[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Mlettier wrote:
Fuckin’ skanks
Yeah, totally.
Fuckin’ skanks.
I like skanks. Fuckin’ them, that is.
How YOU doin’?[/quote]
Hey baby!
Yeah I take steroids. I eat that shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.
I’m in control baby, Im in fucking control. Got my pro… Fuckin protien… Wheres the ga damn protien mah??? I TOLD YOU TO GET ME SOME MORE PROTIEN… FUCK!!!
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Mlettier wrote:
Fuckin’ skanks
Yeah, totally.
Fuckin’ skanks.
I like skanks. Fuckin’ them, that is.
How YOU doin’?
Hey baby![/quote]
Not now Zap!
I’m in the zone.
Where’s the original link to that guido douche anyway? That shit’s fuckin’ funny!
Yeah I fuckin’ grunt when I get my swell on at the gym. That’s cuz everyone should see how jacked and fuckin’ tan I am. WUT!!!
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Mlettier wrote:
Fuckin’ skanks
Yeah, totally.
Fuckin’ skanks.
I like skanks. Fuckin’ them, that is.
How YOU doin’?
Hey baby!
Not now Zap!
I’m in the zone.
[/quote]
Sorry man, the friend zone is a tough place to be.
You guys need to lay off the Jager Bomb Hate. First off, I drink a merry go round of drinks so nobody here can call me a pussy or probably out drink me, I’m sure some of you could out drink me with your drink, but i’m pretty good at handling anything. That being said, if you are drinking to have fun, Jager bombs or even red bull vodkas are a good time.
When I drink scotch or whiskey or tequila, I usually have to get warnings about fights or talking too much shit to people, it makes me more agressive. Jager bombs makes me they fun guy at the party, friendly to everyone, willing to listen to anyones shitty stories and say sweet and awsome the whole time. Makes it so easy to laugh and smile with the ladies and you don’t even get the sense that you are being a creepy stalker type, just having fun, and theThen if you can make it for the rest of the night, who knows.
Also to clarify, 1 can of redbull will pour 3 jager bombs, we don’t do them in a pint glass, we do them in 8oz beer glasses, and it’s usually more than a “shot” as most bartenders will just “eyeball” it and not actually dump it in a shot glass and then pour it in the cup. Too much redbull makes them taste watered down, you gotta be able to get that shot like feeling.
Also Jager bombs mix well with beer, so you can have 2 or 3 of them in between drinking your favorite beer and you’re not gonna go puke, or get black out drunk off them, the red bull helps kick any of those tired drunk nights right out the window. On most nights I drink, I generally include 1 or 2 jager bombs, one at the beginning of the night, and one about halfway through. Usually works out really good.
V
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Mlettier wrote:
Fuckin’ skanks
Yeah, totally.
Fuckin’ skanks.
I like skanks. Fuckin’ them, that is.
How YOU doin’?
Hey baby!
Not now Zap!
I’m in the zone.
Sorry man, the friend zone is a tough place to be.[/quote]
Funny you should mention that! I was going to post a thread in SAMA about the friend zone and how (in my personal experience)it’s not always a bad thing, but I after I wrote it all up it just looked like I was bragging.
Maybe I’ll give it a shot anyway.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
When I drink scotch or whiskey or tequila, I usually have to get warnings about fights or talking too much shit to people, it makes me more agressive. Jager bombs makes me they fun guy at the party, friendly to everyone, willing to listen to anyones shitty stories and say sweet and awsome the whole time. Makes it so easy to laugh and smile with the ladies and you don’t even get the sense that you are being a creepy stalker type, just having fun, and theThen if you can make it for the rest of the night, who knows.
[/quote]
I guess I would wager that the hard shit gets you hammered faster then, if you get all angry drunk when drinking whisk(e)y and the likes. (I personally prefer to drink straight spirits as the hangovers are much more manageable and I find stomach churning is greatly reduced with hard liquor)
Trust me, I used to pour, as the night goes on you are getting a two count at best with anything that isn’t rail.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Mlettier wrote:
Fuckin’ skanks
Yeah, totally.
Fuckin’ skanks.
I like skanks. Fuckin’ them, that is.
How YOU doin’?
Hey baby!
Not now Zap!
I’m in the zone.
Sorry man, the friend zone is a tough place to be.
Funny you should mention that! I was going to post a thread in SAMA about the friend zone and how (in my personal experience)it’s not always a bad thing, but I after I wrote it all up it just looked like I was bragging.
Maybe I’ll give it a shot anyway.
[/quote]
What if you are in love but cannot work it out? Is the friend zone the place to be then?
Not now chief, I’m in the fucking zone.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
What if you are in love but cannot work it out? Is the friend zone the place to be then?[/quote]
The friend zone is still warmer than the street.
And sometimes when your both lonely, cold, and a little drunk stuff happens and then your “friends with benefits” and all is right with the world.
[quote]Westclock wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
What if you are in love but cannot work it out? Is the friend zone the place to be then?
The friend zone is still warmer than the street.
And sometimes when your both lonely, cold, and a little drunk stuff happens and then your “friends with benefits” and all is right with the world.[/quote]
Is that where the Jager-Bombs come in?
jagerbombs come first, always. they load the bases for the night. jagerbombs are the solution for world peace.
This is the way a real man does a jager bomb.