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[quote]nlmain wrote:
'tis friday!

beer and hand and no plans. this will go so wrong so fast.[/quote]
NO COMMENT :wink:

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Can zombies be trained to open car doors?

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Can zombies be trained to open car doors?[/quote]

even the kittehs can be trained.

Hi Christine…where you been?

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[quote]nlmain wrote:
'tis friday!

beer and hand and no plans. this will go so wrong so fast.[/quote]

or sooooooo good.

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Dude I’m typing on tn with my phone.

Helly Hot

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Ponce, was he even at YOUR car? [/quote]

Yes. I walked outside with him and made him show me what car he went up to.

How do people not bother to figure shit out on their own?

I don’t get it.

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Can zombies be trained to open car doors?[/quote]

Drive by posting?

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yep still sick still at work!

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Hi. Thank goodness the week is over. It’s been a shitty week.

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Max puttin’ in work at the gym, about to go kill off some broccoli, tomatoes, and chicken.

Feel better pirate !

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One of my female friends invited me to a titty bar. I checked my bank account and told her I was just going to stay in tonight. I think I made the right decision.

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Actually quite clever indeed T!

EDIT: I see why you thought not clever but really if she digs you she’ll try again.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Hi. Thank goodness the week is over. It’s been a shitty week.[/quote]

I concurr, Grneyes

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[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
One of my female friends invited me to a titty bar. I checked my bank account and told her I was just going to stay in tonight. I think I made the right decision.[/quote]

That’s like I want to go to the casino but my bank account can’t afford it…

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I did want to go! However,my disability checks are only paying me less than what I expected and I have to plan my nights more carefully until the end of May.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
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Every Bunny, LOL!

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[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
I did want to go! However,my disability checks are only paying me less than what I expected and I have to plan my nights more carefully until the end of May.[/quote]

Have your friend buy you dances.

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Camelot is a great fucking show.