[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Exactly they probably have anal ones also, but that can wait until the honeymoon. [/quote]
haha, she’s alread nixed anal, and to be honest it’s never interested me.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Exactly they probably have anal ones also, but that can wait until the honeymoon. [/quote]
haha, she’s alread nixed anal, and to be honest it’s never interested me. [/quote]
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding. [/quote]
Damn let the kid have his sex toys, better to have them early on in the relationship.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding. [/quote]
That’s what I told her but she insists there is a thing.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding. [/quote]
Damn let the kid have his sex toys, better to have them early on in the relationship.[/quote]
Really? Isn’t it fun to have something to grow into? Why whip out the whole drawer from the start? There’s something about the potential of the untried that’s nice.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding. [/quote]
That’s what I told her but she insists there is a thing.[/quote]
There’s not, think about it. It’s like a layer of saran wrap over a bowl. If there is no give it takes very little effort to get through it. If there’s a lot of give, you have to put a lot of force into break through the saran wrap. Even if it were possible she does not want a hymen with a lot of give.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]
I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.
I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]
Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding. [/quote]
That’s what I told her but she insists there is a thing.[/quote]
There’s not, think about it. It’s like a layer of saran wrap over a bowl. If there is no give it takes very little effort to get through it. If there’s a lot of give, you have to put a lot of force into break through the saran wrap. Even if it were possible she does not want a hymen with a lot of give.
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I think what she’s thinking is that she wants a cervix expander, which I looked them up and they look like medieval torture devices.
[quote]byukid wrote:
I think what she’s thinking is that she wants a cervix expander, which I looked them up and they look like medieval torture devices.[/quote]
She would only need a cervix expander if she’s being artificially inseminated, having tests done at the OBGYN, or if you guys are seriously kinky.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
So, BYU she know like nothing about her own anatomy, huh? [/quote]
basically. not that I know much more, but I do understand some things. I swear we need to have the premarital class offered by byu. And so help me if they mention hymen expander I am going to kill a baby walrus.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
So, BYU she know like nothing about her own anatomy, huh? [/quote]
Hence the toys.
About your earlier comment, I truely believe a woman should orgasm just like a man, everytime. BYU is going to be popping off about 30 seconds into the deal, so at least the toys may bring her to orgasm so they can have a successful relationship.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
So, BYU she know like nothing about her own anatomy, huh? [/quote]
Hence the toys.
About your earlier comment, I truely believe a woman should orgasm just like a man, everytime. BYU is going to be popping off about 30 seconds into the deal, so at least the toys may bring her to orgasm so they can have a successful relationship. [/quote]
My plan is just a lot of other techniques prior to penetration. I can almost get her there with just neck kissing and having my hand in the right place with the right pressure.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
So, BYU she know like nothing about her own anatomy, huh? [/quote]
basically. not that I know much more, but I do understand some things. I swear we need to have the premarital class offered by byu. And so help me if they mention hymen expander I am going to kill a baby walrus.[/quote]
Dude, it’s not even a matter of sex. It’s a matter of basic human anatomy at this point. If anything she’d want to expand her vaginal canal, because that’s what will be ‘tight’. Her cervix is at the very end of the vaginal canal and the only thing going through it (for the most part) is sperm and babies.
If she knows so little about her anatomy, is she going to be sticking anything inside her as prep anyway?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
So, BYU she know like nothing about her own anatomy, huh? [/quote]
Hence the toys.
About your earlier comment, I truely believe a woman should orgasm just like a man, everytime. BYU is going to be popping off about 30 seconds into the deal, so at least the toys may bring her to orgasm so they can have a successful relationship. [/quote]
My plan is just a lot of other techniques prior to penetration. I can almost get her there with just neck kissing and having my hand in the right place with the right pressure.[/quote]
Just dont pull a gump. I will leave it to the females on the proper training of foreplay.
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