Ever Feel Like A Thread Killer? 39

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
She’s teethin…how can I help this miserable child?[/quote]

I have more scars on my knuckles from teething babies than I do from all my sports (football, basketball, baseball, shot put, discus, wrestling, &c.) injuries combined. Plus rum, they like the sugar. Irish whiskey works, as well. Just dip your finger in the stuff and rub it on their gums it will relieve the pain.

P.S. The knuckle helps the teeth break the skin and dissipates pain because of uber-sensation to the brain other places…kind of like if you smack an injury it stops hurting for a minute.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
She’s teethin…how can I help this miserable child?[/quote]

:frowning:

Booze?

Shit, if any of you knew how much wine was put in my grape flavored Kool-Aid as a kid, you might call CPS right now.

I actually didn’t wamt to do that because it feels weird giving a baby alcohol.

Can’t argure with the results though.

She went from bitchy to soothed to happy then drowsy

Now sleeping

Thanks hahahahahah

Tipsy baby

My sons 13 year old buddy, while on a sleep over this weekend, asked me if I was superman.

Huge ego boost.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
My sons 13 year old buddy, while on a sleep over this weekend, asked me if I was superman.

Huge ego boost.[/quote]

Great feeling.

I’ve been asked for autograps by kids.

When I was teething my pediatrician told my mom to rub whiskey on my gums. According to my mom, it did work.

Oh, this is grneyes, btw. :slight_smile:

Oh hai Grny!

I had this conversation with one of my cousins (she’s 13 and right about now she knows everything) actually. She informed us (which 90% of ‘us’ helped raise her), that putting alcohol on a child’s gums was child abuse. I couldn’t help it, I said in front of the living room full of my family “you might be right, look how dumb you turned out.”

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Thanks hahahahahah

Tipsy baby [/quote]

I know you’d do the same if you were in my shoes. Babies are awesome Opossum.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
My sons 13 year old buddy, while on a sleep over this weekend, asked me if I was superman.

Huge ego boost.[/quote]

Well, I think you’re superman if that is any correlation.

ya’ll are slackin!!!

Anyone care to share their favorite and somewhat cheap energy supplements? I’ve recently discovered the awesomeness of 4 hour energy max strength (it’s the black bottle) plus low carb monster or sugar free (I think) rockstar. The combo gives you the kiss of life but it costs around 7 bucks for both.

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Anyone care to share their favorite and somewhat cheap energy supplements? I’ve recently discovered the awesomeness of 4 hour energy max strength (it’s the black bottle) plus low carb monster or sugar free (I think) rockstar. The combo gives you the kiss of life but it costs around 7 bucks for both.

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I am on a caffiene IV drip every morning for an hour, but that is just me.

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Anyone care to share their favorite and somewhat cheap energy supplements? I’ve recently discovered the awesomeness of 4 hour energy max strength (it’s the black bottle) plus low carb monster or sugar free (I think) rockstar. The combo gives you the kiss of life but it costs around 7 bucks for both.

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Spend 39 bucks on a fat burner

I get uo at four thirty and drink coffee. On the drive to the gym I drink a rock star hydrate that’s the yellow one. Sometimes I drink the ginormous one they sell them at this cheap mexican grocery store for two bucks. Then sometimes AT the gym I drink a five hour. So um yeah…

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Anyone care to share their favorite and somewhat cheap energy supplements? I’ve recently discovered the awesomeness of 4 hour energy max strength (it’s the black bottle) plus low carb monster or sugar free (I think) rockstar. The combo gives you the kiss of life but it costs around 7 bucks for both.

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I just grabbed a few of the Spike Shooters- the little bottles. I love the orange gold flavor. I don’t care about the price, frankly, it tastes better than any of the other energy shots and it doesn’t make me burp weird afterwards.

Good morning. Today is a very good day. May 2 will always be a good day.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Good morning. Today is a very good day. May 2 will always be a good day.[/quote]

why? didja spend all day yesterday dancing around the maypole?