pch2, just drop small hints. Don’t be obvious.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]
The mormon adage: “Marry early, marry often”
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
As a guy whose girl is dying to know when we’re getting engaged, very bad idea. I’m stressed enough already. Also, sorry you’re on your period. My girlfriend gets horrific, debilitating cramps (as in, she can’t move for about an hour because she’s doubled over in pain) and I feel like I can’t do anythng about it.[/quote]
But at least you know that eventually you will be. I don’t have that reassurance. We’ve had the monagamy talk, but not the “I’m getting old, lets get married NOW” talk. He’s waiting to hear from a job in the next month and currently has the flu, so I’m not bringing it up now, but I’m feeling a bit insane. How is she getting married? AAAHHH!
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How long have you guys been dating cereal?[/quote]
Like 6 months, but 3 of them have been long distance. We’re both almost 30 though, doesn’t time mean less as you get older? I’ve been waiting to talk about it until he knows is job situation which is supposed to be mid march. If he gets it he’s in CLE for at least 5 years, if not idk.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Calling TB and asking if we’re getting engaged any time soon - bad idea? [/quote]
Bad Idea.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]
I would like engaged before 30. I’m a brown kid, do you know how much shit I get for being so old and single?
[quote]byukid wrote:
pch2, just drop small hints. Don’t be obvious. [/quote]
How am I supposed to do this? Examples please? He’s very skittish and scares easily.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]
Yup. He needs to get laid!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
pch2, just drop small hints. Don’t be obvious. [/quote]
How am I supposed to do this? Examples please? He’s very skittish and scares easily.[/quote]
Just… okay, to be honest I have no clue. Maybe just say “I’M GETTING OLD GIVE ME BABIES”
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
One of my undergrad roommates just got engaged and its driving me insane, and it’s the first day of my period. I will be unleashing my hormones on you guys rather then less hardy innocent bystanders.
Calling TB and asking if we’re getting engaged any time soon - bad idea? [/quote]
And women wonder why men freak out and run away…[/quote]
It’s not a matter of wondering why, I know it’ll freak him out to get a midday insane girl call, it’s more of a matter of being able to help it. In any other insane girl situation I would call him, so finding an alternative outlet is the issue. It makes perfect sense. WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?
:)[/quote]
Do you make him kiss you after you swallow?
If he does, as long as you don’t freak him out, he will marry you.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
pch2, just drop small hints. Don’t be obvious. [/quote]
How am I supposed to do this? Examples please? He’s very skittish and scares easily.[/quote]
Very skittish?
So this girl that got engaged actually gave you the perfect opportunity. Mention that and see how he acts the rest of the night. You will have your answer right there.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]
Yup. He needs to get laid![/quote]
I’m glad you support this.
Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know about “hymen expanders” or “cervix expanders?” Allegedly it’ll make her first time a lot less painful, but I’m not sure how I feel about this all. It makes me very uncomfortable when she talks about it.
<leaves the room, and slams the door on the way out>
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
pch2, just drop small hints. Don’t be obvious. [/quote]
How am I supposed to do this? Examples please? He’s very skittish and scares easily.[/quote]
Very skittish?
So this girl that got engaged actually gave you the perfect opportunity. Mention that and see how he acts the rest of the night. You will have your answer right there. [/quote]
I don’t know how to describe skittish. Well, I guess I should have said, he’s not very in touch with his feelings. Most people assume he has none. You know that permutation of man.
He’s 6 hours away! There’s no way to gauge how he acts for the rest of the night.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
<leaves the room, and slams the door on the way out>[/quote]
This! This is what I mean by skittish! He’s very much an Edgy permutation.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
pch2, just drop small hints. Don’t be obvious. [/quote]
How am I supposed to do this? Examples please? He’s very skittish and scares easily.[/quote]
Very skittish?
So this girl that got engaged actually gave you the perfect opportunity. Mention that and see how he acts the rest of the night. You will have your answer right there. [/quote]
I don’t know how to describe skittish. Well, I guess I should have said, he’s not very in touch with his feelings. Most people assume he has none. You know that permutation of man.
He’s 6 hours away! There’s no way to gauge how he acts for the rest of the night.
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Then you have to wait to talk about until the next time you see him.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]
Yup. He needs to get laid![/quote]
I’m glad you support this.
Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know about “hymen expanders” or “cervix expanders?” Allegedly it’ll make her first time a lot less painful, but I’m not sure how I feel about this all. It makes me very uncomfortable when she talks about it. [/quote]
Yeah, it’s called your fingers.
If she is going to bang a cold steel apparatus before marriage, you shoudl at least get to watch
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Do you make him kiss you after you swallow?
If he does, as long as you don’t freak him out, he will marry you.[/quote]
I’m unable to ‘make’ him do anything, but he does. I don’t see how being open about sex is an indication of anything.
I’ve seen people do dirty dirty things with people they will never see again.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]
Yup. He needs to get laid![/quote]
I’m glad you support this.
Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know about “hymen expanders” or “cervix expanders?” Allegedly it’ll make her first time a lot less painful, but I’m not sure how I feel about this all. It makes me very uncomfortable when she talks about it. [/quote]
Yeah, it’s called your fingers.
If she is going to bang a cold steel apparatus before marriage, you shoudl at least get to watch[/quote]
THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Do you make him kiss you after you swallow?
If he does, as long as you don’t freak him out, he will marry you.[/quote]
I’m unable to ‘make’ him do anything, but he does. I don’t see how being open about sex is an indication of anything.
I’ve seen people do dirty dirty things with people they will never see again.
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It’s a joke.
You are on your period aren’t you.
The key here is to relax and let life take its course. What will be, will be. You can’t force a marriage because you want it. If you do, you will end up divorced and with half his shit.
Just let your love together eitehr become one, or break apart. Don’t force shit, it never works out in the end.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.[/quote]
Yup. He needs to get laid![/quote]
I’m glad you support this.
Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know about “hymen expanders” or “cervix expanders?” Allegedly it’ll make her first time a lot less painful, but I’m not sure how I feel about this all. It makes me very uncomfortable when she talks about it. [/quote]
Yeah, it’s called your fingers.
If she is going to bang a cold steel apparatus before marriage, you shoudl at least get to watch[/quote]
Damn Beans, you’re on fire today!