Ever Feel Like A Thread Killer? 39

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
That makes up for forgetting me initially.[/quote]

never forgotten, P-girl.

we are interested in what TB is thinking, none of us can understand the recent turn of events.

you didn’t mention marriage, did you?
[/quote]

No, his life did. Of the people he sees everyday, last week; his best friend eloped, one had a baby and one casually dropped that his gf is 4 months pregnant. This prompted him to want to buy an rv and become a nomad.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, what about me?[/quote]

lets see, you are going to school at BYU, you have a summer internship at a call center in Houston, you used to work for Chic Fila, you are getting married, your woman wears a thong, you are waiting to have sex, your soon to go on a mission, your parents are going on a mission soon for the church. you do train in a gym sporadicly, and are big and strong, but could use to cut out some carbs IMO.

have I left anything out?[/quote]

I have a summer internship at a Geological services company. I’m gunning for a call center temp job now. I already went on a mission.

Yeah, my gym going has been sporadic, but this past week has been better, as will spring term when I transfer my focus from lifting to conditioning.[/quote]

What kind of call center job?

I would like to inform everyone that a dinner of chocolate covered popcorn and beer is not a good idea. It leads to tummy aches. I have conducted the experiment and the results are definitive.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I would like to inform everyone that a dinner of chocolate covered popcorn and beer is not a good idea. It leads to tummy aches. I have conducted the experiment and the results are definitive. [/quote]

But if N=1…then you need many more runs of that experiment.

Why the FUCK are people on Craigslist such low balling MOTHERFUCKERS?

I list something for $210 and I show links to completed eBay listings of the same fucking thing going for $255. Emails:

Him: “I can only offer you $190 for it…”

Me: “Why so generous? Why not $140? I think that’s fair.”

Him: “Can we do $180?”

Me: “Why not you pick it up for free and just pay my gas to make the trip out to meet you?”

No, you penny pinching cheap motherfucker, I can only piss on your offer.

About to give a speech tomorrow to my former college re: state of the job market.

Feelin a little Glenn Garry Glen Ross: “You know why you fuckers can’t find jobs? Because you’re on FACEBOOK ALL FUCKING LECTURE instead of paying attention and standing out. It’s not the job market. It’s YOU.”

It’s fucking 3am and this insomnia is killing me, fack !

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I would like to inform everyone that a dinner of chocolate covered popcorn and beer is not a good idea. It leads to tummy aches. I have conducted the experiment and the results are definitive. [/quote]

But if N=1…then you need many more runs of that experiment.

Why the FUCK are people on Craigslist such low balling MOTHERFUCKERS?

I list something for $210 and I show links to completed eBay listings of the same fucking thing going for $255. Emails:

Him: “I can only offer you $190 for it…”

Me: “Why so generous? Why not $140? I think that’s fair.”

Him: “Can we do $180?”

Me: “Why not you pick it up for free and just pay my gas to make the trip out to meet you?”

No, you penny pinching cheap motherfucker, I can only piss on your offer.[/quote]

I do believe $99 to be a fair offer, but you have to pay for my round trip plan tickets, and missing time off of work. deal?

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, what about me?[/quote]

lets see, you are going to school at BYU, you have a summer internship at a call center in Houston, you used to work for Chic Fila, you are getting married, your woman wears a thong, you are waiting to have sex, your soon to go on a mission, your parents are going on a mission soon for the church. you do train in a gym sporadicly, and are big and strong, but could use to cut out some carbs IMO.

have I left anything out?[/quote]

I have a summer internship at a Geological services company. I’m gunning for a call center temp job now. I already went on a mission.

Yeah, my gym going has been sporadic, but this past week has been better, as will spring term when I transfer my focus from lifting to conditioning.[/quote]

Mkay, this is good info, where did you go on your mission, and what are your training goals this year?[/quote]

I started in Tacoma washington and then after surgery was reassigned to Riverside California.

Training goals this year are to focus on condition and drop fat before the wedding in June, then keep it off all summer (not sure yet what I’ll be doing for working out in Houston), and then start to bulk up/ refocus on strength come Sept/Oct, work up to 365 bench, 550+pound squat and deadlift.[/quote]

Well if you are on the south side of Houston I know a few places.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, what about me?[/quote]

lets see, you are going to school at BYU, you have a summer internship at a call center in Houston, you used to work for Chic Fila, you are getting married, your woman wears a thong, you are waiting to have sex, your soon to go on a mission, your parents are going on a mission soon for the church. you do train in a gym sporadicly, and are big and strong, but could use to cut out some carbs IMO.

have I left anything out?[/quote]

I have a summer internship at a Geological services company. I’m gunning for a call center temp job now. I already went on a mission.

