Ever Met a Celebrity Who Was a C**t?

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

About 10-years ago I was in Tahoe and ran into Kurt Russell. I was walking around the corner of this little shopping center and I wasn’t looking and I slammed into him and lost my footing and fell backwards onto my butt. I kept trying to get up but I couldn’t get my footing and I was feeling pretty stupid especially when I ended up in the landscaping. He was laughing and finally just reached down and picked me up and set me on my feet and asked me if I was okay. I kept apologizing and he said “Don’t worry about it.” and he whacked me on my butt and sent me on my way. He’s so cool. I’ve had a crush on that man for years and I missed my opportunity by letting my spazz flag fly a little too high.

Goldie Hawn would have jumped from the bushes and killed you if you tried taking her man.[/quote]

It would have been worth it. How cool was he in Tombstone? Not to mention Big Trouble in Little China! Or the awesome Snake Plisskin.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Almost forgot I met Charles Oakley in a club and he was one of my favorite Knick players back in the day I asked for a pic and he kinda gave me the “dude im just here to chill” then I said its cool and I said that I understood then he said “ok fuck it where’s your camera” really cool guy.

I also met Cool Herc: “The God Father of Hip hop” dude is pretty ripped for a older dude. Don’t get him started on a story though dude damn near talked my ear off all night. Mostly about wanting to fuck Free from 106 & park. Who was also in attendance that night.[/quote]

Who wouldn’t want to fuck Free. I’m sure her bitch co-host Aj tried getting at that and failed.

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I am probably older than most of you and have travelled quite a bit so here goes (most of these are random)
Drew Bledsoe_at his QB camp in Washington. Very nice, articulate and humble…big freaking dude btw
Robert Deniro-waited on him almost 20 years ago in NY. Signed and autograph for me, very nice and genuine. 100 tip on a check that I think was under 100$

Denis leary-grew up very close to his neighborhood in southie. Met him at the “no cure for cancer” show with Cam Neely. Both were nice, Denis was a bit tough at first, but totally warmed up. I would imagine, especially back then he was a bit nervous about the show

Gabrielle Reece-nike shoot (my freind worked for them) Stunning and genuinely nice.
ok, a few less than swell ones
Glenn Danzig-shockingly, a major dick. Went backstage with my freind, Danzig was an arrogant ass. PS-cute that you bench press, but you’re 4 fucking feet tall. Either one of us would freaking kill your dwarf ass

Jello Biafra-perhaps not a shock either, but a real asshole. Went with friends to a signing ( I am not personally a Dead Kennedy’s fan), dude got into with us, also threatend my friend (who was hardly terrified) behind about 7-8 security. Tough guy, eh?

“Billy jack” Haynes-this was a while ago too? Maybe ten years ago. Not really a dick, but lets just say this guy and sanity are not close personal friends
ok, here are too nice ones to restore your faith
Lemmy Kilmister-super fucking cool, shoot pool and drank with him at a strip club in Portland. Ace guy

Steve Yzerman- I am a huge WIngs fan, met him and his family several years ago at the Joe. Incredibly humble guy, signed a jersey etc, even talked to me for several minutes while I prattled on like a retard about how I wore #19 in college because of him etc, how awesome the wings are etc. I got a picture with him, and he thanked me for being a fan. Wow. Just class, peroid.

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[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I met Rakim (Eric B & Rakim) at Laguardia Airport in NY when I was 15, I said whats up and he gave a head nod, wasnt a great interaction but hes still a god in my eyes.

Met Debbie Harry (Blondie) at Bigelows pharmacy in the west village in NYC, snotty bitch. She was in my way I politely said excuse me, she sighed looked and didnt move, I made fun of her sigh and laughed, she kept on staring.

Vinny Stigma (Agnostic Front) I get my tattoos from his shop, one day he was there fucking awesome guy another god. I said hi to him like I knew him, He had no idea who I was but treated me like he did.

