Ever Met a Celebrity Who Was a C**t?

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
I met a few pro wrestlers…

Farooq/Ron Simmons - Real class act, met him at an indie show. I had to pay for an autographed picture, about 10 bucks, it’s how he makes his living these days though so, I didn’t mind. Really nice, cool dude, polite, well spoke…HUGE hands. We shook hands and brother had mammoth mits. Then he asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted an autograph…but he said “What about you little baby?” I don’t give a fuck if he called her baby! he’s ron simmons!

Gangrel - Really fun to talk to real laid back and chill. Same indie show. I told him it was good to see him, his response? “It’s good to be seen, brother, good to be scene.” Only charged 5 bucks. Pretty cool.

Luna Vachon - I met her backstage at a WWF show when I was around 10, really sweet. Her voice throws you for a loop though, talks like she gargled with nails. Sweetheart though, asked how I was doing in school and stuff. Her autograph was free.

Stone Cold Steve Austin - He is huge. He’s like some sort of bull/man-wall. Really polite, met him the same day I met Luna. I didn’t say much, he asked my mom what I would prefer and autograph or photograph…then he said “Ah, hell, why not both?” he proceeded to do both. Awesome guy, huge hands as well. Also, he smelled like Dove hand soap. I know that’s weird to point out, I just thought it was bizarre this huge athlete who sweats for a living smelled pretty good. Really nice though, polite, even called my mom “ma’am”.

Al Snow - Funny and laid back as hell, he even played the circle game with my brother…my brother lost and got punched my Al Snow.

Dean Malenko - Comedic genius! haha. really funny guy, polite, made you feel like old friends.

Hardcore Holly - Rude asshole. Acted like he owned the WWF or some shit…horse toothed motherfucker. [/quote]

I met HHH at the arnold in 08. Real nice guy, very quiet, soft-spoken. Took a photo with everyone who came up and asked, but didnt have much to say. Had to be a fanboy and told him I watched him fight Rock for the belt at Backlash in 2000 and how cool it was, he said thanks.

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[quote]yupyit wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
yupyit wrote:
During the early 1980’s l worked in an unemployment office in London in the job search section. My working buddy was Dennis Nilson a Scot from Peterhead area. Big quiet shy type. We had a couple of beers together during the period l worked there. Even went on a trip with him for work purposes but someone else shared the accommodation with him. In 1983 l had a knock at the door at 2am and was asked in for questioning to the local police station. Grilled for three hours on my relationship with Donald. He had been arrested that day on suspicion of murder and my name was prominent in his diary… He became Britain’s biggest serial killer at that time. Still shudder to think how close l was to someone like that. Although honestly he wouldn’t scare a fly.

Dennis or Donald?

Reread the post and you’ll notice clearly that his name is mentioned in the second sentence.

Hope your not the creep who was caught taking soil from his garden.[/quote]

So…are we going with the name in the second sentence or the name in the seventh?

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I was in Vegas and was sitting at a booth next to P-Diddy. He was with his entourage and what not, but at one point, they got up and we was alone for a moment (and my date happened to go to the ladies room a minute prior), so I said, “Hey man, I love your music…”

His reply was, “Don’t fucking speak to me”. And turned his head 20 degrees and just sat there in his shades “looking cool”. Fucking douche bag.

The coolest celebrity I’ve met recently was Clinton Portis of the Redskins. I was introduced to him at a local jazz bar in the U st corridor in DC by one of my friends who is in the house band. After I told him I was a Ravens fan, he laughed and we hung out for most of the night. He left an hour before me and when I went to pay my tab, the manager told me that he had covered it. Cool fucking guy.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I was in Vegas and was sitting at a booth next to P-Diddy. He was with his entourage and what not, but at one point, they got up and we was alone for a moment (and my date happened to go to the ladies room a minute prior), so I said, “Hey man, I love your music…”

His reply was, “Don’t fucking speak to me”. And turned his head 20 degrees and just sat there in his shades “looking cool”. Fucking douche bag.
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What a dick.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I was in Vegas and was sitting at a booth next to P-Diddy. He was with his entourage and what not, but at one point, they got up and we was alone for a moment (and my date happened to go to the ladies room a minute prior), so I said, “Hey man, I love your music…”

His reply was, “Don’t fucking speak to me”. And turned his head 20 degrees and just sat there in his shades “looking cool”. Fucking douche bag.