Yeah, my gym going has been sporadic, but this past week has been better, as will spring term when I transfer my focus from lifting to conditioning.[/quote]

What kind of call center job?[/quote]

Working for spark.net- the company that owns jdate (a jewish online dating service) and christian mingle (christian online dating). Just answering support calls and stuff. Also have an interview for a call center position with a pest- control selling company.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, what about me?[/quote]

lets see, you are going to school at BYU, you have a summer internship at a call center in Houston, you used to work for Chic Fila, you are getting married, your woman wears a thong, you are waiting to have sex, your soon to go on a mission, your parents are going on a mission soon for the church. you do train in a gym sporadicly, and are big and strong, but could use to cut out some carbs IMO.

have I left anything out?[/quote]

I have a summer internship at a Geological services company. I’m gunning for a call center temp job now. I already went on a mission.

Yeah, my gym going has been sporadic, but this past week has been better, as will spring term when I transfer my focus from lifting to conditioning.[/quote]

Mkay, this is good info, where did you go on your mission, and what are your training goals this year?[/quote]

I started in Tacoma washington and then after surgery was reassigned to Riverside California.

Training goals this year are to focus on condition and drop fat before the wedding in June, then keep it off all summer (not sure yet what I’ll be doing for working out in Houston), and then start to bulk up/ refocus on strength come Sept/Oct, work up to 365 bench, 550+pound squat and deadlift.[/quote]

Well if you are on the south side of Houston I know a few places. [/quote]

I’ll be more on the east side, but in the loop still.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, what about me?[/quote]

lets see, you are going to school at BYU, you have a summer internship at a call center in Houston, you used to work for Chic Fila, you are getting married, your woman wears a thong, you are waiting to have sex, your soon to go on a mission, your parents are going on a mission soon for the church. you do train in a gym sporadicly, and are big and strong, but could use to cut out some carbs IMO.

have I left anything out?[/quote]

I have a summer internship at a Geological services company. I’m gunning for a call center temp job now. I already went on a mission.

Yeah, my gym going has been sporadic, but this past week has been better, as will spring term when I transfer my focus from lifting to conditioning.[/quote]

Mkay, this is good info, where did you go on your mission, and what are your training goals this year?[/quote]

I started in Tacoma washington and then after surgery was reassigned to Riverside California.

Training goals this year are to focus on condition and drop fat before the wedding in June, then keep it off all summer (not sure yet what I’ll be doing for working out in Houston), and then start to bulk up/ refocus on strength come Sept/Oct, work up to 365 bench, 550+pound squat and deadlift.[/quote]

Well if you are on the south side of Houston I know a few places. [/quote]

I’ll be more on the east side, but in the loop still.[/quote]

Where at Pasedena, Baytown where at?

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
I’ll be more on the east side, but in the loop still.[/quote]

Where at Pasedena, Baytown where at?
[/quote]

Around Westchase area, near the westpark tollway and beltway 8.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
I’ll be more on the east side, but in the loop still.[/quote]

Where at Pasedena, Baytown where at?
[/quote]

Around Westchase area, near the westpark tollway and beltway 8.[/quote]

So that is the Westside of town near Sugarland.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Why the FUCK are people on Craigslist such low balling MOTHERFUCKERS?
[/quote]
Seriously.

I listed my bike for 4500, and a dude was like “I’ll give you 3000”

“Uh, no you won’t.”

Cheap fucks

Oh, and hey guys!

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
I’ll be more on the east side, but in the loop still.[/quote]

Where at Pasedena, Baytown where at?
[/quote]

Around Westchase area, near the westpark tollway and beltway 8.[/quote]

So that is the Westside of town near Sugarland.[/quote]

that general area, yes. I don’t know why I said east side.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
I’ll be more on the east side, but in the loop still.[/quote]

Where at Pasedena, Baytown where at?
[/quote]

Around Westchase area, near the westpark tollway and beltway 8.[/quote]

So that is the Westside of town near Sugarland.[/quote]

that general area, yes. I don’t know why I said east side.[/quote]

there is a powerlifting gym near there, one of the actual strongman competitors owns it.

Here you go brother.

Thanks! Although to be honest, right now housing is up in the air. We have a standing offer from my parents to live with them, but I don’t know if that’s the smartest thing since we’ll literally be brand new newlyweds. It’ll be pricey, but the places we’re looking at are all in that area and really close to where I’ll be working.

[quote]byukid wrote:
Thanks! Although to be honest, right now housing is up in the air. We have a standing offer from my parents to live with them, but I don’t know if that’s the smartest thing since we’ll literally be brand new newlyweds. It’ll be pricey, but the places we’re looking at are all in that area and really close to where I’ll be working.[/quote]

So your parents live in Houston?

Newlywed living with parents, not a good idea in my opinion. Puts way, way to much stress on any marriage.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Thanks! Although to be honest, right now housing is up in the air. We have a standing offer from my parents to live with them, but I don’t know if that’s the smartest thing since we’ll literally be brand new newlyweds. It’ll be pricey, but the places we’re looking at are all in that area and really close to where I’ll be working.[/quote]

So your parents live in Houston?

Newlywed living with parents, not a good idea in my opinion. Puts way, way to much stress on any marriage.[/quote]

Yeah, I’m from there actually- Spring/ Woodlands area. And I agree, but it’s a super generous offer and I feel bad turning it down, since it will save us close to 1500$. Even though I’m not that dead set on things, the woman is, and I’m following her lead on this one.