Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (5)

Worthless day at the gym. Warmed up, 230lbs bb rows, after 2 sets I decided to just walk at 3.6mph on the treadmill at full incline for an hour. It said I burned over 900 calories, so extra guacamole for me tonight.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Worm is right, it’s about girth more than length. 5 inches will do, but makes giving blowjobs not so much fun, and makes a few positions impossible. 7-8 does me just fine.

Yup, if upon insertion their are no sparks or tears your doing it wrong, girth-wise that is.

^ that’s what she said

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Yup, if upon insertion their are no sparks or tears your doing it wrong, girth-wise that is.[/quote]

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Worm is right, it’s about girth more than length. 5 inches will do, but makes giving blowjobs not so much fun, and makes a few positions impossible. 7-8 does me just fine. [/quote]

x2.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
???[/quote]
That’s Favre! Not like he’s got anything else to do today.

Tootles, if you want a ‘cheery’ response from your hockey fan co-workers, as them what they thought of the Canucks game. ;')[/quote]

No dice, I work with estrogen induced women. But haven’t the B’s lost like 9 in a row or something? I pay attention sometimes.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Worm is right, it’s about girth more than length. 5 inches will do, but makes giving blowjobs not so much fun, and makes a few positions impossible. 7-8 does me just fine. [/quote]

Hmmmm…

I have never measured, but have had a few girls do it…

ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah hah ahahha a ha ha a

Fuck all this “Payton is the best ever” bullshit.

He is human too.

Who Dat bitches

Woot!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah hah ahahha a ha ha a

Fuck all this “Payton is the best ever” bullshit.

He is human too.

Who Dat bitches[/quote]

Mardi Gras starts now!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Worm is right, it’s about girth more than length. 5 inches will do, but makes giving blowjobs not so much fun, and makes a few positions impossible. 7-8 does me just fine. [/quote]

Hmmmm…

I have never measured, but have had a few girls do it…[/quote]

and the answer is…

?

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Worm is right, it’s about girth more than length. 5 inches will do, but makes giving blowjobs not so much fun, and makes a few positions impossible. 7-8 does me just fine. [/quote]

Hmmmm…

I have never measured, but have had a few girls do it…[/quote]

and the answer is…

?
[/quote]

I have no idea, it is quite a bit longer than a dollar, and not as wide as a blackberry, but sorta close.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Yup, if upon insertion their are no sparks or tears your doing it wrong, girth-wise that is.[/quote]

lol. sparks.

if the bedspread catches fire from intercourse yer doin it right?

once people start throwing out dick sizes this thread is either going to get really bad or really good. it’s a tough call.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Yup, if upon insertion their are no sparks or tears your doing it wrong, girth-wise that is.[/quote]

lol. sparks.

if the bedspread catches fire from intercourse yer doin it right?

once people start throwing out dick sizes this thread is either going to get really bad or really good. it’s a tough call.[/quote]

too late, I’m not editing shit.

no more penis…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Worm is right, it’s about girth more than length. 5 inches will do, but makes giving blowjobs not so much fun, and makes a few positions impossible. 7-8 does me just fine. [/quote]

Hmmmm…

I have never measured, but have had a few girls do it…[/quote]

and the answer is…

?
[/quote]

I have no idea, it is quite a bit longer than a dollar, and not as wide as a blackberry, but sorta close.
[/quote]

Okay, so it’s longer than 6 inches…


Maybe I’m lying and it is but a wee member

so, beans, about that steak, me, and your wife…

I have plans for my next weekend off!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
guess I should have refreshed before I posted, lol

CBear, how many inches do you prefer, We know Mom likes em huge[/quote]

Hey! I resemble that remark.