The coolest celebrity I’ve met recently was Clinton Portis of the Redskins. I was introduced to him at a local jazz bar in the U st corridor in DC by one of my friends who is in the house band. After I told him I was a Ravens fan, he laughed and we hung out for most of the night. He left an hour before me and when I went to pay my tab, the manager told me that he had covered it. Cool fucking guy.[/quote]

Sucks for you about Diddy, another poster in this thread had a better experience with him. i wonder if it had to do with when you two met him. Maybe the other guy met him when he first broke big and you did far later. Still, sorry to hear about that. At least Clinton Portis was cool.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I was in Vegas and was sitting at a booth next to P-Diddy. He was with his entourage and what not, but at one point, they got up and we was alone for a moment (and my date happened to go to the ladies room a minute prior), so I said, “Hey man, I love your music…”

His reply was, “Don’t fucking speak to me”. And turned his head 20 degrees and just sat there in his shades “looking cool”. Fucking douche bag.

The coolest celebrity I’ve met recently was Clinton Portis of the Redskins. I was introduced to him at a local jazz bar in the U st corridor in DC by one of my friends who is in the house band. After I told him I was a Ravens fan, he laughed and we hung out for most of the night. He left an hour before me and when I went to pay my tab, the manager told me that he had covered it. Cool fucking guy.[/quote]

Puff Daddy comes across as a douche, and as a guy who wears shades indoors which I guess is kinda the same thing. What a fag.

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Dunno if this counts as “meeting” but back in high school me and my brother were in Charlotte NC and I guess the WWF was having a show because in the lobby of the hotel was the Earthquake. We walked down the hall and run into Curt Henning.

My brother says “Hey, Mr. Perfect…perfect every time” (his tag line) and he says “you got that right”. I was amazed at how big he was, and he wasn’t one of the heavyweights at the time.

My mom ran into Sly Stalone in the elevator of a hotel in Florida when he was filming “The Specialist”. She said he was very nice and spoke with everyone. She said he was really short and in a scene with Sharon Stone they had him stand on a platform or something to make him taller.

The Rock came into a bar I worked and was a big of a douche.

Same bar Tom Wopat came in and was cool as hell. He was acting in some play at a local theater. Remember this is SC and so every dipshit redneck was yelling the General Lee horn sound and YEEEEHAWWWing him and he just rolled with it. Really cool guy.

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I had a seminar with Frank Shamrock. He was a cool dude and wasn’t able to tap me. :slight_smile: Everyone in the room was cheering when I swept him and took the mount. I couldn’t sub him because he was surprisingly strong. Cool guy, though.

Some of my friends went to HS with Mike Swick. We all went out and got hella drunk.

Matt Heafy from Trivium was a fucking midget dick.

Dino Cazares was awesome.

One night we were walking out of a Fear Factory concert and some guy ran into me and just ignored me. I started talking shit. It was the guitarist.

Jared Gomes from Hed PE was a really nice and polite guy.

I saw Robert Horry at a strip club.

I was at an Astros’ game just sitting there shooting the shit with some old dude behind home plate. A friend of mine walked up and shook his hand and started complementing him right there. I said who the fuck was that. It was Drayton McLane.

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When my wife and I first started dating we took a weekend trip to Las Vegas. Neither of us had any idea, but it was the weekend of the AVN. We were walking shitfaced through the MGM Grand when some guy started talking to her. He handed her tickets and asked us to come to a private party in the MGM. We showed up later and it was a party with hundreds of people from the AVN.

It felt good to take a bathe after that.

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[quote]Chewie wrote:
I had a seminar with Frank Shamrock. He was a cool dude and wasn’t able to tap me. :slight_smile: Everyone in the room was cheering when I swept him and took the mount. I couldn’t sub him because he was surprisingly strong. Cool guy, though.

Some of my friends went to HS with Mike Swick. We all went out and got hella drunk.

Matt Heafy from Trivium was a fucking midget dick.

Dino Cazares was awesome.

One night we were walking out of a Fear Factory concert and some guy ran into me and just ignored me. I started talking shit. It was the guitarist.

