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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
So, BYU she know like nothing about her own anatomy, huh? [/quote]

basically. not that I know much more, but I do understand some things. I swear we need to have the premarital class offered by byu. And so help me if they mention hymen expander I am going to kill a baby walrus.[/quote]

Dude, it’s not even a matter of sex. It’s a matter of basic human anatomy at this point. If anything she’d want to expand her vaginal canal, because that’s what will be ‘tight’. Her cervix is at the very end of the vaginal canal and the only thing going through it (for the most part) is sperm and babies.

If she knows so little about her anatomy, is she going to be sticking anything inside her as prep anyway? [/quote]

If I knew the answer to that I would finally be able to end this conversation with her.

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[quote]byukid wrote:
If I knew the answer to that I would finally be able to end this conversation with her.[/quote]

Oh that’s easy. Get her a dildo, tell her it’s the best practice and let her do what she wants with it.

In all honesty, I think she may just be messing with you, with a hint of worry. She’s managed to make you think about sex and her all day.

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http://shop.dr-arabin.com/index.php/cat/c14_Scheidendehner.html

so I imagine they’re something like this. I literally cannot see the difference between this and a dildo and she doesn’t use toys.

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[quote]byukid wrote:
http://shop.dr-arabin.com/index.php/cat/c14_Scheidendehner.html

so I imagine they’re something like this. I literally cannot see the difference between this and a dildo and she doesn’t use toys.[/quote]

Names make a huge difference. Many sex shops don’t sell any dildos, just medicinal devices. Look into the history of vibrators, it’s actually pretty interesting.

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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
http://shop.dr-arabin.com/index.php/cat/c14_Scheidendehner.html

so I imagine they’re something like this. I literally cannot see the difference between this and a dildo and she doesn’t use toys.[/quote]

Names make a huge difference. Many sex shops don’t sell any dildos, just medicinal devices. Look into the history of vibrators, it’s actually pretty interesting.[/quote]

Hahahaha, oh man. I want to make it clear I’m excited for sex, but it doesn’t consume me. It is fascinating. I’m glad my woman and I can be open and honest about things. I dated a girl prior to my mission work and she acted like she never had heard the word sex. I came home and found out she had gotten preggo from some dude and apparently she opened up to sex about 6 months after we broke up and went to the total extreme or banging anything that moved.

Anyway, point is, no matter how it goes I’m going to have sex and that thought brings me a lot of happiness.

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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
http://shop.dr-arabin.com/index.php/cat/c14_Scheidendehner.html

so I imagine they’re something like this. I literally cannot see the difference between this and a dildo and she doesn’t use toys.[/quote]

Names make a huge difference. Many sex shops don’t sell any dildos, just medicinal devices. Look into the history of vibrators, it’s actually pretty interesting.[/quote]

Haha, I remember seeing “massagers” in catalogs as a kid and thinking they were oddly shaped.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
My gf smiles with a straight face. Its like she doesnt know how to smile.Its really awkward when she tries.

Her eyes sparkle though. So green. Amazing.

<3

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My smiles are straight or pointed down.[/quote]

Dude, how? Why? lol

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Probably because of my cheeks and muscle/bone structure. If I smile real big they’ll point up, but unless I laugh it’s usually just straight or down.[/quote]

That’s what it is. My girl has a squarish jaw.It makes sense now. lol

Never really considered that. I always assumed she just didnt know how to smile.[/quote]

Yeah, square jaw here, plus I never smiled when I was a kid.[/quote]

Poor Chris, wanna hug? Maybe meet my girl so you two can freak people out with your emotionless smiles?[/quote]

I laugh too much so no one notices.[/quote]

Why don’t you wanna hang out with me Chris?[/quote]
I would love to hang out with you, do you have a pair of dancing boots and a cowboy hat? We could go two steppin’.[/quote]

We might need a compromise.

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[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]

I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.

I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]

Exactly they probably have anal ones also, but that can wait until the honeymoon. :slight_smile: [/quote]

haha, she’s alread nixed anal, and to be honest it’s never interested me. [/quote]

mmmm Poopdick.

Nothing like it

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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
I think what she’s thinking is that she wants a cervix expander, which I looked them up and they look like medieval torture devices.[/quote]

She would only need a cervix expander if she’s being artificially inseminated, having tests done at the OBGYN, or if you guys are seriously kinky.
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OR

wait for it

If he had a long MASSIVE cock.

was that too much?

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
I think what she’s thinking is that she wants a cervix expander, which I looked them up and they look like medieval torture devices.[/quote]

She would only need a cervix expander if she’s being artificially inseminated, having tests done at the OBGYN, or if you guys are seriously kinky.
[/quote]

OR

wait for it

If he had a long MASSIVE cock.

was that too much?[/quote]

POIDH, byukid.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
I think what she’s thinking is that she wants a cervix expander, which I looked them up and they look like medieval torture devices.[/quote]

She would only need a cervix expander if she’s being artificially inseminated, having tests done at the OBGYN, or if you guys are seriously kinky.
[/quote]

OR

wait for it

If he had a long MASSIVE cock.

was that too much?[/quote]

POIDH, byukid.[/quote]

Sorry, it’d be way not Mormon of me to do that. Besides, I’m Mormon so you know i’m honest about these things.

HAHAHAHA just kidding. I did send a pic of it to a girl once. I know, I’m going to hell for that.

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Also, I can’t believe how much of this TK has been about my non-existent sex life. For a new topic:

What’s your favorite article of clothing? I have a pair of lacoste shoes that I love. I might be gay for loving them, but I don’t even care. They’ve been through a lot, but I don’t think I could get rid of them.

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[quote]byukid wrote:
What’s your favorite article of clothing? [/quote]

The thigh highs my wife wears when I’ve been a good boy.

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[quote]byukid wrote:
Also, I can’t believe how much of this TK has been about my non-existent sex life. For a new topic:

What’s your favorite article of clothing? I have a pair of lacoste shoes that I love. I might be gay for loving them, but I don’t even care. They’ve been through a lot, but I don’t think I could get rid of them.[/quote]

I’ve already posted mine before its this t shirt <3

I used to love this pair of lined white adidas pants but they’re pretty much too big now.

I have a pair of Levi’s 515s that I’m obsessed with also (ok, by a pair I mean a pair in every color that Levi’s makes LOL)

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so true!

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[quote]byukid wrote:
Also, I can’t believe how much of this TK has been about my non-existent sex life. For a new topic:

What’s your favorite article of clothing? I have a pair of lacoste shoes that I love. I might be gay for loving them, but I don’t even care. They’ve been through a lot, but I don’t think I could get rid of them.[/quote]

I have a pair of leather pants with D-Rings on them. They look sick with the chains, they were silver but I painted them green.

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:
so true![/quote]

Nope, I don’t even notice them.

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This is pretty well done.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Everyone remember to go to Mass tomorrow and get your Ash! What is everyone doing for Lent?[/quote]

Umm…nada. But I am going to an Ostara ritual on the 19th.[/quote]

Oh, what is that?[/quote]

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[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m pretty sure that cooking eggs actually makes the protein in them more accessible to being digested. No idea about teh meatz. I think cooking protein powder ‘ruins’ it in the sense that you change the structure in a way that makes it unpalatable, not indigestible. [/quote]

Hmmm…so all the peeps who put it in oatmeal and waffles and pancakes are pretty much not adding anything to their meals?