Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (5)

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
live the sickness at night while having the wholesome daytime face
[/quote]

I read a lot. This ^ my friend may be tied for the coolest thing I’ve read all week. (any week that didn’t have an interview with Tate AND Wendler, and you’d have won by a mile.) [/quote]

I can accept a tie with those guys. I don’t like it but I’ll accept it.[/quote]

The only other thing that could’ve been in the running would be pics of Thibaudeau or DeFranco wrestling a shark!

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Layoff - bad for my ego, good for my tax return.[/quote]

You got laid off? Didn’t you just get hired?[/quote]

Laid off last May…the sudden decrease in income without any decrease in deductions or my husband’s withholding was win.

And yes, Rock, I’m married, but we’re trying to conceive a vampire baby. That’s where you fit in the picture.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
beans i keep hearing about you unleashing fury, but i keep picturing an angry goldfish… cant REALLY do anything bc it keeps hitting the sides of the bowl… [/quote]

It’s those people you have to worry about, right Beans?[/quote]

In the , “He might be a cereal killer type way” yeah.

Does anyone remember which version of this thread had my internet celebrity outline in it? I remember the page number but not which one.

yes i typed cereal on purpose, pmpm.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

ha ha, my buddy is buying me a bottle of Jameson and a ribeye for doing his,[/quote]

I’ll give you 15 guesses for what I had for dinner last night.

(The Porterhouse was looking compelling, but 32oz is a bit much now, if I want dessert too)

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
live the sickness at night while having the wholesome daytime face
[/quote]

I read a lot. This ^ my friend may be tied for the coolest thing I’ve read all week. (any week that didn’t have an interview with Tate AND Wendler, and you’d have won by a mile.) [/quote]

I can accept a tie with those guys. I don’t like it but I’ll accept it.[/quote]

The only other thing that could’ve been in the running would be pics of Thibaudeau or DeFranco wrestling a shark![/quote]

ok, I’ll be sure to drop another gen nex week so I can get my cool on.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Layoff - bad for my ego, good for my tax return.[/quote]

You got laid off? Didn’t you just get hired?[/quote]

Laid off last May…the sudden decrease in income without any decrease in deductions or my husband’s withholding was win.

And yes, Rock, I’m married, but we’re trying to conceive a vampire baby. That’s where you fit in the picture.[/quote]

can you handle raising a vampire?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Layoff - bad for my ego, good for my tax return.[/quote]

You got laid off? Didn’t you just get hired?[/quote]

Laid off last May…the sudden decrease in income without any decrease in deductions or my husband’s withholding was win.

And yes, Rock, I’m married, but we’re trying to conceive a vampire baby. That’s where you fit in the picture.[/quote]

can you handle raising a vampire?
[/quote]

I’ve been regularly donating my O- blood to Vampires since I was younger than you, sonny. I am used to feeding them. I even have them in my cell phone. Give em a call…I dare you.

^has shitty 3g coverage

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
^has shitty 3g coverage[/quote]

But a phone sexy enough to bang.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Layoff - bad for my ego, good for my tax return.[/quote]

You got laid off? Didn’t you just get hired?[/quote]

Laid off last May…the sudden decrease in income without any decrease in deductions or my husband’s withholding was win.

And yes, Rock, I’m married, but we’re trying to conceive a vampire baby. That’s where you fit in the picture.[/quote]

can you handle raising a vampire?
[/quote]

I’ve been regularly donating my O- blood to Vampires since I was younger than you, sonny. I am used to feeding them. I even have them in my cell phone. Give em a call…I dare you.[/quote]

yes, Lord Bonfils, I have met him. He’s kinda out there though but still a good guy.

but let’s hear more about this O- you have.

^has a good point

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
^has shitty 3g coverage[/quote]

But a phone sexy enough to bang.[/quote]

I actually know someone who has banged a phone. Set it to vibrate and kept calling herself from her house phone.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I find it odd that Hungry and Greeny met up and a few days later this wormwood shows up…who lives in Penn (with hungry).

I need answers.[/quote]

You deserve answers.

I’ll be seeing her this weekend… Muhahahahahahahahaha…

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
^has shitty 3g coverage[/quote]

But a phone sexy enough to bang.[/quote]

I actually know someone who has banged a phone. Set it to vibrate and kept calling herself from her house phone.[/quote]

Good to know!! LOL.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
^has shitty 3g coverage[/quote]

But a phone sexy enough to bang.[/quote]

I actually know someone who has banged a phone. Set it to vibrate and kept calling herself from her house phone.[/quote]

Good to know!! LOL.[/quote]

Oh jeeze… Gave you an idea, huh?

PERV.

hey beans, at the mercy of sounding like a broken record, how’s the pup? Is he fully integrated into the family now?

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
hey beans, at the mercy of sounding like a broken record, how’s the pup? Is he fully integrated into the family now?[/quote]

He is a stubborn pain in my ass. So yup fits in perfect. :wink:

Mah wife has dished out like a fucking G for some training, which he starts tomorrow. This shit better work. Food issues are all but gone, but it is still the transition phase.

Word to the wise, if you can believe, the Dog Whisperer is the fucking man. He knows what is up.

He is cool man, I walk him a mile and a half every morning, fasted morning cardio FTW. He wakes me up in the am, which is much more pleasant than the alarm. It is cool, I am happy.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I find it odd that Hungry and Greeny met up and a few days later this wormwood shows up…who lives in Penn (with hungry).

I need answers.[/quote]

You deserve answers.

I’ll be seeing her this weekend… Muhahahahahahahahaha…[/quote]

And he’ll be wearing a suit!

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I find it odd that Hungry and Greeny met up and a few days later this wormwood shows up…who lives in Penn (with hungry).

I need answers.[/quote]

You deserve answers.

I’ll be seeing her this weekend… Muhahahahahahahahaha…[/quote]

And he’ll be wearing a suit!
[/quote]

Y’all gettin’ hitched??