Jared Gomes from Hed PE was a really nice and polite guy.

I saw Robert Horry at a strip club.

I was at an Astros’ game just sitting there shooting the shit with some old dude behind home plate. A friend of mine walked up and shook his hand and started complementing him right there. I said who the fuck was that. It was Drayton McLane.
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Dude, I dated a a few strippers about 5 years ago and I honestly cannot tell you how many ballplayers I’ve run into. I shit you not I’ve seen Clarence Weatherspoon in at least four different strip joints. They all just post up [no pun intended] and wait for the girls to realize they’re rich athletes and not just creepy big black guys loitering, and when they do the girls flock to 'em. It’s actually pretty funny to watch.

EDIT: Shit, I forgot I was at the mens club here in Houston 5 or 6 years ago to pick up the chick I was seeing at the time when Ludacris and a grip of dudes came through. The desk girl called the manager and he wouldn’t let them in 'cause they were wearing throwback jerseys and non collared shirts aren’t allowed. Ludacris was trying to explain who he was and that he was gonna spend a lot of money [in kind of a dickhead way but can’t blame him] and the manager wasn’t having it.

Ludacris said “fuck it I’ll spend my money somewhere else” and left. Part of me thought it was cool that the manager upheld the rules nad didn’t give preferential treatment and the other part thought he was an idiot for letting potentially thousands of dollars go somewhere else. Also saw the lead singer from 2 live crew in there once. He was pretty cool.

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[quote]artw wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:

A college classmate of mine is friends with Milla Jovovich (their families know each other) and said she is a sweetheart and really funny and polite to everyone when she’s been out with Milla.

YES!

My way in! I KNEW I’d discover a way to meet this woman! You owe me Ponce, you gotta hook this up.

sigh Who am I kidding she got married earlier this year kicks dirt

She got married!?!?! I’m gonna slit her husband’s fucking throat.[/quote]

And then Miss “Leeloo Moolti-pass!” would slit YOUR throat and you’d probably get hard as you bled you death and looked into her eyes. I wouldn’t blame you.

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

EDIT: Shit, I forgot I was at the mens club here in Houston 5 or 6 years ago to pick up the chick I was seeing at the time when Ludacris and a grip of dudes came through. The desk girl called the manager and he wouldn’t let them in 'cause they were wearing throwback jerseys and non collared shirts aren’t allowed. Ludacris was trying to explain who he was and that he was gonna spend a lot of money [in kind of a dickhead way but can’t blame him] and the manager wasn’t having it.
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Funny that you mention The Men’s Club. That was where I saw Horry.

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[quote]Chewie wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:

EDIT: Shit, I forgot I was at the mens club here in Houston 5 or 6 years ago to pick up the chick I was seeing at the time when Ludacris and a grip of dudes came through. The desk girl called the manager and he wouldn’t let them in 'cause they were wearing throwback jerseys and non collared shirts aren’t allowed. Ludacris was trying to explain who he was and that he was gonna spend a lot of money [in kind of a dickhead way but can’t blame him] and the manager wasn’t having it.

Funny that you mention The Men’s Club. That was where I saw Horry.
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Is the Men’s Club nice or something? You would think they would all flock to Treasures.

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[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Chewie wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:

EDIT: Shit, I forgot I was at the mens club here in Houston 5 or 6 years ago to pick up the chick I was seeing at the time when Ludacris and a grip of dudes came through. The desk girl called the manager and he wouldn’t let them in 'cause they were wearing throwback jerseys and non collared shirts aren’t allowed. Ludacris was trying to explain who he was and that he was gonna spend a lot of money [in kind of a dickhead way but can’t blame him] and the manager wasn’t having it.

Funny that you mention The Men’s Club. That was where I saw Horry.

Is the Men’s Club nice or something? You would think they would all flock to Treasures.[/quote]

The Mens Club is “classier”. It’s smaller, but there’s alot less hookerin’ going on. I’ve personally witnessed some dude fuck a chick in the vip room upstairs at Treasures, and pay a shit ton of money to do it. And, despite what most people think not all strip clubs are like that. Then again, if a pro athlete’s in there that’s probably exactly what he’s looking for, so you’re right. Treasures it is!

