[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. 
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
just sayin[/quote]
SILENCE!!
I KEEEEEL YOU!!
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. :)[/quote]
You mean when they fall out of the legs on my shorts like yours?
So this craps dealer at work got hit by an alleged drunk driver last week on his way home from the casino. We were told he was dead on Friday, then his sister announced on FB that night he wasn’t dead but people were still insisting that he’s dead. On Saturday a friend of his went to the hospital before coming to work and told everyone the brain swelling is going down but his legs are completely shattered (it was motorcycle vs. pick-up truck. Pick-up truck won). People are STILL insisting the kid is dead. So…we’re still waiting to find out if he’s really dead or that his sister, family, and this friend who SAW him in the hospital are all hallucinating.
make me a sammich!
oh hai there Grny 
weird story!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. :)[/quote]
You mean when they fall out of the legs on my shorts like yours?
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This reminded me of a story when I was working in the hospital as a Respiratory therapist, we got a code light go off from on of the Med surge floors bath room.
An old man had flushed the toilet and it was sucking his balls down the hole. Dude was stretched about a foot with is ball sucking down the toilet. I just kind of stood there trying not to laugh. So yes my old man balls hang low.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. :)[/quote]
You mean when they fall out of the legs on my shorts like yours?
[/quote]
This reminded me of a story when I was working in the hospital as a Respiratory therapist, we got a code light go off from on of the Med surge floors bath room.
An old man had flushed the toilet and it was sucking his balls down the hole. Dude was stretched about a foot with is ball sucking down the toilet. I just kind of stood there trying not to laugh. So yes my old man balls hang low. [/quote]
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Holy shit, how’d you all free him?
…
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. :)[/quote]
You mean when they fall out of the legs on my shorts like yours?
[/quote]
This reminded me of a story when I was working in the hospital as a Respiratory therapist, we got a code light go off from on of the Med surge floors bath room.
An old man had flushed the toilet and it was sucking his balls down the hole. Dude was stretched about a foot with is ball sucking down the toilet. I just kind of stood there trying not to laugh. So yes my old man balls hang low. [/quote]
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Holy shit, how’d you all free him?[/quote]
Well the toilet finally stopped sucking on his balls, I was young early 20’s. I made him laugh by asking him if he wanted a cigarette. I have always been a smart ass.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. :)[/quote]
You mean when they fall out of the legs on my shorts like yours?
[/quote]
This reminded me of a story when I was working in the hospital as a Respiratory therapist, we got a code light go off from on of the Med surge floors bath room.
An old man had flushed the toilet and it was sucking his balls down the hole. Dude was stretched about a foot with is ball sucking down the toilet. I just kind of stood there trying not to laugh. So yes my old man balls hang low. [/quote]
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Holy shit, how’d you all free him?[/quote]
Well the toilet finally stopped sucking on his balls, I was young early 20’s. I made him laugh by asking him if he wanted a cigarette. I have always been a smart ass.[/quote]
It was that simple? Was he injured at all?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. :)[/quote]
You mean when they fall out of the legs on my shorts like yours?
[/quote]
This reminded me of a story when I was working in the hospital as a Respiratory therapist, we got a code light go off from on of the Med surge floors bath room.
An old man had flushed the toilet and it was sucking his balls down the hole. Dude was stretched about a foot with is ball sucking down the toilet. I just kind of stood there trying not to laugh. So yes my old man balls hang low. [/quote]
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Holy shit, how’d you all free him?[/quote]
Well the toilet finally stopped sucking on his balls, I was young early 20’s. I made him laugh by asking him if he wanted a cigarette. I have always been a smart ass.[/quote]
It was that simple? Was he injured at all?[/quote]
Nope lucky it didnt tear anything. I just will never forget that moment and I really just worried about the fact someday my balls may be sucked down the toilet.
