Ever Feel Like A Threadkiller? 49

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]CAP1015 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OK SO if this thread is for randomness I am going to post some randomness to get it out of my bleeping head!!!

So summary of my life that no one cares about:

Got heartbroken
Vowed to better myself
Lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months and started feelin’ awesome-sauce about myself
NOW grumpy, because I realized that liking yourself actually makes you more sexually frustrated then not really likin’ yourself. I feel like it’s totally unfair that I’m not getting laid, whereas before I was kinda like ehhh, yeah, I’m aiiight, I suppose.

Not that I would ever want to go back to 20 pounds ago, but just sayin’. [/quote]

appropriately random post.

good job, SpockieGurl~
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x2…and I hope for you sake that you are seeing that your new you, will be paying off, now that you are looking so hawt, some guys may be a little more shy now…as always I’m betting you are being way to hard on yourself…good luck…[/quote]

haha thanks.
But I dunno, now I’m kinda worried that my “OMEEGODDDD I need to get laid!!!” grumpy face is scaring everyone away. I don’t know how to make my face look relaxed…[/quote]

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]CAP1015 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OK SO if this thread is for randomness I am going to post some randomness to get it out of my bleeping head!!!

So summary of my life that no one cares about:

Got heartbroken
Vowed to better myself
Lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months and started feelin’ awesome-sauce about myself
NOW grumpy, because I realized that liking yourself actually makes you more sexually frustrated then not really likin’ yourself. I feel like it’s totally unfair that I’m not getting laid, whereas before I was kinda like ehhh, yeah, I’m aiiight, I suppose.

Not that I would ever want to go back to 20 pounds ago, but just sayin’. [/quote]

appropriately random post.

good job, SpockieGurl~
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x2…and I hope for you sake that you are seeing that your new you, will be paying off, now that you are looking so hawt, some guys may be a little more shy now…as always I’m betting you are being way to hard on yourself…good luck…[/quote]

haha thanks.
But I dunno, now I’m kinda worried that my “OMEEGODDDD I need to get laid!!!” grumpy face is scaring everyone away. I don’t know how to make my face look relaxed…[/quote]
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Greetings Spock.

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.

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Worst mental image ever. Unless of course it’s Terrific Tom and he is dancing like this. Or man-handling Beans club, through his cherished UA garment.[/quote]
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This is the best pic ever. Funny because, out of all three of our QB’s, Mine is gayer than Sanchez, and that is tough, prettier than Romo & hotter wife/girlfirends, and that is tough.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot, 3 more ring than both of them combined.

[quote]CAP1015 wrote:

OK Senior, got your message, you are in charge of the interwebz, you can’t see someone making fun of themselves, (see the part about don’t call me son, son) and if that was flipping out, then I didn’t do a good job of making my tone clear…again my fault…you point is clear now, I understand and thank for the education on thread posting, I will go now and lurk and try to learn and maybe come back some day after I have grown.

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Dude, don’t act like you didn’t get defensive. I’m not retarded.

Just get over yourself, contribute outside of drooling over the women that post here, and lighten the fuck up, and it’ll be fine.

shit.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.

[/quote]

Worst mental image ever. Unless of course it’s Terrific Tom and he is dancing like this. Or man-handling Beans club, through his cherished UA garment.[/quote]
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This is the best pic ever. Funny because, out of all three of our QB’s, Mine is gayer than Sanchez, and that is tough, prettier than Romo & hotter wife/girlfirends, and that is tough.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot, 3 more ring than both of them combined. [/quote]

Yes all true.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.

[/quote]

Worst mental image ever. Unless of course it’s Terrific Tom and he is dancing like this. Or man-handling Beans club, through his cherished UA garment.[/quote]
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This is the best pic ever. Funny because, out of all three of our QB’s, Mine is gayer than Sanchez, and that is tough, prettier than Romo & hotter wife/girlfirends, and that is tough.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot, 3 more ring than both of them combined. [/quote]

‘You will always hold a special place in my heart Beansie. Thank you for your chivalry. We’ll split a bottle Merlot next time we’re both at the cabin in Vermont.’

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CAP1015 wrote:

OK Senior, got your message, you are in charge of the interwebz, you can’t see someone making fun of themselves, (see the part about don’t call me son, son) and if that was flipping out, then I didn’t do a good job of making my tone clear…again my fault…you point is clear now, I understand and thank for the education on thread posting, I will go now and lurk and try to learn and maybe come back some day after I have grown.

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Dude, don’t act like you didn’t get defensive. I’m not retarded.

Just get over yourself, contribute outside of drooling over the women that post here, and lighten the fuck up, and it’ll be fine.

shit.[/quote]

I LULZ every time Beans gets worked up. You better check the size on that waistband mister.

