Ever Met a Celebrity Who Was a C**t?

My buddy met Chuck Liddell at a bar. He said Chuck was pretty nice but didn’t pay much attention to him, when he and his GF were talking to him. He said that Chuck was being extra nice to his GF, and that there really wasn’t much he could do about it lol.

I’ve met a few of the guys from Metallica.

Hetfield lived fairly nearby where I grew up and we used to see him driving around town. You’d know it was him because he drove this big-ass Ford Bronco with a pair of Texas Longhorns on the front. We’d throw up the ‘devil horns’ and he’d throw them back. This was right around the time the Black Album came out and I was in 6th grade.

A handful of us middle school / highschool kids would always ask him for his autograph when we’d see him at the gas station or wherever. One time a kid asked him to sign a bong. He just laughed and said ‘Dude, you want me to smoke this shit or sign it?’ He signed it. Somewhere I still have like 3-4 baseball hats with his signature on the underside of the bill. His sig is written as JAYMZ. Nice guy.

Several years later, probably around the time Reload was coming out and I was out of highschool, I saw him standing by the door in the bar at a local Chevy’s. I gave him a slap on on the back and said ‘What’s up James?!’ I about knocked him over he was so wasted. He gave me this ‘fuck off’ look – which I did. He went into rehab a bit later.

[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
I met a few pro wrestlers…

Farooq/Ron Simmons - Real class act, met him at an indie show. I had to pay for an autographed picture, about 10 bucks, it’s how he makes his living these days though so, I didn’t mind. Really nice, cool dude, polite, well spoke…HUGE hands. We shook hands and brother had mammoth mits. Then he asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted an autograph…but he said “What about you little baby?” I don’t give a fuck if he called her baby! he’s ron simmons!

Gangrel - Really fun to talk to real laid back and chill. Same indie show. I told him it was good to see him, his response? “It’s good to be seen, brother, good to be scene.” Only charged 5 bucks. Pretty cool.

Luna Vachon - I met her backstage at a WWF show when I was around 10, really sweet. Her voice throws you for a loop though, talks like she gargled with nails. Sweetheart though, asked how I was doing in school and stuff. Her autograph was free.

Stone Cold Steve Austin - He is huge. He’s like some sort of bull/man-wall. Really polite, met him the same day I met Luna. I didn’t say much, he asked my mom what I would prefer and autograph or photograph…then he said “Ah, hell, why not both?” he proceeded to do both. Awesome guy, huge hands as well. Also, he smelled like Dove hand soap. I know that’s weird to point out, I just thought it was bizarre this huge athlete who sweats for a living smelled pretty good. Really nice though, polite, even called my mom “ma’am”.

Al Snow - Funny and laid back as hell, he even played the circle game with my brother…my brother lost and got punched my Al Snow.

Dean Malenko - Comedic genius! haha. really funny guy, polite, made you feel like old friends.

Hardcore Holly - Rude asshole. Acted like he owned the WWF or some shit…horse toothed motherfucker. [/quote]

Dean Malenko was funny? Really? I remember him always being serious.

Hardcore Boy Holly does seem like an asshole.

[quote]markdp wrote:
My buddy met Chuck Liddell at a bar. He said Chuck was pretty nice but didn’t pay much attention to him, when he and his GF were talking to him. He said that Chuck was being extra nice to his GF, and that there really wasn’t much he could do about it lol.[/quote]

So I says to Chuck “Bitch, get you hands off my woman…”

When I was stationed in Guam, I trained at the local Purebred/Fokai gym out there, which was affiliated under Enson Inoue(Pride fighter back int he day). Got to meet him and his brother Egan a couople different times. When I fought in Superbrawl, he was sitting at a ringside table right next to my corner, so I basically got cornered by Enson Inoue. Went out after the party with him and his bro too. Enson is a funny fucker, very outspoken.

Wrestled against Sean Sherk in a submission tourney in Minneapolis in 01/02. He wrestled up like two or three weight classes, ‘to challenge himself more’, and still basically walked through our whole set(round robin style tourney. took him like 17 seconds to get me down and submit me. That little dude is easily the strongest guy I have ever wrestled against. Most people you can at least move them enough that they have to readjust, against him I had nothing.

