So last night I fell asleep on the woman’s lap and apparently I developed a massive hardon because when I awoke she basically said, “I am scared of how big your penis is” and now she’s worried about size issues (she is a tiny girl, it’s really not that big, only 11 inches).
[quote]byukid wrote:
So last night I fell asleep on the woman’s lap and apparently I developed a massive hardon because when I awoke she basically said, “I am scared of how big your penis is” and now she’s worried about size issues (she is a tiny girl, it’s really not that big, only 11 inches).[/quote]
Hahahahahahahahaha blind women can be fun to date.
Hahaha kid, nice!
And even yesterday’s PWO cheesecake can act like today’s PreWO cheesecake, right?
Morning kids, got my hair did at the barber and god damn do those boys know how to fade.
Must refrain from informing any employees with Ash on their heads today: “You missed a spot”
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
when is easter?[/quote]
There’s a joke about your ‘eggs’ here, I just can’t put it together yet…
Sup peeps?
So… Fucking… Tired…
Might get out in enough time to hit back tonight too.
Hey beans during tax season when do you hit the gym? Before or after work?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Hey beans during tax season when do you hit the gym? Before or after work?[/quote]
After on Wednesday and Friday, and Sunday afternoon.
I get home between 12-2am… I can’t get up at 430am to lift, I’ll die with that little sleep.
Protein hot chocolate is a no no. And really gross. Don’t try to mix protein and anything boiling.
You can do warm chocolate, though first dissolve protein in something cold/RT then add ‘hot’ to it once it’s mixed.
I’m pretty sure that cooking eggs actually makes the protein in them more accessible to being digested. No idea about teh meatz. I think cooking protein powder ‘ruins’ it in the sense that you change the structure in a way that makes it unpalatable, not indigestible.
Beansie!
Shit!
I’m in the same boat…
I started a program right in the middle of my busy season…again~
Swamped at work, new 7 week program w/ definite goals, rebuilding jeep.
Too much methinks.
help me to straighten out my head wouldja?
However, brewing coffee, adding ice and a couple scoops of chocolate protein power is awesome. The coffee makes the whey more awesome in the fact that it just does, regardless of teh science.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Beansie!
Shit!
I’m in the same boat…
I started a program right in the middle of my busy season…again~
Swamped at work, new 7 week program w/ definite goals, rebuilding jeep.
Too much methinks.
help me to straighten out my head wouldja?[/quote]
haha, only thing I can suggest is give up sleep and fap more.
One of my undergrad roommates just got engaged and its driving me insane, and it’s the first day of my period. I will be unleashing my hormones on you guys rather then less hardy innocent bystanders.
Calling TB and asking if we’re getting engaged any time soon - bad idea?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
One of my undergrad roommates just got engaged and its driving me insane, and it’s the first day of my period. I will be unleashing my hormones on you guys rather then less hardy innocent bystanders.
Calling TB and asking if we’re getting engaged any time soon - bad idea? [/quote]
As a guy whose girl is dying to know when we’re getting engaged, very bad idea. I’m stressed enough already. Also, sorry you’re on your period. My girlfriend gets horrific, debilitating cramps (as in, she can’t move for about an hour because she’s doubled over in pain) and I feel like I can’t do anythng about it.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
One of my undergrad roommates just got engaged and its driving me insane, and it’s the first day of my period. I will be unleashing my hormones on you guys rather then less hardy innocent bystanders.
Calling TB and asking if we’re getting engaged any time soon - bad idea? [/quote]
And women wonder why men freak out and run away…
[quote]byukid wrote:
As a guy whose girl is dying to know when we’re getting engaged, very bad idea. I’m stressed enough already. Also, sorry you’re on your period. My girlfriend gets horrific, debilitating cramps (as in, she can’t move for about an hour because she’s doubled over in pain) and I feel like I can’t do anythng about it.[/quote]
But at least you know that eventually you will be. I don’t have that reassurance. We’ve had the monagamy talk, but not the “I’m getting old, lets get married NOW” talk. He’s waiting to hear from a job in the next month and currently has the flu, so I’m not bringing it up now, but I’m feeling a bit insane. How is she getting married? AAAHHH!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
One of my undergrad roommates just got engaged and its driving me insane, and it’s the first day of my period. I will be unleashing my hormones on you guys rather then less hardy innocent bystanders.
Calling TB and asking if we’re getting engaged any time soon - bad idea? [/quote]
Dude, I have a shit ton of ‘less hardy innocent bystanders’ in my life too! It’s enough to make me scream. ( :
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
As a guy whose girl is dying to know when we’re getting engaged, very bad idea. I’m stressed enough already. Also, sorry you’re on your period. My girlfriend gets horrific, debilitating cramps (as in, she can’t move for about an hour because she’s doubled over in pain) and I feel like I can’t do anythng about it.[/quote]
But at least you know that eventually you will be. I don’t have that reassurance. We’ve had the monagamy talk, but not the “I’m getting old, lets get married NOW” talk. He’s waiting to hear from a job in the next month and currently has the flu, so I’m not bringing it up now, but I’m feeling a bit insane. How is she getting married? AAAHHH!
[/quote]
How long have you guys been dating cereal?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
One of my undergrad roommates just got engaged and its driving me insane, and it’s the first day of my period. I will be unleashing my hormones on you guys rather then less hardy innocent bystanders.
Calling TB and asking if we’re getting engaged any time soon - bad idea? [/quote]
And women wonder why men freak out and run away…[/quote]
It’s not a matter of wondering why, I know it’ll freak him out to get a midday insane girl call, it’s more of a matter of being able to help it. In any other insane girl situation I would call him, so finding an alternative outlet is the issue. It makes perfect sense. WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?
No one should even consider getting married before 30. Except byukid.