I rarely even read email ‘forwards’ let alone pass them on. But this one seemed rather humourous. I hope it hasn’t been posted here before.
|/ 3Toes
The “F” Word
When is FUCK Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the “F” word has been
considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
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“What the FUCK do you mean, we are sinking?”
– Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 -
“What the FUCK was that?”
– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 -
“Where did all those FUCKing Indians come from?”
– Custer, 1877 -
“Any FUCKing idiot could understand that.”
– Einstein, 1938 -
“It does so FUCKing look like her!”
– Picasso, 1926 -
“How the FUCK did you work that out?”
– Pythagoras, 126 BC -
“You want WHAT on the FUCKing ceiling?”
– Michelangelo, 1566 -
“Where the FUCK are we?”
– Amelia Earhart, 1937 -
“Scattered FUCKing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC -
“Aw c’mon. Who the FUCK is going to find out?”
– Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please . . . !
- “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this FUCKing mad.”
– Saddam Hussein, 2002