Summer of 01, I was stationed in Great Lakes, IL, working with security. The USO brought Tonic on base to play a free show, and we worked the stage area as security. I was standing there with a couple of my partners, and the band was standing a few feet away. My buddy says, ‘Hey, that’s Tonic. Let’s go say hi.’ I said, ‘Fuck that, they’re just gonna say hi back and then ignore us. They could obviously give a shit about being here.’ I could tell by looking at them.

He and a couple other dudes went over and said Hi anyway, and it went exactly like I said. They turned around, did the ‘Hi, we’re Tonic.’ And then literally turned their backs on them and ignored them. D-list rock douchebags.

[quote]SinisterMinister wrote:
I’ve met a few of the guys from Metallica.

Hetfield lived fairly nearby where I grew up and we used to see him driving around town. You’d know it was him because he drove this big-ass Ford Bronco with a pair of Texas Longhorns on the front. We’d throw up the ‘devil horns’ and he’d throw them back. This was right around the time the Black Album came out and I was in 6th grade. A handful of us middle school / highschool kids would always ask him for his autograph when we’d see him at the gas station or wherever. One time a kid asked him to sign a bong. He just laughed and said ‘Dude, you want me to smoke this shit or sign it?’ He signed it. Somewhere I still have like 3-4 baseball hats with his signature on the underside of the bill. His sig is written as JAYMZ. Nice guy.

Several years later, probably around the time Reload was coming out and I was out of highschool, I saw him standing by the door in the bar at a local Chevy’s. I gave him a slap on on the back and said ‘What’s up James?!’ I about knocked him over he was so wasted. He gave me this ‘fuck off’ look – which I did. He went into rehab a bit later. [/quote]

I’m gonna need you to keep your hands off drunk people.

I met the undertaker at an MMA fight. It was around the time he was banned from the WWE. I walked up to him & we talked for a bit. He was sitting with another wrestler i couldnt remember his name at the time. Turns out it was the hurricane. He got butt hurt that i didnt care nor recognize him. I told him nothing personal, but this is the undertaker! I ended up getting a picture with him. I asked him is her coming back to wrestling & he said we’ll see. I told him i only watch wrestling now for him & bastista. lol

Stone cold steve austin’s brother used to work at the Worlds in venice beach. So steve would come in fairly regularly & train. I never bother him during his workouts. But have shared a machine with him before & he seemed like a pretty nice guy. He didnt preen around or act like he owned the place did his workout with his partner & left.

I don’t need to meet Kanye to know how much of a dick he is.

[quote]boatguy wrote:
When I was stationed in Guam, I trained at the local Purebred/Fokai gym out there, which was affiliated under Enson Inoue(Pride fighter back int he day). Got to meet him and his brother Egan a couople different times. When I fought in Superbrawl, he was sitting at a ringside table right next to my corner, so I basically got cornered by Enson Inoue. Went out after the party with him and his bro too. Enson is a funny fucker, very outspoken.

Wrestled against Sean Sherk in a submission tourney in Minneapolis in 01/02. He wrestled up like two or three weight classes, ‘to challenge himself more’, and still basically walked through our whole set(round robin style tourney. took him like 17 seconds to get me down and submit me. That little dude is easily the strongest guy I have ever wrestled against. Most people you can at least move them enough that they have to readjust, against him I had nothing.

Summer of 01, I was stationed in Great Lakes, IL, working with security. The USO brought Tonic on base to play a free show, and we worked the stage area as security. I was standing there with a couple of my partners, and the band was standing a few feet away. My buddy says, ‘Hey, that’s Tonic. Let’s go say hi.’ I said, ‘Fuck that, they’re just gonna say hi back and then ignore us. They could obviously give a shit about being here.’ I could tell by looking at them. He and a couple other dudes went over and said Hi anyway, and it went exactly like I said. They turned around, did the ‘Hi, we’re Tonic.’ And then literally turned their backs on them and ignored them. D-list rock douchebags.[/quote]

Maybe you and your friends are boring.

Greatest catching fullback of all time, love larry centers

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.[/quote]

Back in the eighties my friends and I went to see the scorpions in Toronto. As we were walking down Young st after the show some dude comes out of a bar onto the sidewalk and starts to give us the evil eye. So my one buddy who was always in fights starts to get in fight mode. The other dude starts to rant about Canada and anything else he can think of, this guy can barely stand up he’s so pissed.

