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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Mah pup is getting better and better at walking everyday.

It is pretty bad ass.

He is pretty smart so he started adopting Alpha behaviors when we lacked. The first book we read said not to dominate rescue dogs, and only give them affection for the first month. That book is fucking retarded. The dog whisperer book is working much better. He is relaxing much more (he trusts us very good anyway), and starting to seem happier.

He still has a few things to learn, but he is coming around.[/quote]

Does he still have food aggression? I’m glad he’s working out and you decided to stick with him. He just needed a good home, good people, and some structure and routine to his life.[/quote]

He gets mouthy with my wife the more time I spend with him about the food. But he really isn’t scary once you get to know him.

(But if he starts growling and barking when he is playing and you don’t know him, most rational people will fear him. He really looks like a bully bread when he is playing, and the growl sounds viscous.)

He would never bite her, but the more time I spend and the stricter I get, the less he sees her as an alpha. He loves her, but he is my buddy. He doesn’t even look at me twice when I feed him, but then again I don’t fuck with him. I respect his space like I expect him to respect mine, but he has to listen to me while I feed him.

The long walk today put him out like a light.

He responds well to discipline and structure. It is weird. It was so hard for me to act this way at first. I felt like I was being mean. Seeing how he is behaving and seems 100% more relaxed with my yelling at him all night, I’m going to keep doing it.

We walk when I say walk, we stop when I say stop, he eats when I say eat, he shits when I say shit, he sits when he is being an asshole, etc… It is really hard for me, but it seems to be working.[/quote]

I bet it would be hard to try and be the alpha dog, so to speak, when you’re not used to it. As long as he’s progressing in a good way, definitely keep at it. How old is he again?
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The vet says 18 months, I would be surprised if he is over 8… very much still a pup[/quote]

Do you have any more pix of him?

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I am calling bullshit on all those people who *** out swear words on the internet. IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! There is no need to sanitize your language. If you mean “fuck,” type “fuck,” don’t type “fk"! If you mean “shit,” type “shit,” not "st” or “sh*t.” Seriously, who are you protecting by doing that? Anyone old enough to be on this site already knows and uses those words.

/rant[/quote]

What the Fucking fuck, SHIT![/quote]

LOL Sorry, that was in response to some guy in the “eating out” thread who said his wife liked to get “tongue f’ed.” I mean, “f’ed” could mean anything!
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maybe he meant to type “tongue fed” but hit the ’ key by accident. I love tongue feeding my girl. I just take a bite of food, stick out my tongue, and she gobbles that shit up.

great foreplay.[/quote]

Dinner at the Therory household.

& oh yeah, about that invitation to Superbowl? You’re on your own, Sicko!

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:

Do you have any more pix of him?[/quote]

No, but I almost just whooped his ass in the back yard.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

so what the first book suggested is…don’t discipline him?

i actually hadn’t even realized dogs used the pack system til i moved in with my gf’s parents. currently the chain of command is my gf’s dad, his wife, me, my gf and her sisters, Jake the alpha dog and Skip, the youngest pup. he’s about 4 or 5.
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Yeah man. Don’t get me started on that first book.

I knew a lot of that book was fucking dumb. The new book told me a few things I didn’t know before that are good to know, I have to read it now too, not just listen to what my wife said about it.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

Do you have any more pix of him?[/quote]

No, but I almost just whooped his ass in the back yard.[/quote]

Why?

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

Do you have any more pix of him?[/quote]

No, but I almost just whooped his ass in the back yard.[/quote]

Why?[/quote]

Too late for him to be barking. And then he was being super rambunctious and not listening.

Same ol same ol.

Dude Texas is getting pwned. I feel bad for that Freshman QB, like a deer in headlights.

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2ca0cef18f/anchor-laughs-at-murder?rel=player

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ALEX BURROWS !!! HAT-TRICK ON TUESDAY, HAT-TRICK TONIGHT!!! I need a bigger font.
He makes 3 or 4 things out of Quebec that are sen-sey-tion-ale. (Unibroue, DianeB, CT & Burrows)

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
the coffee thing works well with my vanilla protein powder, too. but, i make coffee so strong that no one but me will drink it. i occasionally throw a scoop or two of Superfood in. [/quote]

So ah… Pretty sure you are my female “twin”…

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so, if i’m incredibly narcissistic, does that mean i love u as much as i love myself? or do i hafta share?

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Love the cat and dog pictures so i’ll contribute, hopefully it’s not been posted as of yet.

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[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Love the cat and dog pictures so i’ll contribute, hopefully it’s not been posted as of yet.
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YES! Our legion is getting stronger…

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
the coffee thing works well with my vanilla protein powder, too. but, i make coffee so strong that no one but me will drink it. i occasionally throw a scoop or two of Superfood in. [/quote]

So ah… Pretty sure you are my female “twin”…

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so, if i’m incredibly narcissistic, does that mean i love u as much as i love myself? or do i hafta share? [/quote]

Ego’s that big cannot be in the same state, EVER, or else there will be a catastrophic event. A combination of the movies Hancock and 2012 comes to mind…

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I just did the Agile 8 from Defranco’s washed up meatheads article… Amazing.

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im hungry

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
the coffee thing works well with my vanilla protein powder, too. but, i make coffee so strong that no one but me will drink it. i occasionally throw a scoop or two of Superfood in. [/quote]

So ah… Pretty sure you are my female “twin”…

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so, if i’m incredibly narcissistic, does that mean i love u as much as i love myself? or do i hafta share? [/quote]

Ego’s that big cannot be in the same state, EVER, or else there will be a catastrophic event. A combination of the movies Hancock and 2012 comes to mind…
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That’s like telling me NOT to push the big red button.

Beans- You coming here or should I plan a field trip?

ps- I find it no coincidence that both of our abrevs are “CB”

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[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I want imhungry[/quote]

Keep that to yourself plzkthnx.

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^asshole

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your hungry for asshole?
ew.
sorry, Im in a mood.

;0

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[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
your hungry for asshole?
ew.
sorry, Im in a mood.

;0[/quote]

Love it when m-i-m gets frisky!!!

But I hope your day gets better.

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I want imhungry[/quote]

Keep that to yourself plzkthnx.[/quote]

Why? He shouldn’t be ashamed of his feelings. I’m quite flattered.