Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (4)

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
the coffee thing works well with my vanilla protein powder, too. but, i make coffee so strong that no one but me will drink it. i occasionally throw a scoop or two of Superfood in. [/quote]

i’ve been putting superfood in fruit juices, since the kind i bought tastes like ass with a side of balls.

and trav, hay is for horses.[/quote]

nay

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
pooty bop[/quote]

I was kidding about your fucking hat, twat.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
the coffee thing works well with my vanilla protein powder, too. but, i make coffee so strong that no one but me will drink it. i occasionally throw a scoop or two of Superfood in. [/quote]

i’ve been putting Superfood in fruit juices, since the kind i bought tastes like ass with a side of balls.

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Wow, I didn’t think ANYTHING could taste good!

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
the coffee thing works well with my vanilla protein powder, too. but, i make coffee so strong that no one but me will drink it. i occasionally throw a scoop or two of Superfood in. [/quote]

So ah… Pretty sure you are my female “twin”…

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
pooty bop[/quote]

I was kidding about your fucking hat, twat.[/quote]

haha i know but who doesn’t like provoking tigers.

Mah pup is getting better and better at walking everyday.

It is pretty bad ass.

He is pretty smart so he started adopting Alpha behaviors when we lacked. The first book we read said not to dominate rescue dogs, and only give them affection for the first month. That book is fucking retarded. The dog whisperer book is working much better. He is relaxing much more (he trusts us very good anyway), and starting to seem happier.

He still has a few things to learn, but he is coming around.

I am calling bullshit on all those people who *** out swear words on the internet. IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! There is no need to sanitize your language. If you mean “fuck,” type “fuck,” don’t type “fk*! If you mean “shit,” type “shit,” not "st” or “sh*t.” Seriously, who are you protecting by doing that? Anyone old enough to be on this site already knows and uses those words.

/rant

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I am calling bullshit on all those people who *** out swear words on the internet. IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! There is no need to sanitize your language. If you mean “fuck,” type “fuck,” don’t type “fk*! If you mean “shit,” type “shit,” not "st” or “sh*t.” Seriously, who are you protecting by doing that? Anyone old enough to be on this site already knows and uses those words.

/rant[/quote]

What the Fucking fuck, SHIT!

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

the kind i bought tastes like ass with a side of balls.
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So then it tastes just like vanilla flavored protein. Vanilla protein should be banned it sucks so much.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Mah pup is getting better and better at walking everyday.

It is pretty bad ass.

He is pretty smart so he started adopting Alpha behaviors when we lacked. The first book we read said not to dominate rescue dogs, and only give them affection for the first month. That book is fucking retarded. The dog whisperer book is working much better. He is relaxing much more (he trusts us very good anyway), and starting to seem happier.

He still has a few things to learn, but he is coming around.[/quote]

Does he still have food aggression? I’m glad he’s working out and you decided to stick with him. He just needed a good home, good people, and some structure and routine to his life.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I am calling bullshit on all those people who *** out swear words on the internet. IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! There is no need to sanitize your language. If you mean “fuck,” type “fuck,” don’t type “fk"! If you mean “shit,” type “shit,” not "st” or “sh*t.” Seriously, who are you protecting by doing that? Anyone old enough to be on this site already knows and uses those words.

/rant[/quote]

What the Fucking fuck, SHIT![/quote]

LOL Sorry, that was in response to some guy in the “eating out” thread who said his wife liked to get “tongue f’ed.” I mean, “f’ed” could mean anything!

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

the kind i bought tastes like ass with a side of balls.
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So then it tastes just like vanilla flavored protein. Vanilla protein should be banned it sucks so much.[/quote]

I actually like the Bev. Int’l french vanilla protein better than their chocolate. I almost never want to use the chocolate, but since I have this huge tub of it, I might as well get it done so I can try Biotest’s or someone else’s chocolate protein.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I am calling bullshit on all those people who *** out swear words on the internet. IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! There is no need to sanitize your language. If you mean “fuck,” type “fuck,” don’t type “fk"! If you mean “shit,” type “shit,” not "st” or “sh*t.” Seriously, who are you protecting by doing that? Anyone old enough to be on this site already knows and uses those words.

/rant[/quote]

What the Fucking fuck, SHIT![/quote]

LOL Sorry, that was in response to some guy in the “eating out” thread who said his wife liked to get “tongue f’ed.” I mean, “f’ed” could mean anything!
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maybe he meant to type “tongue fed” but hit the ’ key by accident. I love tongue feeding my girl. I just take a bite of food, stick out my tongue, and she gobbles that shit up.

great foreplay.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
pooty bop[/quote]

I was kidding about your fucking hat, twat.[/quote]

haha i know but who doesn’t like provoking tigers.[/quote]

Sure… It’s all fun and games, until someone gets their arm ripped off…

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Mah pup is getting better and better at walking everyday.

It is pretty bad ass.

He is pretty smart so he started adopting Alpha behaviors when we lacked. The first book we read said not to dominate rescue dogs, and only give them affection for the first month. That book is fucking retarded. The dog whisperer book is working much better. He is relaxing much more (he trusts us very good anyway), and starting to seem happier.

