Hey Steve, no stick up this ass, dude. (Thank for the offer, though.)
Now go back and chit-chat some more about taking a shit, while I figure out my routine for tomorrow.
When I was a freshman in the dorm, we had a competition to see who could drop the biggest shit. It would stay there until someone dropped a bigger one. I was king for about 3 hours two days into it. But we had these guys that looked like the nelson twins who earned the nicknames “the mad crappers”. Inhuman (inhamune) shits. one of them tool the cake for about a week. then it started to get nasty so we finally flushed it. But it started at the bottom, swirled around the bowl like soft serrve ice cream. Did a lap and a half above the water line and stuck its head up. We had pics posted on the floor bulletin board for the rest of the year.
Does anyone else inspect their recently crapped crap? I think its a guy thing.