Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer 37

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]

Yup. He needs to get laid![/quote]

I’m glad you support this.

Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know about “hymen expanders” or “cervix expanders?” Allegedly it’ll make her first time a lot less painful, but I’m not sure how I feel about this all. It makes me very uncomfortable when she talks about it. [/quote]

First, lots of fingering helps before the actual penetration and also if shes on top, that way her body is open and vertical and easier to take you. Lying on your back in missionary style collapses the vaginal tunnel which makes it difficult for penetration.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]

I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.

I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]

Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding. [/quote]

That’s what I told her but she insists there is a thing.[/quote]

There’s not, think about it. It’s like a layer of saran wrap over a bowl. If there is no give it takes very little effort to get through it. If there’s a lot of give, you have to put a lot of force into break through the saran wrap. Even if it were possible she does not want a hymen with a lot of give.
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I think what she’s thinking is that she wants a cervix expander, which I looked them up and they look like medieval torture devices.[/quote]

Besides she might not even have a hymen anymore. They’re actually right at the entrance of the vagina, not inside it and can be broken by physical activity such as horseback riding, gymnastics, and other things. I think you should do down and take a look…if there’s nothing covering her, then all she has to worry about is the size issue.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Don’t listen to the product reviews, the ones about Desire, or the ones where they read erotica. They’re weird and not informative.[/quote]

I’m listening to the first time one. I was really hoping they knew about hymen expanders.

I’m uncomfortable because I’ve never heard of them, and it seems like just a set of short, graduated dildos.[/quote]

Hymen Expanders aren’t a thing. The hymen is a thin layer of tissue, there’s no expanding. [/quote]

That’s what I told her but she insists there is a thing.[/quote]

There’s not, think about it. It’s like a layer of saran wrap over a bowl. If there is no give it takes very little effort to get through it. If there’s a lot of give, you have to put a lot of force into break through the saran wrap. Even if it were possible she does not want a hymen with a lot of give.
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I think what she’s thinking is that she wants a cervix expander, which I looked them up and they look like medieval torture devices.[/quote]

Besides she might not even have a hymen anymore. They’re actually right at the entrance of the vagina, not inside it and can be broken by physical activity such as horseback riding, gymnastics, and other things. I think you should do down and take a look…if there’s nothing covering her, then all she has to worry about is the size issue.[/quote]

The hymen looks something like this?

If BYUkid gets too close to the hymen…

One of the worst pick up lines ever: What’s your boyfriends name?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
If BYUkid gets too close to the hymen…[/quote]

It’s not a perfect metaphor. I went with something easy to relate to.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m pretty sure that cooking eggs actually makes the protein in them more accessible to being digested. No idea about teh meatz. I think cooking protein powder ‘ruins’ it in the sense that you change the structure in a way that makes it unpalatable, not indigestible. [/quote]

Hmmm…so all the peeps who put it in oatmeal and waffles and pancakes are pretty much not adding anything to their meals?[/quote]

No they are adding to the meal. Cooking protein powder makes the consistency weird if you don’t do it right which then makes it taste and feel gross. If you do it right, it’s fine. I’m pretty sure consistency is the main problem with cooking it, but I’m not an expert.

This calico looks just like our cat Amber…

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
This calico looks just like our cat Amber…[/quote]

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
This calico looks just like our cat Amber…[/quote]
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LOL…they are totally opposite! I love it! Though I bet Gracie is the one who thinks “why in the world did you get her??”

so ah… every time I talk about penis everyone runs away and comes back slowly ignoring it.

I’ve found the way to truly kill this thread.

So ah, what should I do for my 10k post?

BYU, virgins have been having sex since the beginning of time without any damn contraptions. Enough of this crazy talk. Favorite article of clothing right now is Nike pants. Most comfy ever. Flattering too.

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
BYU, virgins have been having sex since the beginning of time without any damn contraptions. Enough of this crazy talk. Favorite article of clothing right now is Nike pants. Most comfy ever. Flattering too.[/quote]

The woman and I had a long talk about it tonight. I expressed my discomfort with the whole idea, pointing out that exact thing, how it wasn’t that I didn’t care about her being in pain but that we could make it less painful without those things, that we wouldn’t do anything too fast that would cause her excessive pain, etc.

Basically this is what I think: she has older sisters who went to the marital prep classes at BYU (apparently the only place that has the vagina dilators because it’s basically only mormons that plan to lose their virginity in that way) who all did it, and so she feels like it’s something she needs to do prior to that. I’m just incredibly uncomfortable with it, and I told her as much, but also that if she really felt it was a necessity it wasn’t like I would stop her from doing that.

I also stumped her by asking her how it was different than buying a set of graduated dildos aside from the fact that she wouldn’t be pleasuring herself, and if she’d be comfortable buying graduated dildos instead and using them to dilate.

Her only thing is apparently it causes less pain. I pointed out that she can’t know that because people who use them obviously wouldn’t know if it was more or less painful than without them, and people who don’t wouldn’t know either, so it’s basically a crapshoot.

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Ah
Haha!
Are you a Pisces Grny? <3. You are arent you! ?! <3

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
so ah… every time I talk about penis everyone runs away and comes back slowly ignoring it.

I’ve found the way to truly kill this thread.

So ah, what should I do for my 10k post?[/quote]

Penis?
I <3 Penis!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
so ah… every time I talk about penis everyone runs away and comes back slowly ignoring it.

I’ve found the way to truly kill this thread.

So ah, what should I do for my 10k post?[/quote]

Penis?
I <3 Penis![/quote]

Me too! If you think you are going to kill this thread by talking about penis, then you are coo coo for cocopuffs!

morning! going back to bed!

a cat themed one.