[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Anecdotal, but I got about 15 friends that do this with their wives and ranging from 5 months to 5 years, none of them was pregnant until they decided to get pregnant and all on their first tries. [/quote]
I don’t want to fight about it in this thread, so this will be my last post on the topic:
I believe 0% of what you’ve written here.
Best of luck to people that think they fully understand the human body, and that it fits into their neat little calendars and spreadsheets.
There are birth control methods with actual success rates out there, I suggest people consider those options, as “spray 'n pray” isn’t very reliable.[/quote]
So you call me dumb, and then you say I am a complete liar? lol!
You’d know it’s not spray 'n pray if you actually clicked the link that I provided.
Bass: Why hello Mr. Plate, how are you this glorious morning?
Mr. Plate: I’m great!!! How is your foot?
Bass: Fine, fine… I’m wearing my Nike Frees today…what what!!! 0_o
Mr. Plate: Whooooopsie1?!?!?!! BOOYAH FUCK YOUR LEFT FOOT BASS!!! FUCK YOUR TOES AND YO SHIN!!!
Bass: That’s not nice Mr. Plate, my left shoe is filling up with blood and staining the grey fabric designed to offer less than absolutely zero protection.
Mr. Plate: Yup I’m Metal, not like those pussy plastic covered hex plates. I’m ole school, rusty, and probably covered in disease.
Bass: hangs head, finishes coffee, limps to car at the very last spot in the lot, punches steering wheel, notices blood oozing from shin, thinks I didn’t even feel that part, punches wheel again, drives home.
Wife: wha happened?
Bass: Please get Bass ice pack,
Bass: Takes off shoe, grabs pinky pulls straight, no pain, grabs next toe does the same, CRACK, reset toe, tapes toe, grabs toes next to that pulls crack tapes. Takes 2 Tylenol, wishes Bass had advil, ices foot.
Wife: doctor:
Bass: why to wait for them to do the exact same thing, but make bass wait 2 hours for x-ray first, then 2 hours to read said x-ray, then pay co-pay, and pay parking, and leave with a roll of tape? They don’t do anything for broken toes.
Toes don’t even hurt anymore, swelling is minimal, can actually move them, no long think that are broken but just crushed pretty bad. 1 or 2 toe nails are definitely gonna be falling off in a few days.
No matter what, he knows his shit, has made babies before. Bro Chris is 18 and lives in mom and dad’s basement with the cat and acts like an interwebs superstar.
No matter what, he knows his shit, has made babies before. Bro Chris is 18 and lives in mom and dad’s basement with the cat and acts like an interwebs superstar.[/quote]
Bro Chris is 21 and rents and has sauce. Plus there is no basements in Arizona, we have permanent concrete.
No matter what, he knows his shit, has made babies before. Bro Chris is 18 and lives in mom and dad’s basement with the cat and acts like an interwebs superstar.[/quote]
Bro Chris is 21 and rents and has sauce. Plus there is no basements in Arizona, we have permanent concrete. [/quote]
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Bass: Why hello Mr. Plate, how are you this glorious morning?
Mr. Plate: I’m great!!! How is your foot?
Bass: Fine, fine… I’m wearing my Nike Frees today…what what!!! 0_o
Mr. Plate: Whooooopsie1?!?!?!! BOOYAH FUCK YOUR LEFT FOOT BASS!!! FUCK YOUR TOES AND YO SHIN!!!
Bass: That’s not nice Mr. Plate, my left shoe is filling up with blood and staining the grey fabric designed to offer less than absolutely zero protection.
Mr. Plate: Yup I’m Metal, not like those pussy plastic covered hex plates. I’m ole school, rusty, and probably covered in disease.
Bass: hangs head, finishes coffee, limps to car at the very last spot in the lot, punches steering wheel, notices blood oozing from shin, thinks I didn’t even feel that part, punches wheel again, drives home.
Wife: wha happened?
Bass: Please get Bass ice pack,
Bass: Takes off shoe, grabs pinky pulls straight, no pain, grabs next toe does the same, CRACK, reset toe, tapes toe, grabs toes next to that pulls crack tapes. Takes 2 Tylenol, wishes Bass had advil, ices foot.
Wife: doctor:
Bass: why to wait for them to do the exact same thing, but make bass wait 2 hours for x-ray first, then 2 hours to read said x-ray, then pay co-pay, and pay parking, and leave with a roll of tape? They don’t do anything for broken toes.