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.

[/quote]

Worst mental image ever. Unless of course it’s Terrific Tom and he is dancing like this. Or man-handling Beans club, through his cherished UA garment.[/quote]
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This is the best pic ever. Funny because, out of all three of our QB’s, Mine is gayer than Sanchez, and that is tough, prettier than Romo & hotter wife/girlfirends, and that is tough.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot, 3 more ring than both of them combined. [/quote]

‘You will always hold a special place in my heart Beansie. Thank you for your chivalry. We’ll split a bottle Merlot next time we’re both at the cabin in Vermont.’
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Dont trust him Beans, take my word for it.

^Did you google image search “coke bottle butthole” to find that pic?

How did you feel about yourself as a person while you were typing those words?

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/5/4/542b5_ORIG-LolGayCats.jpg

this thread is getting all ghey-ed up.

lets git back on track with some kitteh pics~

[quote]scj119 wrote:
^Did you google image search “coke bottle butthole” to find that pic?

How did you feel about yourself as a person while you were typing those words?[/quote]

Nope “surprise butt sex”

Also I have seen a few X-Rays in real life just like this one.

Also one with a soft ball

Also one with a screw driver

Also one with a crow bar

I can go on

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]scj119 wrote:
^Did you google image search “coke bottle butthole” to find that pic?

How did you feel about yourself as a person while you were typing those words?[/quote]

Nope “surprise butt sex”

Also I have seen a few X-Rays in real life just like this one.

Also one with a soft ball

Also one with a screw driver

Also one with a crow bar

I can go on[/quote]

So basically, no one is allowed to insult you or you tell gross doctor stories. Seems kinda unfair.

…and sorry about the crowbar thing. Won’t happen again

I have a friend that’s a gastrointestinologist and one day, she texted me “going to be late, patient swallowed a fork”


Oh hai!

[quote]scj119 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]scj119 wrote:
^Did you google image search “coke bottle butthole” to find that pic?

How did you feel about yourself as a person while you were typing those words?[/quote]

Nope “surprise butt sex”

Also I have seen a few X-Rays in real life just like this one.

Also one with a soft ball

Also one with a screw driver

Also one with a crow bar

I can go on[/quote]

So basically, no one is allowed to insult you or you tell gross doctor stories. Seems kinda unfair.

…and sorry about the crowbar thing. Won’t happen again[/quote]

Hahahahahahahahahahaaha no you can insult I just like to get reactions out of people with gross medical stuff.

I used to have a lot of pictures, but was on an old laptop.

[quote]Dasher wrote:
I have a friend that’s a gastrointestinologist and one day, she texted me “going to be late, patient swallowed a fork”[/quote]

It was probably one of these girls.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CAP1015 wrote:

OK Senior, got your message, you are in charge of the interwebz, you can’t see someone making fun of themselves, (see the part about don’t call me son, son) and if that was flipping out, then I didn’t do a good job of making my tone clear…again my fault…you point is clear now, I understand and thank for the education on thread posting, I will go now and lurk and try to learn and maybe come back some day after I have grown.

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Dude, don’t act like you didn’t get defensive. I’m not retarded.

Just get over yourself, contribute outside of drooling over the women that post here, and lighten the fuck up, and it’ll be fine.

shit.[/quote]

It always comes down to fat jokes doesn’t it? Lighten up, I see what you did there.

OK, Ok …like the man in orthopedic shoes, I stand corrected, hat in hand…back to lurking, taking my anti-drool medication…moving on…but the fat jokes hurt, like getting beat by the Bills hurt, …just kidding, no disrespect to NEPAT’s, …my team is 0-3 so I got nothing to do but bash on the winners…

seacrest out

[quote]print wrote:
You better check the size on that waistband mister.[/quote]

I’m not going to pretend to know where you’re going with that, lol

But, I’m back down to 240, and all my work pants are 2"+ to big around the waist, but the ass is still sorta tight.

Unlike Tom’s my ass is tight, get it, har har har

This just in, the Shakeweight looks like your jacking someone off, just like Brady. Except he has rings on his fingers while doing it. 3 of em…

[quote]Dasher wrote:
I have a friend that’s a gastrointestinologist and one day, she texted me “going to be late, patient swallowed a fork”[/quote]

That somehow seems less exciting than teh crowbar story…

What else has she told you?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Dasher wrote:
I have a friend that’s a gastrointestinologist and one day, she texted me “going to be late, patient swallowed a fork”[/quote]

That somehow seems less exciting than teh crowbar story…

What else has she told you?[/quote]

You got to be friends with a colorectal surgeon those are some funny sick motherfuckers.