[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Hyperload water, then drop all water - ALL water, in food or anything - for 12-24 before weighin.[/quote]
LOL at hyperload
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
The weardown method. I’m like a fungus, I grow on people.[/quote]
nope, i still hates u[/quote]
Someone needs to clean the tank and feed our little fishy!
He’s getting cranky, isnt he?
yes he is
yes he is
who’s a cranky widdle fishy wishy
taps bass’ tank
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
The weardown method. I’m like a fungus, I grow on people.[/quote]
nope, i still hates u[/quote]
You are going to become mah buddy irl, I just fucking know it.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am the greatest EVERYTHING in the world.[/quote]
ORGASMS
whoa.[/quote]
Yeah… um
Grills like a goddess, touches boobs, goes fishing, and from a thread a million years ago “makes sammiches and give BJ’s”, yeah PMPM’s a keeper for sure…
I pretty much came in mah shorts too.
Why does my chick freak out whenever I shave my pubes off? I mean, she does it, why can’t I?
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
Why does my chick freak out whenever I shave my pubes off? I mean, she does it, why can’t I?[/quote]
who knows, dude. I shave mine too and people freak…don’t know why guys arent allowed to.
fuck it
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am the greatest EVERYTHING in the world.[/quote]
ORGASMS
whoa.[/quote]
Yeah… um
Grills like a goddess, touches boobs, goes fishing, and from a thread a million years ago “makes sammiches and give BJ’s”, yeah PMPM’s a keeper for sure…
I pretty much came in mah shorts too.[/quote]
Don’t forget she’s got a cock.
It’s like icing on the cake!
Redleg: She prefers the shrubbery?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am the greatest EVERYTHING in the world.[/quote]
Ahhhh that looookkkksss soooo goood. Much fucking hate right now!!!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am the greatest EVERYTHING in the world.[/quote]
ORGASMS
whoa.[/quote]
Yeah… um
Grills like a goddess, touches boobs, goes fishing, and from a thread a million years ago “makes sammiches and give BJ’s”, yeah PMPM’s a keeper for sure…
I pretty much came in mah shorts too.[/quote]
Don’t forget she’s got a cock.
It’s like icing on the cake!
Redleg: She prefers the shrubbery?
[/quote]
Well she says when I go bald that it reminds her of one of her ex bfs.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
Why does my chick freak out whenever I shave my pubes off? I mean, she does it, why can’t I?[/quote]
who knows, dude. I shave mine too and people freak…don’t know why guys arent allowed to.
fuck it[/quote]
You are a very confusing person.
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am the greatest EVERYTHING in the world.[/quote]
ORGASMS
whoa.[/quote]
Yeah… um
Grills like a goddess, touches boobs, goes fishing, and from a thread a million years ago “makes sammiches and give BJ’s”, yeah PMPM’s a keeper for sure…
I pretty much came in mah shorts too.[/quote]
Don’t forget she’s got a cock.
It’s like icing on the cake!
Redleg: She prefers the shrubbery?
[/quote]
Well she says when I go bald that it reminds her of one of her ex bfs. [/quote]
Oh? That’s very sweet of her to say…
Maybe you should grow that shit out?
Sometimes I wish guys would actually say what they meant. So much more straight forward when they do.
[quote]Court wrote:
Sometimes I wish guys would actually say what they meant. So much more straight forward when they do.[/quote]
Maybe the truth will cause you to ignore his calls and put a restraining order on him?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am the greatest EVERYTHING in the world.[/quote]
ORGASMS
whoa.[/quote]
I’m pretty sure you really did orgasm…
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Sometimes I wish guys would actually say what they meant. So much more straight forward when they do.[/quote]
Maybe the truth will cause you to ignore his calls and put a restraining order on him?[/quote]
Well at least then I would know what he meant. Instead he is talking in metaphors and I’m pretty certain they don’t mean “I want to have sex with you”. If they did, at least I would know.
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Sometimes I wish guys would actually say what they meant. So much more straight forward when they do.[/quote]
Maybe the truth will cause you to ignore his calls and put a restraining order on him?[/quote]
Well at least then I would know what he meant. Instead he is talking in metaphors and I’m pretty certain they don’t mean “I want to have sex with you”. If they did, at least I would know.[/quote]
Wish I had some decent advice for you. If you were Polo or Kerley, I’d tell you to bang her sister. But I don’t think that’s the advice you’re looking for.
So…what’s your sign?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Sometimes I wish guys would actually say what they meant. So much more straight forward when they do.[/quote]
Maybe the truth will cause you to ignore his calls and put a restraining order on him?[/quote]
Well at least then I would know what he meant. Instead he is talking in metaphors and I’m pretty certain they don’t mean “I want to have sex with you”. If they did, at least I would know.[/quote]
Wish I had some decent advice for you. If you were Polo or Kerley, I’d tell you to bang her sister. But I don’t think that’s the advice you’re looking for.
So…what’s your sign?[/quote]
I’m a Cancer. Sweet, sensitive, emotional.
Wanna date?
four60- they just toss you out? just like that? In the Navy you get put on mandatory PT or something…
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Sometimes I wish guys would actually say what they meant. So much more straight forward when they do.[/quote]
Maybe the truth will cause you to ignore his calls and put a restraining order on him?[/quote]
Well at least then I would know what he meant. Instead he is talking in metaphors and I’m pretty certain they don’t mean “I want to have sex with you”. If they did, at least I would know.[/quote]
If their metaphors DON’T mean “I want to have sex with you” then just leave the dude alone.
At his age, he shouldn’t be looking for a fruitful platonic relationship with an attractive young woman.
He should be looking to hit it. Or at least date you and hit it.
Mornin errrbody
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
Why does my chick freak out whenever I shave my pubes off? I mean, she does it, why can’t I?[/quote]
who knows, dude. I shave mine too and people freak…don’t know why guys arent allowed to.
fuck it[/quote]
You are a very confusing person. [/quote]
How so?