[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
and some things do confuse me [/quote]
The IRC isn’t the most straightforward thing in the world. Particularly once you get into anything foreign.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Struggle wrote:
Random halfdrunken post…I’ve been told more than once I need to be more tolerant of other ethnicities. Anyone else struggle with this[quote]
No
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Humble pie, eat some.
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You are but a human, and so are they. Treat them as such.
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Education, get some
There is more, but those 3 should keep you busy for awhile…[/quote]
Dude, I felt you about to flip again. Why’d you stop?[/quote]
It was either too early or too late to unleash the fury.
beans i keep hearing about you unleashing fury, but i keep picturing an angry goldfish… cant REALLY do anything bc it keeps hitting the sides of the bowl…
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
beans i keep hearing about you unleashing fury, but i keep picturing an angry goldfish… cant REALLY do anything bc it keeps hitting the sides of the bowl… [/quote]
LOL as much as words over the interwebs can sting, they truly are meaningless I guess.
I might end up making an intern cry tomorrow, because he is dumb, and a bullshitter.
You remember that scene in Bad Santa, where Billy Bob turns to the kid and says “Are you fucking with me?” Because he can’t believe the kid is that dumb? I fully expect the professional version of that to come out of my mouth tomorrow.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
beans i keep hearing about you unleashing fury, but i keep picturing an angry goldfish… cant REALLY do anything bc it keeps hitting the sides of the bowl… [/quote]
LMAO win
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Layoff - bad for my ego, good for my tax return.[/quote]
You got laid off? Didn’t you just get hired?
I think I’m going to cry today, unless I can make Beans’ intern cry, then I will laugh instead.
Hai Claire!
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
beans i keep hearing about you unleashing fury, but i keep picturing an angry goldfish… cant REALLY do anything bc it keeps hitting the sides of the bowl… [/quote]
LMAO win[/quote]
Wrong picture… Fuck it
srsly wft, I should just end my next interview with “Are you gonna hire me?” They say “No” and I punch them in the face. It’s much easier than all the ball swinging, then never hearing back, or getting the sorry we decided to hire a recent grad with no experience instead.
Beans hire me! I can bullshit, I’m not dumb, and we can chat and lift. It’s a win-win-WIN
I find it odd that Hungry and Greeny met up and a few days later this wormwood shows up…who lives in Penn (with hungry).
I need answers.
No, Bean. Hire me
you can let your imagination run wild on my qualifications…I mean, I have amazing references of good and evil.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Beans hire me! I can bullshit, I’m not dumb, and we can chat and lift. It’s a win-win-WIN[/quote]
You can’t get through the door without a degree in accounting.
Can you Bookkeep? I might be able to scrounge up some part time shit, but no promises.
And FTR, we hate bullshitters. (Well I mean people that lie about where they are or if they understand shit.)
hai hungry!!
beans, that was exactly the right picture. 
re: making coworkers cry- I know I’ve come close a few times, the last time when one of them colored her hair red, straight from highlighter yellow bleach blonde, and it came out… fucked up looking. she cornered me and asked me if i was gonna say anything about her hair. “well, aren’t you going to say anything? how does it look?” --“Looks like you fucked up.” “Can’t you say anything nice? everyone else said it looks good.” --“they’re lying to you. I suggest you fix it and never, ever try that shit again.”
I definitely saw tears welling.
bass- go make beans’ intern cry. it’ll be good for your self esteem. walk up to him right as he’s about to make a presentation or say something important, throw flour in his face, and squirt him in the crotch with a water gun. when he tries to take a step forward, he’ll trip on the boobytrap you so cleverly set up in advance and fall into the puddle of sewage you strategically left.
Like this right?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I find it odd that Hungry and Greeny met up and a few days later this wormwood shows up…who lives in Penn (with hungry).
I need answers.[/quote]
those two work quick.
and they have amazing genetics. i’m already typing.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
beans i keep hearing about you unleashing fury, but i keep picturing an angry goldfish… cant REALLY do anything bc it keeps hitting the sides of the bowl… [/quote]
It’s those people you have to worry about, right Beans?