He still has a few things to learn, but he is coming around.[/quote]

Does he still have food aggression? I’m glad he’s working out and you decided to stick with him. He just needed a good home, good people, and some structure and routine to his life.[/quote]

so what the first book suggested is…don’t discipline him?

i actually hadn’t even realized dogs used the pack system til i moved in with my gf’s parents. currently the chain of command is my gf’s dad, his wife, me, my gf and her sisters, Jake the alpha dog and Skip, the youngest pup. he’s about 4 or 5.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

the kind i bought tastes like ass with a side of balls.
[/quote]

So then it tastes just like vanilla flavored protein. Vanilla protein should be banned it sucks so much.[/quote]

I actually like the Bev. Int’l french vanilla protein better than their chocolate. I almost never want to use the chocolate, but since I have this huge tub of it, I might as well get it done so I can try Biotest’s or someone else’s chocolate protein.[/quote]

I’ll buy you some when you get to Pa. nerd.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Mah pup is getting better and better at walking everyday.

It is pretty bad ass.

He is pretty smart so he started adopting Alpha behaviors when we lacked. The first book we read said not to dominate rescue dogs, and only give them affection for the first month. That book is fucking retarded. The dog whisperer book is working much better. He is relaxing much more (he trusts us very good anyway), and starting to seem happier.

He still has a few things to learn, but he is coming around.[/quote]

Does he still have food aggression? I’m glad he’s working out and you decided to stick with him. He just needed a good home, good people, and some structure and routine to his life.[/quote]

He gets mouthy with my wife the more time I spend with him about the food. But he really isn’t scary once you get to know him.

(But if he starts growling and barking when he is playing and you don’t know him, most rational people will fear him. He really looks like a bully bread when he is playing, and the growl sounds viscous.)

He would never bite her, but the more time I spend and the stricter I get, the less he sees her as an alpha. He loves her, but he is my buddy. He doesn’t even look at me twice when I feed him, but then again I don’t fuck with him. I respect his space like I expect him to respect mine, but he has to listen to me while I feed him.

The long walk today put him out like a light.

He responds well to discipline and structure. It is weird. It was so hard for me to act this way at first. I felt like I was being mean. Seeing how he is behaving and seems 100% more relaxed with my yelling at him all night, I’m going to keep doing it.

We walk when I say walk, we stop when I say stop, he eats when I say eat, he shits when I say shit, he sits when he is being an asshole, etc… It is really hard for me, but it seems to be working.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Mah pup is getting better and better at walking everyday.

It is pretty bad ass.

He is pretty smart so he started adopting Alpha behaviors when we lacked. The first book we read said not to dominate rescue dogs, and only give them affection for the first month. That book is fucking retarded. The dog whisperer book is working much better. He is relaxing much more (he trusts us very good anyway), and starting to seem happier.

He still has a few things to learn, but he is coming around.[/quote]

Does he still have food aggression? I’m glad he’s working out and you decided to stick with him. He just needed a good home, good people, and some structure and routine to his life.[/quote]

He gets mouthy with my wife the more time I spend with him about the food. But he really isn’t scary once you get to know him.

(But if he starts growling and barking when he is playing and you don’t know him, most rational people will fear him. He really looks like a bully bread when he is playing, and the growl sounds viscous.)

He would never bite her, but the more time I spend and the stricter I get, the less he sees her as an alpha. He loves her, but he is my buddy. He doesn’t even look at me twice when I feed him, but then again I don’t fuck with him. I respect his space like I expect him to respect mine, but he has to listen to me while I feed him.

The long walk today put him out like a light.

He responds well to discipline and structure. It is weird. It was so hard for me to act this way at first. I felt like I was being mean. Seeing how he is behaving and seems 100% more relaxed with my yelling at him all night, I’m going to keep doing it.

We walk when I say walk, we stop when I say stop, he eats when I say eat, he shits when I say shit, he sits when he is being an asshole, etc… It is really hard for me, but it seems to be working.[/quote]

I bet it would be hard to try and be the alpha dog, so to speak, when you’re not used to it. As long as he’s progressing in a good way, definitely keep at it. How old is he again?

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Mah pup is getting better and better at walking everyday.

It is pretty bad ass.

He is pretty smart so he started adopting Alpha behaviors when we lacked. The first book we read said not to dominate rescue dogs, and only give them affection for the first month. That book is fucking retarded. The dog whisperer book is working much better. He is relaxing much more (he trusts us very good anyway), and starting to seem happier.

He still has a few things to learn, but he is coming around.[/quote]

Does he still have food aggression? I’m glad he’s working out and you decided to stick with him. He just needed a good home, good people, and some structure and routine to his life.[/quote]

He gets mouthy with my wife the more time I spend with him about the food. But he really isn’t scary once you get to know him.

(But if he starts growling and barking when he is playing and you don’t know him, most rational people will fear him. He really looks like a bully bread when he is playing, and the growl sounds viscous.)

He would never bite her, but the more time I spend and the stricter I get, the less he sees her as an alpha. He loves her, but he is my buddy. He doesn’t even look at me twice when I feed him, but then again I don’t fuck with him. I respect his space like I expect him to respect mine, but he has to listen to me while I feed him.

The long walk today put him out like a light.

He responds well to discipline and structure. It is weird. It was so hard for me to act this way at first. I felt like I was being mean. Seeing how he is behaving and seems 100% more relaxed with my yelling at him all night, I’m going to keep doing it.

We walk when I say walk, we stop when I say stop, he eats when I say eat, he shits when I say shit, he sits when he is being an asshole, etc… It is really hard for me, but it seems to be working.[/quote]

I bet it would be hard to try and be the alpha dog, so to speak, when you’re not used to it. As long as he’s progressing in a good way, definitely keep at it. How old is he again?
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The vet says 18 months, I would be surprised if he is over 8… very much still a pup