Wolverine’s healing factor gots electrolytes.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Wolverine’s healing factor gots electrolytes.[/quote]
Brawndo!
[quote]Taxman13 wrote:
force of one wrote:
The head chopping thing would work out but Wolverine would have been dead a million times over by now if that was all it took.
See even tho Marvel writers never explained it this way, when the dudes that implanted him with adamantium did their thing, they must have made it so that his skeleton is connected with adamantium somehow or else it would be really easy for somebody like Thor or Juggernaut to just pull his head right off. Metal bones doesn’t affect the ligaments, tendons and soft structures that hold it all together.
Anyway the best way to kill Wolverine would be to fling him into outer space and leave him there or to weigth himn down with adamantium chains and throw him into an active volcano. He wouldn’t come back from either of those.
I’m going to show my geekyness right now, but that was tried. The Incredible Hulk ripped him in half and threw the pieces in different directions and Wolverine was able to drag his upper half back to his lower half and heal himself.
Adamantium (Object) - Comic Vine [/quote]
maybe that Hulk but not the new and improved Hulk (Vinyard),The new Hulk could throw him into space in two different directions and Wolverine would just have to wait millions of years before his two halfs crossed paths.
[quote]Taxman13 wrote:
force of one wrote:
The head chopping thing would work out but Wolverine would have been dead a million times over by now if that was all it took.
See even tho Marvel writers never explained it this way, when the dudes that implanted him with adamantium did their thing, they must have made it so that his skeleton is connected with adamantium somehow or else it would be really easy for somebody like Thor or Juggernaut to just pull his head right off. Metal bones doesn’t affect the ligaments, tendons and soft structures that hold it all together.
Anyway the best way to kill Wolverine would be to fling him into outer space and leave him there or to weigth himn down with adamantium chains and throw him into an active volcano. He wouldn’t come back from either of those.
I’m going to show my geekyness right now, but that was tried. The Incredible Hulk ripped him in half and threw the pieces in different directions and Wolverine was able to drag his upper half back to his lower half and heal himself.
But at this point (did issue 5 come out yet?)he hasn’t healed; Hulk was gonna eat one of his legs so that he couldn’t just reattach it, then they were interrupted by a surprise guest. I guess if he wanted to, Hulk could just eat Wolverine and be done.
[quote]JCS19Y wrote:
Taxman13 wrote:
force of one wrote:
The head chopping thing would work out but Wolverine would have been dead a million times over by now if that was all it took.
See even tho Marvel writers never explained it this way, when the dudes that implanted him with adamantium did their thing, they must have made it so that his skeleton is connected with adamantium somehow or else it would be really easy for somebody like Thor or Juggernaut to just pull his head right off. Metal bones doesn’t affect the ligaments, tendons and soft structures that hold it all together.
Anyway the best way to kill Wolverine would be to fling him into outer space and leave him there or to weigth himn down with adamantium chains and throw him into an active volcano. He wouldn’t come back from either of those.
I’m going to show my geekyness right now, but that was tried. The Incredible Hulk ripped him in half and threw the pieces in different directions and Wolverine was able to drag his upper half back to his lower half and heal himself.
But at this point (did issue 5 come out yet?)he hasn’t healed; Hulk was gonna eat one of his legs so that he couldn’t just reattach it, then they were interrupted by a surprise guest. I guess if he wanted to, Hulk could just eat Wolverine and be done.
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See, now that is just dumb. It’s like the writers didn’t know what else to come up with and hit a dead end with their imagination, so they threw the story under the boss.
Why not just say Wolverine was jailed for tax evasion?
Threw the story under the boss?
I don’t even know what that means.
And personally, I think the idea of eating his legs so he can’t reattach them and come after you is pretty legit. WWJD?
You know the hulk could just eat his head like he did the abomination.
I don’t even necessarily support Wolverine, but I can see why people would like him. I mean, I like Jack Bauer as a character, and I’m pretty sure he’s easier to kill than Wolverine.
As much as all the pro-Wolverine stuff might seem odd to you, it’s way less fucking stupid than being so completely anti-Wolverine…especially since, why, because he’s a popular character?
As for the Hulk, I only ever really liked him when he had the smarts of Banner and never reverted back to human form. The whole ‘feeling isolated because he couldn’t control it’ shtick never appealed to me at all.
[quote]AllerCuzine wrote:
You know the hulk could just eat his head like he did the abomination.[/quote]
When did that happen??!?
And why didn’t I know about it!
Agreed I like wolverine as well although im not a fan of Hugh jackman.How can u not like wolverine he;s got cool chops a bad ass haircut, big blades come out of his fists and he his a bit of a nomad.
But everyone on here, atleast all the guys who frequent the steroid forumn like Hulk for obvious reasons.
Jump hella far
Run really fast
Knock down buildings
Throw tanks over mountains
Keep getting bigger and bigger just from getting angery, Imagine if he lifted weights (i mean oil tankers, while samolians are shooting rpg’s at him)
Roid rage never looked so cool.
[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
I mean, I like Jack Bauer as a character, and I’m pretty sure he’s easier to kill than Wolverine.
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Ridiculous! You can’t kill Jack Bauer, and even if you could it would only make him mad.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:Ridiculous!
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Fuckin’ weird. I’m so used to people typing “rediculous” that seeing it spelled correctly confused me a little.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Agreed I like wolverine as well although im not a fan of Hugh jackman.How can u not like wolverine he;s got cool chops a bad ass haircut, big blades come out of his fists and he his a bit of a nomad.
But everyone on here, atleast all the guys who frequent the steroid forumn like Hulk for obvious reasons.
Jump hella far
Run really fast
Knock down buildings
Throw tanks over mountains
Keep getting bigger and bigger just from getting angery, Imagine if he lifted weights (i mean oil tankers, while samolians are shooting rpg’s at him)
Roid rage never looked so cool.[/quote]
Wolverine is cool, but the main problem is the fans. People love him so much that they think he could stop heavy hitters like Juggernaut or Ultron.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
Agreed I like wolverine as well although im not a fan of Hugh jackman.How can u not like wolverine he;s got cool chops a bad ass haircut, big blades come out of his fists and he his a bit of a nomad.
But everyone on here, atleast all the guys who frequent the steroid forumn like Hulk for obvious reasons.
Jump hella far
Run really fast
Knock down buildings
Throw tanks over mountains
Keep getting bigger and bigger just from getting angery, Imagine if he lifted weights (i mean oil tankers, while samolians are shooting rpg’s at him)
Roid rage never looked so cool.
Wolverine is cool, but the main problem is the fans. People love him so much that they think he could stop heavy hitters like Juggernaut or Ultron.
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X2
I’m bumping this
All I could think about was how to kill wolverine during class yesterday thanks to this thread. Decided on:
Acid bath
Heart extraction
Volcano/ serious incineration
Digested
Outerspace/ suffocation
Tossed into the sun
Head lopped off and separated for a while
SIDE THOUGHT (Hijack)
Is Deadpool basically the same character as wolverine, except with sweet guns and swords instead of claws, and with crazy scars and stuff instead of adamantium bones? I presume you’d have the same problems killing him.