Ever Had an Affair Outside Marriage?

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Yolo, even if you are older than I am you don’t act like it. Just re-read your posts in this thread if you need evidence. [/quote]

i don’t act like it cos im not a boring jerk off trying to sound erudite in a thread about some fat pig

GAL is about the lols

OP is clearly trolling

you are sat there espousing the sanctity of marriage or something

no one cares

any woman over 299lbs should be beaten to death with baseball bats

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I’d divorce my wife of 22 years if she was 300 lbs.

yep.

and I think most of you would also. Would I have an affair or a girl on the side for sexy time? nah - I aint smart enough to keep two wimmenz strung along.

I spend too much time out of my life devoting it to fitness and an ideal body to put up with it.

but life is toooooooo fucking short to have a lump of a lardass lazy ass wife. I’d take the kids too.

(awaits e-thrashing)[/quote]

This is possibly the best post of this thread.

Let me use the most generic excuse in the world for breaking it off with an obese chick;

If you dont love yourself enough to take care of your body, how the fuck are you gonna love me?

And its totally true.

youre also spot on about the lifestyle aspect of it Edgy, why would you want to continue to be with someone who’s lifestyle is so drastically opposite of your own? [/quote]
Dont encourage him,

he is old

he will talk about old things for hours

mostly about his aches and pains[/quote]

Im picturing Buzz Killington from family guy… Am i somewhere in the ballpark?[/quote]

Nah man, I’m 49 and sessy~

[quote]csulli wrote:
Have you not noticed the number of people who respond to you with things like “…your know-it-all attitude…”?[/quote]

this means nothing to me… and it certainly doesn’t prove your point.

[quote]csulli wrote:
You say dumb shit like this:
“I believe that powerlifting/lifting for strength, are very foolish ideas. I believe that methods like 5/3/1 will result in more injuries than growth, and should be avoided” [/quote]

I do believe that powerlifting is incredibly stupid yes… look at dave tate for fuck’s sake. the poor guy has had HOW many surgeries to repair torn pecs? how many disc problems does he have? he is not even that old yet he is going to live the rest of his life in pain.

every, and I mean EVERY thread ive read where a powerlifter is switching to bodybuilding, he is doing so because “the injuries became too much”… ive read a LOT of those threads.

and besides I began those sentences with “I believe”… it’s a fucking opinion, people have them… mine just happened to be backed with logic and (other people’s) experience.

[quote]csulli wrote:
And I’ve seen you just shoot down a lot of people in multiple threads off-handedly as though you knew wtf you were talking about when there’s really no evidence to suggest so.[/quote]

post evidence of this?

[quote]csulli wrote:
Also Cortes looks better than you so take that ya sonofabitch! [/quote]

he certainly does not, which is why he resorted to insults and “DNP…seriously?”

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Notice who here is being the most closed minded : fatty is just a fatty. Make better choices fatty.

Poster Age

Yolo 22
Mr. Walkway 23
audiogarden1 23

How are you three such experts on life?

Edit: Had a name wrong[/quote]

implying age = wisdom/life experience

oh god my sides

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Notice who here is being the most closed minded : fatty is just a fatty. Make better choices fatty.

Poster Age

Yolo 22
Mr. Walkway 23
audiogarden1 23

How are you three such experts on life?

Edit: Had a name wrong[/quote]

implying age = wisdom/life experience

oh god my sides[/quote]

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

Just let it go.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Notice who here is being the most closed minded : fatty is just a fatty. Make better choices fatty.

Poster Age

Yolo 22
Mr. Walkman 23
audiogarden1 23

How are you three such experts on life?
[/quote]

LOL

dude shut up!

im not 22 im alot older i clicked any old fucking thing on the scroll bar when it came up

how old are you like 23 and 3 quarters or even gasp 24 and a whole half lol

why are you portraying yourself as the font of all wisdom here ffs

when i was 22 i had fuck loads of life experience and more importantly knew a morbidly obese weak willed fat fuck when i saw one[/quote]

You’re so touchy. I’m 27 and no I am certainly not a mountain of wisdom. Lol, even your response screams child, like 16 not 22. Anyone that says, “when i was 22 i had fuck loads of life experience,” probably has no clue what a life experience is. [/quote]

lol i am older than you son.

from henceforth i shall give you the condescension you are so fond of by calling you son.

let me tell you something kid, when i was 22 i had experienced everything necessary to answer the question: if my wife is a 300lb sea monster, what shall i do?

it is truly hilarious that a 27 year old is sat here pontificating as to the inexperience of people who are 23.

what exactly have you done since 23, boy? got a job? got an apartment? PAID SOME BILLS?!?!?

omg please write a biography i am sure it will be a best seller.[/quote]

What’s way more hilarious is reading your awful English while claiming superiority. I’ll believe your age when you prove it.

