[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
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I will now pro e my self cengerdness by thanking you for this LOLCat.
Your hair smells lovely as well.
I no forget ur speshul picture![/quote]
Yay!
My cat, Gracie, does this…she sits right beside my head and sniffs me…usually early in the morning, before my alarm goes off.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Just got bit by a snake. Looked it up on the internet;It was a “Yellow Belly Water Snake” and its non poisonous. I was more worried about taking my dog to the vet than me going to the E.R.[/quote]
Wait wut?
T you and your dog got bit by a frakking SNAKE?!?! WTF were you doing!?!?[/quote]
He woke me up by barking crazy. I went outside and saw him fighting with a snake. I ran back in the house and grabbed whatever I can (a kitchen knife) and ran back. I squatted down and held out my hand and I started stabbing it. I caught off a piece of its tail and then it bit my finger. I jumped back and it got away. It hurts like hell too. I checked to see if my dog was okay because his mouth was foaming but it turned out to be just from the excitement. He seems fine and I checked on the internet if I should go to the hospital. My neighbor saw the whole thing too and told me that because of extremely dry heat we been having,snakes are rampant around our area.
LOL…the mods changed the name of my thread…
So I got my oil changed today, and when the guy goes to pull my car out from the stall, it won’t start. Fucking dead battery. I guess I got lucky that it died at an oil change place right?
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
So I got my oil changed today, and when the guy goes to pull my car out from the stall, it won’t start. Fucking dead battery. I guess I got lucky that it died at an oil change place right?[/quote]
And that they replaced the oil cap! My mom got her oil changed and they didn’t replace the oil cap…
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Just got bit by a snake. Looked it up on the internet;It was a “Yellow Belly Water Snake” and its non poisonous. I was more worried about taking my dog to the vet than me going to the E.R.[/quote]
Wait wut?
T you and your dog got bit by a frakking SNAKE?!?! WTF were you doing!?!?[/quote]
He woke me up by barking crazy. I went outside and saw him fighting with a snake. I ran back in the house and grabbed whatever I can (a kitchen knife) and ran back. I squatted down and held out my hand and I started stabbing it. I caught off a piece of its tail and then it bit my finger. I jumped back and it got away. It hurts like hell too. I checked to see if my dog was okay because his mouth was foaming but it turned out to be just from the excitement. He seems fine and I checked on the internet if I should go to the hospital. My neighbor saw the whole thing too and told me that because of extremely dry heat we been having,snakes are rampant around our area.[/quote]
I love teh snakes.
I spent a hell of a lot of my childhood catching them and other assorted critters. I really miss hunting them.
TOOTS!
(I <3 that song)
reminds of my going home to MI…
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
LOL…the mods changed the name of my thread…[/quote]
links?
Also, 4 hotties and only one douchebag at the gym today… Total win.
NVM I found your thread…
Green, consult your dad on this also. But whatever you do, DO NOT WITHDRAW THAT MONEY, unless you are rolling it over. A withdraw and you are pissing away no less than 10% of it.
I can’t believe we’re on the same page tonight as we were when I woke up…
Beans, I know at least that much! 
I will have to check the penalty…I think there isn’t one if I go to a regular IRA but there is one if I go to a ROTH.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Just got bit by a snake. Looked it up on the internet;It was a “Yellow Belly Water Snake” and its non poisonous. I was more worried about taking my dog to the vet than me going to the E.R.[/quote]
Wait wut?
T you and your dog got bit by a frakking SNAKE?!?! WTF were you doing!?!?[/quote]
He woke me up by barking crazy. I went outside and saw him fighting with a snake. I ran back in the house and grabbed whatever I can (a kitchen knife) and ran back. I squatted down and held out my hand and I started stabbing it. I caught off a piece of its tail and then it bit my finger. I jumped back and it got away. It hurts like hell too. I checked to see if my dog was okay because his mouth was foaming but it turned out to be just from the excitement. He seems fine and I checked on the internet if I should go to the hospital. My neighbor saw the whole thing too and told me that because of extremely dry heat we been having,snakes are rampant around our area.[/quote]
I love teh snakes.
I spent a hell of a lot of my childhood catching them and other assorted critters. I really miss hunting them.
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I hear they are quite tasty.
Morning lab rats , how the fuck am I the first in here ?!
It’s Monday morn’, let’s get it !
I have been off for a week, and work to catch up on.
Morning all.
Morning.
Suckers.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Just got bit by a snake. Looked it up on the internet;It was a “Yellow Belly Water Snake” and its non poisonous. I was more worried about taking my dog to the vet than me going to the E.R.[/quote]
Wait wut?
T you and your dog got bit by a frakking SNAKE?!?! WTF were you doing!?!?[/quote]
He woke me up by barking crazy. I went outside and saw him fighting with a snake. I ran back in the house and grabbed whatever I can (a kitchen knife) and ran back. I squatted down and held out my hand and I started stabbing it. I caught off a piece of its tail and then it bit my finger. I jumped back and it got away. It hurts like hell too. I checked to see if my dog was okay because his mouth was foaming but it turned out to be just from the excitement. He seems fine and I checked on the internet if I should go to the hospital. My neighbor saw the whole thing too and told me that because of extremely dry heat we been having,snakes are rampant around our area.[/quote]
I love teh snakes.
I spent a hell of a lot of my childhood catching them and other assorted critters. I really miss hunting them.
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Wow, me too. I haven’t seen a single snake outside of a terrarium since I moved to Scotland, and only one lizard. =/
Where I lived in Dallas, right next to Mountainview lake, there was a brook and a few big wooded hills I used to go ‘hunting’ for snakes/scorpions/lizards/skinks…anything cool I could get my hands on. It was always exciting lifting up the next big trunk or slab of rock and wondering what was going to be underneath. I miss that. =(
One day I was walking along the brook with some mates and caught a baby rock python! Must’ve been about 3’ long and was wrapped around the roots of a tree overhanging a bend in the brook. Absolutely beautiful and I could only guess it was someone’s pet that escaped! Took it to my mate’s house where he had an old aquarium I could plank it till I could go home and ask my mom if I could keep it - to which she said ‘hells naw!’. When I got back down to my mate’s the snake had escaped. Broke my bloody heart so it did. I was wanting to take it back to the brook…
Ahhh those were the days. Caught many a venomous snake; couple of young rattlers and a moccasin too in my time.
Oh and Quad, if it happens again - next time just take a broom and a pillowcase, calmly pin the snake down behind the head with the broom, lift it behind the head and drop it in to the pillow case and drop it off elsewhere.
Glad to hear it wasn’t poisonous and didn’t hurt your dog too badly and that it escaped your evil stabbing. =P
k…awkward geeky moment over…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Anecdotal, but I got about 15 friends that do this with their wives and ranging from 5 months to 5 years, none of them was pregnant until they decided to get pregnant and all on their first tries. [/quote]
I don’t want to fight about it in this thread, so this will be my last post on the topic:
I believe 0% of what you’ve written here.
Best of luck to people that think they fully understand the human body, and that it fits into their neat little calendars and spreadsheets.
There are birth control methods with actual success rates out there, I suggest people consider those options, as “spray 'n pray” isn’t very reliable.[/quote]
Going on four years of spraying and praying, with no issues. FWIW.
'sup, bitches?
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
'sup, bitches?[/quote]
Hey man I been gone did you kill a dik dik?
