[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn’t answer. She did about two hours later and it said “sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?” FML[/quote]
I would’ve replied:
“I’m great! Was doing this chick from behind and her back fat made me think of you!”
[quote]NLR32 wrote:
Today, I finally got the chance to hook up with the girl I really like. She was naked, and as she was taking my pants off, she looked at my penis and said, “oh, I just remembered I have to babysit my little sister today.” FML[/quote]
Wow.
“Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying “Fuck you!” to which she responded: “I bet you’d probably like to.” FML”
Nice.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
deanosumo wrote:
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn’t answer. She did about two hours later and it said “sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?” FML
I would’ve replied:
“I’m great! Was doing this chick from behind and her back fat made me think of you!”[/quote]
That would have pissed me off to no end. Why the fuck would you mention that other then to just piss off the person texting you.