[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weigh in month?
I can drop 5-7 lbs with water manipulation and sweating/hot baths, if you’re needing to drop weight and not fat for something.[/quote]
give me a scalpel and a handful of percocet and i can lose a whole lot of weight.
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
This weekend has gotten super awkward. Super awkward.
‘You want to go to Christies to watch the WEC?’
‘Dude, I don’t think your GF would be cool with you going to a strip club with me’
‘We don’t have to tell her’ [/quote]
conversation between the ^ “dude” and his penis:
penis: hey, maybe if we take this chick to the strip club, where there are naked chicks dancing around, she will get turned on and want to touch me
dude: good idea! what if she mentions the gf?
penis: did I mention that she might touch me?
dude: good point. I’ll ask her. [/quote]
I don’t think he was talking with his penis, rather a lack of thinking. I think most of them see me as a guy by now, I get called ‘Bro’ a lot. GF’s do not see me as ‘Bro’ though, at least I don’t think they do, I’ve only superficially met most of them.
Military. PMPM On the norm I take a week and water load the. Piss it out for the weigh n. But I’m about one inch off so I’m typing this from my iPhone in the bathroom make shift steam room in my house
Qi caught the flu last week so it thru me off. I’ll weigh in on Monday. Should be cool…hope
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
This weekend has gotten super awkward. Super awkward.
‘You want to go to Christies to watch the WEC?’
‘Dude, I don’t think your GF would be cool with you going to a strip club with me’
‘We don’t have to tell her’ [/quote]
conversation between the ^ “dude” and his penis:
penis: hey, maybe if we take this chick to the strip club, where there are naked chicks dancing around, she will get turned on and want to touch me
dude: good idea! what if she mentions the gf?
Look Like a chick to me
penis: did I mention that she might touch me?
dude: good point. I’ll ask her. [/quote]
I don’t think he was talking with his penis, rather a lack of thinking. I think most of them see me as a guy by now, I get called ‘Bro’ a lot. GF’s do not see me as ‘Bro’ though, at least I don’t think they do, I’ve only superficially met most of them. [/quote]
[quote]four60 wrote:
Qi caught the flu last week so it thru me off. I’ll weigh in on Monday. Should be cool…hope[/quote]
What happens if your over?
That sounds shitty… I can only imagine if they had accountant weigh in’s… lol
Hai guys…
beans. what’s up man?
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
beans. what’s up man? [/quote]
Nada, just got back from a weekend in the woods with my family.
Good times. Didn’t get as many pictures as I wanted to… Funny story:
My phone dies, and my buddy works for the wireless provider I currently use. So I bring it in.
Me “Dude thanks for helping.”
Buddy “No problem man.”
Me “hey, just don’t look at my pictures.”
Buddy “Yeah, no problem.”
Now dude knows my wife, and knows she is a smokeshow. Also knows that we have sent naked pics to each other in the past, as I’ve had to erase them before bringing in my phone. So yes, I was kinda setting him up.
Buddy “Here dickhead” coming out of the back room with my phone.
Me “What?”
Buddy “When you said don’t look at the pictures I figured they were gonna be of your wife, or at least you two fucking.”
Me “LOLERSKATES”
Buddy “But no, it’s a picture of you standing in the mirror naked, you sick fuck. What teh fuck dude?”
Me “I sent it to her saturday morning, and didn’t get the chance to erase it before my phone died this morning. LOL LOL LOL”
ha ha, mah buddy saw mah penis.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Now dude knows my wife, and knows she is a smokeshow. Also knows that we have sent naked pics to each other in the past, as I’ve had to erase them before bringing in my phone. [/quote]
Pics of the wife please
Wuzzz up Beans. Well for me nothing. 19yrs never missed a weigh in. But if you miss weight by too much they put you out. No matter how many years you have in.
Damn it was hot in there
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Now dude knows my wife, and knows she is a smokeshow. Also knows that we have sent naked pics to each other in the past, as I’ve had to erase them before bringing in my phone. [/quote]
Pics of the wife please[/quote]
All the naked pics are gone… I think.
If they aren’t a buried them on my computer somewhere so good I can’t find them anymore.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Now dude knows my wife, and knows she is a smokeshow. Also knows that we have sent naked pics to each other in the past, as I’ve had to erase them before bringing in my phone. [/quote]
Pics of the wife please[/quote]
All the naked pics are gone… I think.
If they aren’t a buried them on my computer somewhere so good I can’t find them anymore.[/quote]
The wife’s still around though? Maybe you should create some new files? I doubt anyone else in the thread will object.
ha ha
Me “Honey, can I post you vag shots on the internet”
Crickets
Me “I’ll make sure no one can see your face”
Angry Crickets
LOL
I can take more pictures, putting them on the interwebs, probably going to be a problem.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
ha ha
Me “Honey, can I post you vag shots on the internet”
Crickets
Me “I’ll make sure no one can see your face”
Angry Crickets
LOL
I can take more pictures, putting them on the interwebs, probably going to be a problem.[/quote]
Dude, you’ve gotta work on your technique, it’s all in the spin.
Honey, you look so pretty today I’d like to share your beauty with the world.
Seems like a good starting point. Jeesh, it’s a wonder she married you at all. What’d you have on her? She need a green card?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Jeesh, it’s a wonder she married you at all.[/quote]
LOL, I did marry way out of my league. Where she is like the majors, I might be AA.
[quote] What’d you have on her? She need a green card?
[/quote]
The weardown method. I’m like a fungus, I grow on people.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Jeesh, it’s a wonder she married you at all.[/quote]
LOL, I did marry way out of my league. Where she is like the majors, I might be AA.
[quote] What’d you have on her? She need a green card?
[/quote]
The weardown method. I’m like a fungus, I grow on people.[/quote]
So, there you go, a way for us to get pictures. WEAR HER DOWN
Hyperload water, then drop all water - ALL water, in food or anything - for 12-24 before weighin.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
The weardown method. I’m like a fungus, I grow on people.[/quote]
nope, i still hates u
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I am the greatest EVERYTHING in the world.[/quote]
ORGASMS
whoa.
