Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (5)

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ftr, I was talking about snow :stuck_out_tongue:

get your minds out of the gutter, sheesh!

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Worm is right, it’s about girth more than length. 5 inches will do, but makes giving blowjobs not so much fun, and makes a few positions impossible. 7-8 does me just fine. [/quote]

Hmmmm


I have never measured, but have had a few girls do it
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and was told that he’d be shot if he ever showed up at another girl scout jamboree again!

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Yup, if upon insertion their are no sparks or tears your doing it wrong, girth-wise that is.[/quote]

lol. sparks.

if the bedspread catches fire from intercourse yer doin it right?

once people start throwing out dick sizes this thread is either going to get really bad or really good. it’s a tough call.[/quote]

Ladies
 find a guy who can play blues harp.
It’s the only instrument I can think of that uses tongue blocks & tongue slaps as standard parts of the repertoire. Excellent breath control too.

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One of my buddies is bigger than a Monster XXL energy drink can. Girls have told him no for fear of a shattered pelvis or death.

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My penis is bigger than your penis.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
My penis is bigger than your penis.[/quote]

Sword fight?

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
My penis is bigger than your penis.[/quote]

Sword fight?[/quote]

it’s not ghey if u dont look each other in the eye.

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Wish me luck, I am going for a job interview today within my company. The commute will be horrible but the work will be better.

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Wish me luck, I am going for a job interview today within my company. The commute will be horrible but the work will be better.[/quote]

Good Luck! Which Company?

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
My penis is bigger than your penis.[/quote]

Sword fight?[/quote]

it’s not ghey if u dont look each other in the eye. [/quote]

Sweet!!

All my attention will be on PMPM’s big 'ol dick!

Starts practicing ‘moves’ THRUST-PARRY-THRUST


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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
My penis is bigger than your penis.[/quote]

Sword fight?[/quote]

it’s not ghey if u dont look each other in the eye. [/quote]

Sweet!!

All my attention will be on PMPM’s big 'ol dick!

Starts practicing ‘moves’ THRUST-PARRY-THRUST
[/quote]

Weirdest
thread
ever.

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^ Kardasian-Lover.

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[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
^ Kardasian-Lover.[/quote]

I wish. Just keep that girl away from my football and I’m happy.

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Wish me luck, I am going for a job interview today within my company. The commute will be horrible but the work will be better.[/quote]

I missed this, earlier. WTF


GOOD LUCK, TOOTS!!!

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How’d it go, Toots?

btw, the first time I wrote “Toots” I wrote “Tiits.” We might have a new nickname here.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Wish me luck, I am going for a job interview today within my company. The commute will be horrible but the work will be better.[/quote]

I missed this, earlier. WTF


GOOD LUCK, TOOTS!!![/quote]

Thanks! It went well but I have some competition I didn’t count on so I will be on pins and needles for the next week. It will be the longest one eva!

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
How’d it go, Toots?

btw, the first time I wrote “Toots” I wrote “Tiits.” We might have a new nickname here.[/quote]

It’s better then Turds!! LOL. I didn’t say anything on FB about it because my ego is too big and if I don’t get it you might see a zeppelin fall from the sky.

So how did things turn out with your grandmother in law?

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
How’d it go, Toots?

btw, the first time I wrote “Toots” I wrote “Tiits.” We might have a new nickname here.[/quote]

It’s better then Turds!! LOL. I didn’t say anything on FB about it because my ego is too big and if I don’t get it you might see a zeppelin fall from the sky.

So how did things turn out with your grandmother in law?[/quote]

Things are good, the surgery went as well as can be expected, and I think she will be discharged tomorrow.

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Happy Monday.

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Toots I got an offer 2day from one of your competitors.