Ghost Face Killer (Wu Tang) - met him after a show at the wave in Staten Island. Truly awesome guy, we were the only white guys at this place, we stuck out like a sore thumb. This was when 36 chambers first came out. We were young, too young, so he started to call us out in a playful way, talking to some other dude about how the fuck did we let these 8th graders in. He then kind of gave us some credit for going to the show and gave us two shots Johnnie Walker. [/quote]

You got drunk with Ghost Face when you were in the 8th grade? That’s pretty cool. I ran into Kid’n’Play at the airport when I was little, like 9 or 10. I was too shy to ask them for their autograph so my pop asked for me. It reads “To Dave, stay cool. Kid’n’Play”. I still have it framed! All these years later that’s one of only two regrets in my life, and I’m only half kidding.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.

Who’s the man, who’s the boss, who’s the n!%%@ that pays the cost?
Mane! Also, Saiyan, did he really fly that plane up and bail or are you just playin’?

Jesus Christ…

Why Wol, why?

You know why.[/quote]

Yeah I know. Maybe I should dust off my white card…

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.

Who’s the man, who’s the boss, who’s the n!%%@ that pays the cost?
Mane! Also, Saiyan, did he really fly that plane up and bail or are you just playin’?

Jesus Christ…

Why Wol, why?

You know why.[/quote]

lol

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Chesney Hawkes told a mate of mine to fuck off.

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Seems to me that hockey players are usually some of the most down to earth nicest famous guys you can meet. Not that I have met one (take that back I met Barry Beck who was an awesome guy but I was very young) but on interviews they seem so damn humble and regular. I am not surprised about Jello Biafra

[quote]cromwell2007 wrote:
I am probably older than most of you and have travelled quite a bit so here goes (most of these are random)
Drew Bledsoe_at his QB camp in Washington. Very nice, articulate and humble…big freaking dude btw
Robert Deniro-waited on him almost 20 years ago in NY. Signed and autograph for me, very nice and genuine. 100 tip on a check that I think was under 100$
Denis leary-grew up very close to his neighborhood in southie. Met him at the “no cure for cancer” show with Cam Neely. Both were nice, Denis was a bit tough at first, but totally warmed up. I would imagine, especially back then he was a bit nervous about the show
Gabrielle Reece-nike shoot (my freind worked for them) Stunning and genuinely nice.
ok, a few less than swell ones
Glenn Danzig-shockingly, a major dick. Went backstage with my freind, Danzig was an arrogant ass. PS-cute that you bench press, but you’re 4 fucking feet tall. Either one of us would freaking kill your dwarf ass
Jello Biafra-perhaps not a shock either, but a real asshole. Went with friends to a signing ( I am not personally a Dead Kennedy’s fan), dude got into with us, also threatend my friend (who was hardly terrified) behind about 7-8 security. Tough guy, eh?
“Billy jack” Haynes-this was a while ago too? Maybe ten years ago. Not really a dick, but lets just say this guy and sanity are not close personal friends
ok, here are too nice ones to restore your faith
Lemmy Kilmister-super fucking cool, shoot pool and drank with him at a strip club in Portland. Ace guy
Steve Yzerman- I am a huge WIngs fan, met him and his family several years ago at the Joe. Incredibly humble guy, signed a jersey etc, even talked to me for several minutes while I prattled on like a retard about how I wore #19 in college because of him etc, how awesome the wings are etc. I got a picture with him, and he thanked me for being a fan. Wow. Just class, peroid.[/quote]

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Almost forgot I met Charles Oakley in a club and he was one of my favorite Knick players back in the day I asked for a pic and he kinda gave me the “dude im just here to chill” then I said its cool and I said that I understood then he said “ok fuck it where’s your camera” really cool guy.

I also met Cool Herc: “The God Father of Hip hop” dude is pretty ripped for a older dude. Don’t get him started on a story though dude damn near talked my ear off all night. Mostly about wanting to fuck Free from 106 & park. Who was also in attendance that night.

Who wouldn’t want to fuck Free. I’m sure her bitch co-host Aj tried getting at that and failed.[/quote]

Her Ass is just as sweet in person. She was kinda stand offish though. Maybe she saw me rubbing my hands together and licking my chops while staring at her ass.

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Well we looked like 8th graders I was really 17 at the time, but he was just fucking with us, but we did have some shots with him, nice dude.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
MattyXL wrote:
I met Rakim (Eric B & Rakim) at Laguardia Airport in NY when I was 15, I said whats up and he gave a head nod, wasnt a great interaction but hes still a god in my eyes.