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I used to work in in a petrol station in Formby and met all the Liverpool and Everton players. Stevie G was polite, but miserable- no banter at all from him. Steve Staunton was a gent and even took a football in to be signed by all the players for my brother’s birthday. Mark Kennedy was a total pisshead and one time he came in at 3am and bought a coffee. He had stains all down his shirt (from missing his mouth with the beer, obviously) and ‘surreptitiously’ robbed about 30 napkins, even though I was watching him and he was watching me watching him, and left the £9.50 change, lol.

Absolute legend was Vladimir Smicer. A sweet, friendly guy with no airs and graces and always up for a chat and a laugh. I’m a United fan and I always used to give him a bit of friendly stick, which he took with good grace. The day after United won the league, I was working and was on the payphone, when he tapped me on the shoulder, shook my hand and said the best team had won. I fucking love that guy.

John Parrott, former world snooker champ, is a miserable cunt. Anyone watching him on telly would be forgiven for thinking he is a typical scouse comedian, full of wit and cheeky banter. Nothing could be further from the truth. He is a dour, snotty dickhead and his kids are spoilt little bastards. True to his working class roots, John has called his kids Joshua and someotherposhnameicantremember.

Alan Hansen is the epitome of cool.
Jamie Murphy from Space (“Female of the Species”, “Neighbourhood” “Avenging Angels” and “The Ballad of Tom Jones”) was sound as fuck. He told me that the band had done some tracks with Dr Dre but industry politics would probably prevent them from ever being released. He also offered to fight 5 gypsies who were causing trouble in the shop. Dude’s a psycho.

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Tiger Woods… ok i did not meet him but he was skiing at the canyons mt resort in park city utah. He looked strange with out a nikie hat on.

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I have a friend that co-owns a MMA/Boxing promotion company that operates out of Newport Beach. Sometimes if he needs help and I am free I will go do what I can, usually seeing if any of the fighters need ice or beverages. Lots of MMA legends come through the doors. The coolest person I have met doing this is hands down Bas Rutten. The guy is hilarious, and has always been nice and approachable. When I first met him we ended up at the bar, he ended up challenging me to pick up a promotion model, she said she would come have drinks after. When I told him he laughed and went around the ballroom collecting the promotion girls numbers, and gave them to me.

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Working at Gold’s one time this stocky guy with a ponytail comes in with possibly the most disgusting complexion i’ve ever seen: acne from head to toe, spray tan build up all over and freckly as hell. Blows passed the desk like he owns the place. I found out later it was Rob Van Damm.

About two weeks ago, that reeeally big dude from The Longest Yard and WWE came in. Real nice guy, horrible horrible knees. It was painful to watch him walk around.

Here’s a pic of my friend with said Massive Guy, can’t remember his name.

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All you U.S.C. people are going to hate me but Matt Leinart, he shakes hands like a dead fish. His attitude for being benched is horrendous. I dealt with him all training camp, I gave him a pinch of my Copenhagen and the ass doesn’t even say thank you. And the jackass won’t stop texting in the fucking movie theatre. Still pissed he didn’t say thank you for the Copenhagen, at least Warner said thanks. Warner is a real nice guy though, besides Jewel and Ty Murray, he is the nicest ‘celebrity’ that I have had time to actually make a good judgment on their character.

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Totenkopf wrote:
Chewie wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:

EDIT: Shit, I forgot I was at the mens club here in Houston 5 or 6 years ago to pick up the chick I was seeing at the time when Ludacris and a grip of dudes came through. The desk girl called the manager and he wouldn’t let them in 'cause they were wearing throwback jerseys and non collared shirts aren’t allowed. Ludacris was trying to explain who he was and that he was gonna spend a lot of money [in kind of a dickhead way but can’t blame him] and the manager wasn’t having it.

Funny that you mention The Men’s Club. That was where I saw Horry.

Is the Men’s Club nice or something? You would think they would all flock to Treasures.

The Mens Club is “classier”. It’s smaller, but there’s alot less hookerin’ going on. I’ve personally witnessed some dude fuck a chick in the vip room upstairs at Treasures, and pay a shit ton of money to do it. And, despite what most people think not all strip clubs are like that. Then again, if a pro athlete’s in there that’s probably exactly what he’s looking for, so you’re right. Treasures it is![/quote]

What’s wrong with prostitutes?