Oh hai guys, hit a 15# bench PR last night.
feelsgoodman.jpeg
/brag
Back to work
Ink - You’re Awesome!
Steely - Cotton FTMFWB!
Until about a month ago, I was a big fan of commando living. Then, I went to a chamber of commerce breakfast and an old man came up and said to my business partner “I forgot what it’s like to be without skivvies.”
I’m not sure if he was making a weird joke or what but I got paranoid and decided that when I dress up, I will wear panties.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Until about a month ago, I was a big fan of commando living. Then, I went to a chamber of commerce breakfast and an old man came up and said to my business partner “I forgot what it’s like to be without skivvies.”
I’m not sure if he was making a weird joke or what but I got paranoid and decided that when I dress up, I will wear panties. [/quote]
that’s the day that ruined it for the rest of us -
some old codger makes some off-hand remark, and now our view of Dash has been sullied forever.
life sucks that way~
Me, I’m not too afraid to admit that sometimes when I feel like a special snowflake I like to wear a thong…a woman’s thong…BUT I have found wearing it BACKWARDS improves the fit for me…but hey, that’s just me and how I roll
now if I could only find an Under Armour thong…I could get a T-shit that said something like:
:Don’t fuck with me… The only thing between you and a purple tipped incredible heat seeking moisture missile is a thin line of flexi…and the on back would be Yosemite Sam holding up his pistols saying “BACK OFF”
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
Me, I’m not too afraid to admit that sometimes when I feel like a special snowflake I like to wear a thong…a woman’s thong…BUT I have found wearing it BACKWARDS improves the fit for me…but hey, that’s just me and how I roll
now if I could only find an Under Armour thong…I could get a T-shit that said something like:
:Don’t fuck with me… The only thing between you and a purple tipped incredible heat seeking moisture missile is a thin line of flexi…and the on back would be Yosemite Sam holding up his pistols saying “BACK OFF”
[/quote]
So… Assuming you have lurked this thread at all, you’ll know I’m a pretty straight shooter…
That being said, you are sorta creepy dude.
Tone that shit down son.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Until about a month ago, I was a big fan of commando living. Then, I went to a chamber of commerce breakfast and an old man came up and said to my business partner “I forgot what it’s like to be without skivvies.”
I’m not sure if he was making a weird joke or what but I got paranoid and decided that when I dress up, I will wear panties. [/quote]
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Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.
I tried boxer briefs and hated them; they ride up my thighs.
IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
Me, I’m not too afraid to admit that sometimes when I feel like a special snowflake I like to wear a thong…a woman’s thong…BUT I have found wearing it BACKWARDS improves the fit for me…but hey, that’s just me and how I roll
now if I could only find an Under Armour thong…I could get a T-shit that said something like:
:Don’t fuck with me… The only thing between you and a purple tipped incredible heat seeking moisture missile is a thin line of flexi…and the on back would be Yosemite Sam holding up his pistols saying “BACK OFF”
[/quote]
So… Assuming you have lurked this thread at all, you’ll know I’m a pretty straight shooter…
That being said, you are sorta creepy dude.
Tone that shit down son. [/quote]
I don’t do this very often, but…
I’m willing to bet you some serious cash that you’ve never met a straighter shooting dude than me.
I’m sorry you don’t get my sense of humor, here’s a suggestion don’t read it. My point was trying to be funny, if you find it creepy, my apologies,
But there will be no toning it down because of your instructions or demands.
and don’t call me son, son.
OK SO if this thread is for randomness I am going to post some randomness to get it out of my bleeping head!!!
So summary of my life that no one cares about:
Got heartbroken
Vowed to better myself
Lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months and started feelin’ awesome-sauce about myself
NOW grumpy, because I realized that liking yourself actually makes you more sexually frustrated then not really likin’ yourself. I feel like it’s totally unfair that I’m not getting laid, whereas before I was kinda like ehhh, yeah, I’m aiiight, I suppose.
Not that I would ever want to go back to 20 pounds ago, but just sayin’.
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[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
Me, I’m not too afraid to admit that sometimes when I feel like a special snowflake I like to wear a thong…a woman’s thong…BUT I have found wearing it BACKWARDS improves the fit for me…but hey, that’s just me and how I roll
now if I could only find an Under Armour thong…I could get a T-shit that said something like:
:Don’t fuck with me… The only thing between you and a purple tipped incredible heat seeking moisture missile is a thin line of flexi…and the on back would be Yosemite Sam holding up his pistols saying “BACK OFF”
[/quote]
So… Assuming you have lurked this thread at all, you’ll know I’m a pretty straight shooter…
That being said, you are sorta creepy dude.
Tone that shit down son. [/quote]
I don’t do this very often, but…
I’m willing to bet you some serious cash that you’ve never met a straighter shooting dude than me.
I’m sorry you don’t get my sense of humor, here’s a suggestion don’t read it. My point was trying to be funny, if you find it creepy, my apologies,
But there will be no toning it down because of your instructions or demands.
and don’t call me son, son.[/quote]
a) I would bet you some serious cash I’m not the only one who would appreciate it if you toned it down. Particularly outside of SAMA.
b) If you can’t laugh at yourself, this isn’t the thread for you.
c) Way to flip the fuck out, bitch at me for “not getting your sense of humor” while being completely guilty of it yourself. Ironic
Now run along junior. Go get defensive somewhere else. There is no room i this thread for people that are going to “make jokes” but can’t take them.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.
[/quote]
Worst mental image ever.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.
[/quote]
Worst mental image ever. Unless of course it’s Terrific Tom.[/quote]
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OK SO if this thread is for randomness I am going to post some randomness to get it out of my bleeping head!!!