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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
OMG…the kitten I’m sponsoring on a rescue site is ready to go home!! IF only we didn’t have two cats already…dammit.[/quote]
Man you and my wife would really get along, she is with the local SPCA. We have fostered animals many times. We have three cats and two dogs. At one point we had 7 cats, I feared she was turning into the cat lady.[/quote]
I could never work for a shelter or volunteer at one. First, my allergies are insane when it comes to animals. When I went to get one of those allergy tests the tech had barely finished pricking me with all the different things and the skin around the one for cats was all red and splotchy and it was all I could do to not scratch. I almost started crying. Second, I would want to bring them all home.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Who really gets winded walking up stairs? Lol
How many stairs are there a thousandM [/quote]
Talk to me when your balls drop young one. :)[/quote]
You mean when they fall out of the legs on my shorts like yours?
[/quote]
This reminded me of a story when I was working in the hospital as a Respiratory therapist, we got a code light go off from on of the Med surge floors bath room.
An old man had flushed the toilet and it was sucking his balls down the hole. Dude was stretched about a foot with is ball sucking down the toilet. I just kind of stood there trying not to laugh. So yes my old man balls hang low. [/quote]
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Holy shit, how’d you all free him?[/quote]
Well the toilet finally stopped sucking on his balls, I was young early 20’s. I made him laugh by asking him if he wanted a cigarette. I have always been a smart ass.[/quote]
It was that simple? Was he injured at all?[/quote]
Nope lucky it didnt tear anything. I just will never forget that moment and I really just worried about the fact someday my balls may be sucked down the toilet. [/quote]
Tuck them in your socks or throw them over your shoulder from now on
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
OMG…the kitten I’m sponsoring on a rescue site is ready to go home!! IF only we didn’t have two cats already…dammit.[/quote]
Man you and my wife would really get along, she is with the local SPCA. We have fostered animals many times. We have three cats and two dogs. At one point we had 7 cats, I feared she was turning into the cat lady.[/quote]
I could never work for a shelter or volunteer at one. First, my allergies are insane when it comes to animals. When I went to get one of those allergy tests the tech had barely finished pricking me with all the different things and the skin around the one for cats was all red and splotchy and it was all I could do to not scratch. I almost started crying. Second, I would want to bring them all home. [/quote]
hahahahahahahaha she had the same results with her testing, it doesnt stop her. That is why we have so many animals, they have for years just show up on our front door.
She is now posting in my log in the over 35 section, her screen name is Jlo73. She hasnt ventured into the GAL section yet, beans warned her about SAMA.
Hi, MIM! Those vids are crazy! I don’t think I have the coordination to do DB bench and bicycle kicks at the same time. I saw those 1/8 ROM curls…1/8 ROM might be too generous…what’s less than that? 1/16?
I never should have mentioned SAMA. That was a dumb move on my part.
My balls have been dipping in some toilet bowls for years. But oh man, I laughed pretty hard at DJ’s flusg story.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
OMG…the kitten I’m sponsoring on a rescue site is ready to go home!! IF only we didn’t have two cats already…dammit.[/quote]
Man you and my wife would really get along, she is with the local SPCA. We have fostered animals many times. We have three cats and two dogs. At one point we had 7 cats, I feared she was turning into the cat lady.[/quote]
I could never work for a shelter or volunteer at one. First, my allergies are insane when it comes to animals. When I went to get one of those allergy tests the tech had barely finished pricking me with all the different things and the skin around the one for cats was all red and splotchy and it was all I could do to not scratch. I almost started crying. Second, I would want to bring them all home. [/quote]
hahahahahahahaha she had the same results with her testing, it doesnt stop her. That is why we have so many animals, they have for years just show up on our front door.
She is now posting in my log in the over 35 section, her screen name is Jlo73. She hasnt ventured into the GAL section yet, beans warned her about SAMA.[/quote]
Ah okay.
Yeah, SAMA has a lot of drama…and people wanting you to prove you are who you say you are. We don’t care about that shit in TK. We’re like the Seinfeld of TN.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I never should have mentioned SAMA. That was a dumb move on my part.
My balls have been dipping in some toilet bowls for years. But oh man, I laughed pretty hard at DJ’s flusg story.[/quote]
This just makes me even MORE glad I’m female…nothing dangling in nasty toilet water…or other stuff…