Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller? 55

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Inkjet, it seems like you are trying to steal my e-crush! [/quote]
Oh no, no. Please, take him. The creepy bastard is stalking ME, not the other way around. You need to post some erotic cat pics and he’ll forget about me (hopefully)[/quote]

Vikings don’t forgot their prey until they’ve killed their prey.

WOOOO!!! Got the email from Dave saying my article was headed to the editor and then should be published in the next 7-10 days.

[quote]byukid wrote:
WOOOO!!! Got the email from Dave saying my article was headed to the editor and then should be published in the next 7-10 days.[/quote]

Congrats. Penthouse or Playboy?

Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
WOOOO!!! Got the email from Dave saying my article was headed to the editor and then should be published in the next 7-10 days.[/quote]

Congrats. Penthouse or Playboy?[/quote]

Playgirl

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
[/quote]

I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
[/quote]

I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.
[/quote]
It’s not rape if she stops saying no and eventually gives in.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
[/quote]

I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.
[/quote]
It’s not rape if she stops saying no and eventually gives in. [/quote]
So it’s rape, until she changes her mind?

Women…

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
[/quote]

I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.
[/quote]
It’s not rape if she stops saying no and eventually gives in. [/quote]
So it’s rape, until she changes her mind?

Women…[/quote]

NO… They WANT it. They ALL want it. It’s just a game women like to play so they don’t look like sluts.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
[/quote]

I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.
[/quote]
It’s not rape if she stops saying no and eventually gives in. [/quote]
So it’s rape, until she changes her mind?

Women…[/quote]

NO… They WANT it. They ALL want it. It’s just a game women like to play so they don’t look like sluts.[/quote]

So, if I understand correctly, getting sprayed in the face with mace and kicked in the balls after I jump out of the bushes is just foreplay?

I see now that I have never even come close to understanding women.

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
[/quote]

I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.
[/quote]
It’s not rape if she stops saying no and eventually gives in. [/quote]
So it’s rape, until she changes her mind?

Women…[/quote]

NO… They WANT it. They ALL want it. It’s just a game women like to play so they don’t look like sluts.[/quote]

So, if I understand correctly, getting sprayed in the face with mace and kicked in the balls after I jump out of the bushes is just foreplay?

I see now that I have never even come close to understanding women.[/quote]

You got sprayed because you jumped out of the bushes and scared them. Duh.

Bitches like the subtle and gentlemanly approach.

Example: Walk up to the woman, introduce yourself, compliment them on the whore clothes they picked out for a night of skanking, then… and only then, should you procede with the tearing of clothes.

Slutty whores love gentlemen who force themselves on them. Known fact.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay,e-books are dangerous things. They are very addictive. Just click, and you have a book. [/quote]

Last book read?

Mine is “The Art of Racing in the Rain” Got tons of accolades, and I really wanted to like it as I’m an amateur driver as well, but couldn’t get over the gimicky-ness of having the family dog narrate the whole story. And a family dog well-versed in Buddhist philosophy as well.

Edit: Didn’t I read somewhere that you love bodice-rippers?[/quote]

Right now I’m reading several different books. I have a huge tbr pile, ranging from Harry Potter to a biography on Lincoln and everything in between. Bodice rippers have their place, but the whole “hero kidnaps heroine, heroine falls in love with hero after being treated like shit and possibly forced sex, hero falls in love with heroine after treating her like shit and forcing her to have sex (not rape per se, just gently not stopping when she says to and she always ends up turned on and acquiescing)” is just…blah to me. The men are always experienced and the women are almost always virgins. It gets boring.
[/quote]

I am totally shocked. These books are written for women, and they sell plotlines which are about rape.
[/quote]
It’s not rape if she stops saying no and eventually gives in. [/quote]
So it’s rape, until she changes her mind?

Women…[/quote]

NO… They WANT it. They ALL want it. It’s just a game women like to play so they don’t look like sluts.[/quote]

So, if I understand correctly, getting sprayed in the face with mace and kicked in the balls after I jump out of the bushes is just foreplay?

I see now that I have never even come close to understanding women.[/quote]

You got sprayed because you jumped out of the bushes and scared them. Duh.

Bitches like the subtle and gentlemanly approach.

Example: Walk up to the woman, introduce yourself, compliment them on the whore clothes they picked out for a night of skanking, then… and only then, should you procede with the tearing of clothes.

Slutty whores love gentlemen who force themselves on them. Known fact.[/quote]

I understand now, kind sir; thank you.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

Did you steal this from facebook?!?!?! I thought you were too good for those shenanigans!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

Did you steal this from facebook?!?!?! I thought you were too good for those shenanigans!
[/quote]

NO. It was sent to me by a co-worker. Why? It’s on Facebook?


[/quote]imhungry wrote:
[/quote]tootles27 wrote:
[/quote]imhungry wrote:

Did you steal this from facebook?!?!?! I thought you were too good for those shenanigans!
[/quote]

NO. It was sent to me by a co-worker. Why? It’s on Facebook?[/quote]

YESS. Someone posted it to my almost bro in law about my Jack even though he is an angel!


hate it when that happens!


hate it when this happens too!