gaping hole in it, he stopped fighting and this was prefectly alright with you at that point.
So you got your ass beat and this clown’s on Facebook laughing it up AND he’s bragging about fucking your sister in some coke-induced rage.
Now, you could continue with your current line of action. Or you could just man up and go to his house. Don’t talk about it, don’t tell him you’re gonna do anything, just show up knocking at his door. When he opens it, no words, just punch him right in the fucking trachea, headbutt him right in the goddamned nose and then drag him outside and pummel the shit out of him. Then tell him if he ever comes near you or your sister ever again, you won’t go so easy on him next time.
When my ex and I were together, she had some psychopath ex-boyfriend of hers who kept harassing her, vandalizing her apartment/car and generally being a complete fag because he couldn’t handle the fact that she moved on from him to me so quickly and seamlessly. When he got a hold of my phone number and started calling me constantly to scream idle threats I didn’t go on FB and talk shit or anything like that. He even threatened to shoot me with his .22 handgun (I laughed at that one; I own two Weatherby 12 gauges and a SW .500 Magnum). I simply showed up at his work, walked right up to him, introduced myself (he’d never met me before) then I proceeded to calmly smash his face into the wall in front of all his co-workers before strolling out the front door. The look of shock on his face was priceless when I told him my name and he realized why I was there. Then I smashed his face. Never had another problem with him and neither did my girlfriend. This is essentially what you should do.[/quote]
There is no doubt in my mind this did not happen, or at the very least, way differently than you described it.You may have wanted to do this, you may have been capable of doing it, but you did not do it, because in real fucking life, you don’t just walk out the front door like that. His co-workers, boss would have questioned him about it, you could have been apprehended by it, or someone would have gotten your license plate number. Also in general horrible advice to laugh off a gun threat. It doesn’t matter how good a shot you are or how big you are, if he just comes up and shoots you and you’re not even looking, you’re dead, enough said.
As for the fight in the kitchen, does it really matter? It happened two years ago, and honestly if anything your whore of a sister is to blame. Who gets her ugly ass boyfriend to fight her own brother over throwing a egg shell?
[quote]Otep wrote:
Wow. Girls FB page/link got posted and then removed.
She has some really stupid privacy settings, that one.[/quote]
Mods said I had to have permission to post it. So unless andrew_live wants to give me permission, it’s top secret… I just poked her. oh ya
Also, Tyson looks like a complete goober. Tell your sister to ditch that zero and get with a hero.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Just go find him right now, and finish rip his arm off, I mean he just said it’s halfway done, just pop the bone and you’re done.[/quote]
Totally bra, rip it off and beat him with it for a fatality.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
You should say something to the effect of him being able to only beat off with one hand now, and how lonely he’s going to feel not having a “threesome” this Thursday[/quote]
I like this suggestion best.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Is this the part where someone with excellent sleuthing skills tracks down the kid on Facebook and links him to this topic (a la HM and his teacher)?
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I did, apparently the mods didn’t like that.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Woah, woah, woah…
…you’re asking T-Nation to come up with witty replies on your behalf for your FB argument?
Is this the part where someone with excellent sleuthing skills tracks down the kid on Facebook and links him to this topic (a la HM and his teacher)?
Shit, if you want I’m sure we can just fight him for you.[/quote]
ahhhhhhhh…fuck.
Yes. That is how I feel. I am already aware of how the T-Nation masses feel about FB arguments. This one seemed slightly comical to me. I already had some good ammo to push his buttons. I over estimated the amount of comradeship that the T collective and I had.
Just tryin to contribute some lulz brahs…Its not like I’m asking you to guess my body fat using a shoe or something.
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
[quote]johnnytang24 wrote:
Need pictures of said sister.[/quote]
I’m afraid he’s right, Andrew. We just can’t help you without pics of your sister…
(Bet you wish you blocked out her pic now, huh?)[/quote]
You know, I’m thinkin your right. For all the time I spend on here laughing at those goons who post these things and get fucked up I havent learned anything. I can have a mod remove that pic and stick a new one in with the entire names and pics blocked…Just feels like an empty gesture. Too little too late eh?
i think the devonator should slit this guys throat.