So summary of my life that no one cares about:
Got heartbroken
Vowed to better myself
Lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months and started feelin’ awesome-sauce about myself
NOW grumpy, because I realized that liking yourself actually makes you more sexually frustrated then not really likin’ yourself. I feel like it’s totally unfair that I’m not getting laid, whereas before I was kinda like ehhh, yeah, I’m aiiight, I suppose.
Not that I would ever want to go back to 20 pounds ago, but just sayin’. [/quote]
appropriately random post.
good job, SpockieGurl~
[quote]print wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.
[/quote]
Worst mental image ever. Unless of course it’s Terrific Tom and he is dancing like this.[/quote]
[/quote]
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
Me, I’m not too afraid to admit that sometimes when I feel like a special snowflake I like to wear a thong…a woman’s thong…BUT I have found wearing it BACKWARDS improves the fit for me…but hey, that’s just me and how I roll
now if I could only find an Under Armour thong…I could get a T-shit that said something like:
:Don’t fuck with me… The only thing between you and a purple tipped incredible heat seeking moisture missile is a thin line of flexi…and the on back would be Yosemite Sam holding up his pistols saying “BACK OFF”
[/quote]
So… Assuming you have lurked this thread at all, you’ll know I’m a pretty straight shooter…
That being said, you are sorta creepy dude.
Tone that shit down son. [/quote]
I don’t do this very often, but…
I’m willing to bet you some serious cash that you’ve never met a straighter shooting dude than me.
I’m sorry you don’t get my sense of humor, here’s a suggestion don’t read it. My point was trying to be funny, if you find it creepy, my apologies,
But there will be no toning it down because of your instructions or demands.
and don’t call me son, son.[/quote]
a) I would bet you some serious cash I’m not the only one who would appreciate it if you toned it down. Particularly outside of SAMA.
b) If you can’t laugh at yourself, this isn’t the thread for you.
c) Way to flip the fuck out, bitch at me for “not getting your sense of humor” while being completely guilty of it yourself. Ironic
Now run along junior. Go get defensive somewhere else. There is no room i this thread for people that are going to “make jokes” but can’t take them.[/quote]
OK Senior, got your message, you are in charge of the interwebz, you can’t see someone making fun of themselves, (see the part about don’t call me son, son) and if that was flipping out, then I didn’t do a good job of making my tone clear…again my fault…you point is clear now, I understand and thank for the education on thread posting, I will go now and lurk and try to learn and maybe come back some day after I have grown.
Good bye cruel thread!
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Old grey tightey whiteys FTMFW.
[/quote]
Worst mental image ever. Unless of course it’s Terrific Tom and he is dancing like this. Or man-handling Beans club, through his cherished UA garment.[/quote]
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[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OK SO if this thread is for randomness I am going to post some randomness to get it out of my bleeping head!!!
So summary of my life that no one cares about:
Got heartbroken
Vowed to better myself
Lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months and started feelin’ awesome-sauce about myself
NOW grumpy, because I realized that liking yourself actually makes you more sexually frustrated then not really likin’ yourself. I feel like it’s totally unfair that I’m not getting laid, whereas before I was kinda like ehhh, yeah, I’m aiiight, I suppose.
Not that I would ever want to go back to 20 pounds ago, but just sayin’. [/quote]
appropriately random post.
good job, SpockieGurl~
[/quote]
x2…and I hope for you sake that you are seeing that your new you, will be paying off, now that you are looking so hawt, some guys may be a little more shy now…as always I’m betting you are being way to hard on yourself…good luck…
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OK SO if this thread is for randomness I am going to post some randomness to get it out of my bleeping head!!!
So summary of my life that no one cares about:
Got heartbroken
Vowed to better myself
Lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months and started feelin’ awesome-sauce about myself
NOW grumpy, because I realized that liking yourself actually makes you more sexually frustrated then not really likin’ yourself. I feel like it’s totally unfair that I’m not getting laid, whereas before I was kinda like ehhh, yeah, I’m aiiight, I suppose.
Not that I would ever want to go back to 20 pounds ago, but just sayin’. [/quote]
appropriately random post.
good job, SpockieGurl~
[/quote]
x2…and I hope for you sake that you are seeing that your new you, will be paying off, now that you are looking so hawt, some guys may be a little more shy now…as always I’m betting you are being way to hard on yourself…good luck…[/quote]
haha thanks.
But I dunno, now I’m kinda worried that my “OMEEGODDDD I need to get laid!!!” grumpy face is scaring everyone away. I don’t know how to make my face look relaxed…
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]CAP1015 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
OK SO if this thread is for randomness I am going to post some randomness to get it out of my bleeping head!!!
So summary of my life that no one cares about:
Got heartbroken
Vowed to better myself
Lost almost 20 pounds in 3 months and started feelin’ awesome-sauce about myself
NOW grumpy, because I realized that liking yourself actually makes you more sexually frustrated then not really likin’ yourself. I feel like it’s totally unfair that I’m not getting laid, whereas before I was kinda like ehhh, yeah, I’m aiiight, I suppose.
Not that I would ever want to go back to 20 pounds ago, but just sayin’. [/quote]
appropriately random post.
good job, SpockieGurl~
[/quote]
x2…and I hope for you sake that you are seeing that your new you, will be paying off, now that you are looking so hawt, some guys may be a little more shy now…as always I’m betting you are being way to hard on yourself…good luck…[/quote]
haha thanks.
But I dunno, now I’m kinda worried that my “OMEEGODDDD I need to get laid!!!” grumpy face is scaring everyone away. I don’t know how to make my face look relaxed…[/quote]
I’ve heard that getting laid relaxes your face muscles…WAIT…I see the problem, we have a catch 22 here!..
I’m betting that with the new body and a simple smile from you and you will soon resolve your issue…come on there has to be someone in your radar…