Met Debbie Harry (Blondie) at Bigelows pharmacy in the west village in NYC, snotty bitch. She was in my way I politely said excuse me, she sighed looked and didnt move, I made fun of her sigh and laughed, she kept on staring.

Vinny Stigma (Agnostic Front) I get my tattoos from his shop, one day he was there fucking awesome guy another god. I said hi to him like I knew him, He had no idea who I was but treated me like he did.

Ghost Face Killer (Wu Tang) - met him after a show at the wave in Staten Island. Truly awesome guy, we were the only white guys at this place, we stuck out like a sore thumb. This was when 36 chambers first came out. We were young, too young, so he started to call us out in a playful way, talking to some other dude about how the fuck did we let these 8th graders in. He then kind of gave us some credit for going to the show and gave us two shots Johnnie Walker.

You got drunk with Ghost Face when you were in the 8th grade? That’s pretty cool. I ran into Kid’n’Play at the airport when I was little, like 9 or 10. I was too shy to ask them for their autograph so my pop asked for me. It reads “To Dave, stay cool. Kid’n’Play”. I still have it framed! All these years later that’s one of only two regrets in my life, and I’m only half kidding. [/quote]

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cromwell 2007, you could kill Danzig? I’m pretty sure he trains in Jeet Kun Do… sorry he was a dick though.

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jon bon jovi lives down the road from my aunt and uncle and he is a complete jerkoff. He thinks he is gods gift to the world, at least that was a few years ago maybe hes changes.

same town across the river, bruce springstein lives across the street from my cousin and her family. really a genuinely nice guy. both bon jovi and springsteins kids go to school with my cousins and they said that during the school year both parents are great, they end up singing all the christmas carols lol but still say bon jovi is snotty.

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Love that video when that fat guy knocks out Glen Danzig. I have heard many times that he is a tremendous douche.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Almost forgot I met Charles Oakley in a club and he was one of my favorite Knick players back in the day I asked for a pic and he kinda gave me the “dude im just here to chill” then I said its cool and I said that I understood then he said “ok fuck it where’s your camera” really cool guy.

I also met Cool Herc: “The God Father of Hip hop” dude is pretty ripped for a older dude. Don’t get him started on a story though dude damn near talked my ear off all night. Mostly about wanting to fuck Free from 106 & park. Who was also in attendance that night.

Who wouldn’t want to fuck Free. I’m sure her bitch co-host Aj tried getting at that and failed.

Her Ass is just as sweet in person. She was kinda stand offish though. Maybe she saw me rubbing my hands together and licking my chops while staring at her ass.

[/quote]

I think she could smell your poverty from a mile away. Same thing would happen to me too.

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[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Greatest catching fullback of all time, love larry centers

Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.

[/quote]

No doubt.

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
cromwell 2007, you could kill Danzig? I’m pretty sure he trains in Jeet Kun Do… sorry he was a dick though. [/quote]

Maybe he should train harder…

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Ted Bundy was my closest encounter with fame. I think most people would agree he is a prick.

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[quote]mombasa333 wrote:
Ted Bundy was my closest encounter with fame. I think most people would agree he is a prick.[/quote]

How’d you meet Ted Bundy? I read a book on serial killers a few months ago and find that shit fascinating.

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I used to lift at a big Gold’s gym and have seen a few people come in. Shaquille O’Neal would come in occasionally with about 7-8 of his friends and lift/goof off/laugh with his buddies. Saw Tiger Woods a few times. Guy just kept his head down, earphones in, and did his work. One time Justin Timberlake came in and somehow managed to wrestle one of those tricep machines into working his biceps. One of the staff members came over to try to tell him the correct way to do it, but he got pissed and went to the empty aerobics room to do dance moves for 30 minutes then left.

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[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
One time Justin Timberlake came in and somehow managed to wrestle one of those tricep machines into working his biceps. One of the staff members came over to try to tell him the correct way to do it, but he got pissed and went to the empty aerobics room to do dance moves for 30 minutes then left.[/quote]

Do not blaspheme Timberlake. That machine is obviously fucked up.