Then he starts to take out hundred dollar bills, crumples them up and throws them at us as he’s ranting then stumbles away…the whole time we gotta hold our buddy back from kicking the shit out this piss tank.

Turns out we got four hundred bucks out of it with no bloodshed…the drunk guy…Mel Gibson lol.

True story no bullshit.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.[/quote]

Who’s the man, who’s the boss, who’s the n!%%@ that pays the cost?
Mane! Also, Saiyan, did he really fly that plane up and bail or are you just playin’?

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.

Who’s the man, who’s the boss, who’s the n!%%@ that pays the cost?
Mane! Also, Saiyan, did he really fly that plane up and bail or are you just playin’?[/quote]

Jesus Christ…

About 10-years ago I was in Tahoe and ran into Kurt Russell. I was walking around the corner of this little shopping center and I wasn’t looking and I slammed into him and lost my footing and fell backwards onto my butt. I kept trying to get up but I couldn’t get my footing and I was feeling pretty stupid especially when I ended up in the landscaping.

He was laughing and finally just reached down and picked me up and set me on my feet and asked me if I was okay. I kept apologizing and he said “Don’t worry about it.” and he whacked me on my butt and sent me on my way. He’s so cool. I’ve had a crush on that man for years and I missed my opportunity by letting my spazz flag fly a little too high.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

About 10-years ago I was in Tahoe and ran into Kurt Russell. I was walking around the corner of this little shopping center and I wasn’t looking and I slammed into him and lost my footing and fell backwards onto my butt. I kept trying to get up but I couldn’t get my footing and I was feeling pretty stupid especially when I ended up in the landscaping. He was laughing and finally just reached down and picked me up and set me on my feet and asked me if I was okay. I kept apologizing and he said “Don’t worry about it.” and he whacked me on my butt and sent me on my way. He’s so cool. I’ve had a crush on that man for years and I missed my opportunity by letting my spazz flag fly a little too high.[/quote]

Goldie Hawn would have jumped from the bushes and killed you if you tried taking her man.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.

Who’s the man, who’s the boss, who’s the n!%%@ that pays the cost?
Mane! Also, Saiyan, did he really fly that plane up and bail or are you just playin’?

Jesus Christ…[/quote]

Why Wol, why?

Almost forgot I met Charles Oakley in a club and he was one of my favorite Knick players back in the day I asked for a pic and he kinda gave me the “dude im just here to chill” then I said its cool and I said that I understood then he said “ok fuck it where’s your camera” really cool guy.

I also met Cool Herc: “The God Father of Hip hop” dude is pretty ripped for a older dude. Don’t get him started on a story though dude damn near talked my ear off all night. Mostly about wanting to fuck Free from 106 & park. Who was also in attendance that night.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

Jesus Christ…[/quote]

You called?

I met Rakim (Eric B & Rakim) at Laguardia Airport in NY when I was 15, I said whats up and he gave a head nod, wasnt a great interaction but hes still a god in my eyes.

Met Debbie Harry (Blondie) at Bigelows pharmacy in the west village in NYC, snotty bitch. She was in my way I politely said excuse me, she sighed looked and didnt move, I made fun of her sigh and laughed, she kept on staring.

Vinny Stigma (Agnostic Front) I get my tattoos from his shop, one day he was there fucking awesome guy another god. I said hi to him like I knew him, He had no idea who I was but treated me like he did.

Ghost Face Killer (Wu Tang) - met him after a show at the wave in Staten Island. Truly awesome guy, we were the only white guys at this place, we stuck out like a sore thumb. This was when 36 chambers first came out. We were young, too young, so he started to call us out in a playful way, talking to some other dude about how the fuck did we let these 8th graders in. He then kind of gave us some credit for going to the show and gave us two shots Johnnie Walker.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I booked-in and fingerprinted Lil’ Keke few years ago…so yeah,I got his autograph.

I’ve also met Larry Centers(serious NFL fans know his name)…he was born/raised in my area. Really cool guy.

Who’s the man, who’s the boss, who’s the n!%%@ that pays the cost?
Mane! Also, Saiyan, did he really fly that plane up and bail or are you just playin’?

Jesus Christ…

Why Wol, why?[/quote]

You know why.