Explain Wolverine's 'Power' to Me

[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
WolBarret wrote:He deserves it more than Wolverine does.

Not even a little.[/quote]

Why support Wolverine? He’s always been overrated and good for nothing. Support Alpha Flight. They’re like Canada’s Avengers.

[quote]Katiekate wrote:
What if Wolverine needs an operation? How do you keep him from closing back up once you make the incision?[/quote]

what would he possibly need an operation for?

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
WOLVERINE ----- can’t die
HULK ---------- can’t die
SPIDERMAN ----- can’t die

The Evans family — will never have money

regardless of whatever way you can think of to kill them or give Evans family money it will get fucked up because well the writers will make it that way

Airtruth, that sucks your avatar doesnt work that shit is funny,or maybe its just my computer.[/quote]

It doesn’t work. I have to try saving downloading it from another computer. For some reason this work one won’t let me store animated gifs.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Dyn o mite!!![/quote]

lol

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
Katiekate wrote:
What if Wolverine needs an operation? How do you keep him from closing back up once you make the incision?

what would he possibly need an operation for?[/quote]

X2

Fuckin’ A… why do I have to be so late to the Hulk praise thread?

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
Katiekate wrote:
What if Wolverine needs an operation? How do you keep him from closing back up once you make the incision?

what would he possibly need an operation for?[/quote]

Maybe to introduce the adamantium in his body.

[quote]Katiekate wrote:
What if Wolverine needs an operation? How do you keep him from closing back up once you make the incision?[/quote]

We’ll be able to find out Friday. :slight_smile:

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Katiekate wrote:
What if Wolverine needs an operation? How do you keep him from closing back up once you make the incision?

We’ll be able to find out Friday. :-)[/quote]

I could tell you right now if you want, Doug. I’ve seen the movie.

SPOILERS!!

You just caught the Ghey.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Katiekate wrote:
What if Wolverine needs an operation? How do you keep him from closing back up once you make the incision?

We’ll be able to find out Friday. :-)[/quote]

Why, what’s on Friday? :slight_smile:

that guy could kill wolverine with his ghey stare and solar skin.

The head chopping thing would work out but Wolverine would have been dead a million times over by now if that was all it took.

See even tho Marvel writers never explained it this way, when the dudes that implanted him with adamantium did their thing, they must have made it so that his skeleton is connected with adamantium somehow or else it would be really easy for somebody like Thor or Juggernaut to just pull his head right off. Metal bones doesn’t affect the ligaments, tendons and soft structures that hold it all together.

Anyway the best way to kill Wolverine would be to fling him into outer space and leave him there or to weigth himn down with adamantium chains and throw him into an active volcano. He wouldn’t come back from either of those.

Chuck’s roundhouse kick would do the trick

[quote]force of one wrote:
The head chopping thing would work out but Wolverine would have been dead a million times over by now if that was all it took.

See even tho Marvel writers never explained it this way, when the dudes that implanted him with adamantium did their thing, they must have made it so that his skeleton is connected with adamantium somehow or else it would be really easy for somebody like Thor or Juggernaut to just pull his head right off. Metal bones doesn’t affect the ligaments, tendons and soft structures that hold it all together.

Anyway the best way to kill Wolverine would be to fling him into outer space and leave him there or to weigth himn down with adamantium chains and throw him into an active volcano. He wouldn’t come back from either of those.[/quote]

I’m going to show my geekyness right now, but that was tried. The Incredible Hulk ripped him in half and threw the pieces in different directions and Wolverine was able to drag his upper half back to his lower half and heal himself.

I am no expert, but surely the skeleton of a human does not cover every inch of your body? I mean, there is one helluva gap around your abs leading up to your heart.

Can wolverine breath water?

Can wolverine breath in space?

Does he need to eat? drink?

Couldn’t magneto rip his skeleton out of his body? that metal skeleton is not going to grow back.

is he magnetic? would a normal magnet do anything?

[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
that guy could kill wolverine with his ghey stare and solar skin.[/quote]

QUICK! Ward him off with Douche Bag Bane!! (Douchebaggium)

I am no expert, but surely the skeleton of a human does not cover every inch of your body? I mean, there is one helluva gap around your abs leading up to your heart.

Can wolverine breath water?

Can wolverine breath in space?

Does he need to eat? drink?

Couldn’t magneto rip his skeleton out of his body? that metal skeleton is not going to grow back.

is he magnetic? would a normal magnet do anything?

I think Rogue can kill Wolverine, can’t she?

Hulk V Wolverine

Edit: Select the " I am human let me watch".

Wolverine has gotten AIDS 20 times over from all the chicks he’s banged. His healing factor was able to cure it.

On the other hand, Juggernaut would be able to hit wolverine so hard he may be able to break the admantium. Of course, that would only be if juggs was wearing his vibranium helmet.

Wolverine is just one tough mother fucker to kill because he is tough enough to get out of deadly situations long enough for his healing factor to kick in. He’s also like supposed to be over 70 years old or something. Can’t pull one over on him… wait unless he’s had his memory erased in that story arc or not…