I’ve also done quite a few things in my life and I never claimed to be the end all be all of wisdom. I’ll happily list them if you’d like.

Again, in case it’s not clear, I’m calling bull shit on you and your claim. You probably don’t even lift. [/quote]

lol what claim? that i am older than 27? it’s hardly on a par with saying im a billionaire now is it

my english is excellent - i cannot be bothered to capitalise using my phone

let me guess your list of achievements:

  1. turned 25 - electricity bill arrived. had enough money in account. everything was a-ok
  2. told some young bucks on tnation that they aint seen nothing at 23, wait til they get to 27 i done told 'em!
  3. the end

Mr. Walkway who do you think has experienced more life lessons. The 40 year old or the 20 year old? Of the two who likely has gained more wisdom from their experiences?

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Notice who here is being the most closed minded : fatty is just a fatty. Make better choices fatty.

Poster Age

Yolo 22
Mr. Walkway 23
audiogarden1 23

How are you three such experts on life?

Edit: Had a name wrong[/quote]

implying age = wisdom/life experience

oh god my sides[/quote]

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

mmm key word likely… mmm… yes, an assumption, and a bold one at that

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

Just let it go.[/quote]

I just can’t. These guys are close enough to me in age that I just can’t…Call it a personality flaw.

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Notice who here is being the most closed minded : fatty is just a fatty. Make better choices fatty.

Poster Age

Yolo 22
Mr. Walkway 23
audiogarden1 23

How are you three such experts on life?

Edit: Had a name wrong[/quote]

implying age = wisdom/life experience

oh god my sides[/quote]

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

mmm key word likely… mmm… yes, an assumption, and a bold one at that[/quote]

Not really, without hard evidence I’d say it holds true 99% of the time.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Mr. Walkway who do you think has experienced more life lessons. The 40 year old or the 20 year old? Of the two who likely has gained more wisdom from their experiences? [/quote]

the 40 year old of course… but this is assuming all things are equal.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

Just let it go.[/quote]

I just can’t. These guys are close enough to me in age that I just can’t…Call it a personality flaw. [/quote]

What does proximity of age have to do with this? If anything it should suggest that you are “likely” talking out of your ass just as much as we are “likely” doing so.

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Mr. Walkway who do you think has experienced more life lessons. The 40 year old or the 20 year old? Of the two who likely has gained more wisdom from their experiences? [/quote]

the 40 year old of course… but this is assuming all things are equal.

[/quote]

Thank you. That is what I’m saying. There are 20 year olds with more wisdom than 90 year olds, but they break the mold so to speak. Yolo sure as hell isn’t one of the.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

Just let it go.[/quote]

I just can’t. These guys are close enough to me in age that I just can’t…Call it a personality flaw. [/quote]

I was just like you when I was 27. Now 36 with my life experiences taught me differently.

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

Just let it go.[/quote]

I just can’t. These guys are close enough to me in age that I just can’t…Call it a personality flaw. [/quote]

I was just like you when I was 27. Now 36 with my life experiences taught me differently.[/quote]

I’m sure when I’m 36 I’ll look back and think what a dumb ass 27 year old I was. I cetainly do that to my 22 year old self, but that’s life right.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

I’m saying lack of age likely = lack of experience. [/quote]

Just let it go.[/quote]

I just can’t. These guys are close enough to me in age that I just can’t…Call it a personality flaw. [/quote]

I was just like you when I was 27. Now 36 with my life experiences taught me differently.[/quote]

I’m sure when I’m 36 I’ll look back and think what a dumb ass 27 year old I was. I cetainly do that to my 22 year old self, but that’s life right. [/quote]

That is correct.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Mr. Walkway who do you think has experienced more life lessons. The 40 year old or the 20 year old? Of the two who likely has gained more wisdom from their experiences? [/quote]

the 40 year old of course… but this is assuming all things are equal.

[/quote]

Thank you. That is what I’m saying. There are 20 year olds with more wisdom than 90 year olds, but they break the mold so to speak. Yolo sure as hell isn’t one of the. [/quote]

you literally don’t know one thing about me

Back to making fun of OP’s wife.