[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I think brother chris lives in a lair!
<---- lives in a lair.
Ok I get cleaned up and presentable now.[/quote]
You going out tonight?[/quote]
Done went to a pool thing… an now I’m gym see how I feel later I’ve been pretty tired lately Prolly from dieting Prolly need a refeed.[/quote]
nom nom nom…I love refeed.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
BTW Beans is right…
No matter what, he knows his shit, has made babies before. Bro Chris is 18 and lives in mom and dad’s basement with the cat and acts like an interwebs superstar.[/quote]
Bro Chris is 21 and rents and has sauce. Plus there is no basements in Arizona, we have permanent concrete. [/quote]
touche on the concrete slab…BBQ or teriyaki[/quote]
Matters…real BBQ (KC BBQ Ribs) vs New York Style Chinese Teriyaki? Because if that’s the case it’s always BBQ, but if we’re just talking about ‘BBQ’ vs. teriyaki? I’ll take teriyaki because I can’t stand fake BBQ after being so close to KC that we’d go on day trips just to get KC BBQ.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Bass: Why hello Mr. Plate, how are you this glorious morning?
Mr. Plate: I’m great!!! How is your foot?
Bass: Fine, fine… I’m wearing my Nike Frees today…what what!!! 0_o
Mr. Plate: Whooooopsie1?!?!?!! BOOYAH FUCK YOUR LEFT FOOT BASS!!! FUCK YOUR TOES AND YO SHIN!!!
Bass: That’s not nice Mr. Plate, my left shoe is filling up with blood and staining the grey fabric designed to offer less than absolutely zero protection.
Mr. Plate: Yup I’m Metal, not like those pussy plastic covered hex plates. I’m ole school, rusty, and probably covered in disease.
Bass: hangs head, finishes coffee, limps to car at the very last spot in the lot, punches steering wheel, notices blood oozing from shin, thinks I didn’t even feel that part, punches wheel again, drives home.
Wife: wha happened?
Bass: Please get Bass ice pack,
Bass: Takes off shoe, grabs pinky pulls straight, no pain, grabs next toe does the same, CRACK, reset toe, tapes toe, grabs toes next to that pulls crack tapes. Takes 2 Tylenol, wishes Bass had advil, ices foot.
Wife: doctor:
Bass: why to wait for them to do the exact same thing, but make bass wait 2 hours for x-ray first, then 2 hours to read said x-ray, then pay co-pay, and pay parking, and leave with a roll of tape? They don’t do anything for broken toes.
F…M…L I can’t win[/quote]
haha jesus christ you’ve hurt yourself alot
I think you’re my hero [/quote]
Yer not kidding. I think Bass is actually short for ‘Bad Ass’ now.
Anyone seen this?
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Bass: Why hello Mr. Plate, how are you this glorious morning?
Mr. Plate: I’m great!!! How is your foot?
Bass: Fine, fine… I’m wearing my Nike Frees today…what what!!! 0_o
Mr. Plate: Whooooopsie1?!?!?!! BOOYAH FUCK YOUR LEFT FOOT BASS!!! FUCK YOUR TOES AND YO SHIN!!!
Bass: That’s not nice Mr. Plate, my left shoe is filling up with blood and staining the grey fabric designed to offer less than absolutely zero protection.
Mr. Plate: Yup I’m Metal, not like those pussy plastic covered hex plates. I’m ole school, rusty, and probably covered in disease.
Bass: hangs head, finishes coffee, limps to car at the very last spot in the lot, punches steering wheel, notices blood oozing from shin, thinks I didn’t even feel that part, punches wheel again, drives home.
Wife: wha happened?
Bass: Please get Bass ice pack,
Bass: Takes off shoe, grabs pinky pulls straight, no pain, grabs next toe does the same, CRACK, reset toe, tapes toe, grabs toes next to that pulls crack tapes. Takes 2 Tylenol, wishes Bass had advil, ices foot.
Wife: doctor:
Bass: why to wait for them to do the exact same thing, but make bass wait 2 hours for x-ray first, then 2 hours to read said x-ray, then pay co-pay, and pay parking, and leave with a roll of tape? They don’t do anything for broken toes.
F…M…L I can’t win[/quote]
haha jesus christ you’ve hurt yourself alot
I think you’re my hero [/quote]
TRAV IS BACK…You secksie beast
[quote]Stern wrote:
Yer not kidding. I think Bass is actually short for ‘Bad Ass’ now.
[/quote]
Yup, what doesn’t kill you will only leave you horribly disfigured and arthritic at 30
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Anyone seen this?
[/quote]
I am amaze
lol!
Just got bit by a snake. Looked it up on the internet;It was a “Yellow Belly Water Snake” and its non poisonous. I was more worried about taking my dog to the vet than me going to the E.R.
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i love having a lie in on sunday!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
lol![/quote]
LOL
Morning!!!
pic unrelated.
Just drove the woman to the airport. Will be flying out myself Thursday. Friday is the big day.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
Yer not kidding. I think Bass is actually short for ‘Bad Ass’ now.
[/quote]
Yup, what doesn’t kill you will only leave you horribly disfigured and arthritic at 30[/quote]
Who you calling thirty motherfucker!?!?
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Just got bit by a snake. Looked it up on the internet;It was a “Yellow Belly Water Snake” and its non poisonous. I was more worried about taking my dog to the vet than me going to the E.R.[/quote]
Wait wut?
T you and your dog got bit by a frakking SNAKE?!?! WTF were you doing!?!?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
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I will now pro e my self cengerdness by thanking you for this LOLCat.
Your hair smells lovely as well.
I no forget ur speshul picture!
