[quote]Edgy wrote:
Penis had no Beans.[/quote]
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So no offense to the women of TK, but chicks are crazy. I’m not saying men don’t have their faults, but women are batshit.
So with assumtion I give you:
The Young Man’s Rules for his Penis.
16-18 - Fuck anything that will let you as often as possible, but don’t get anyone preggers!
a) If you can get a LTR going, do it. Banging the same chick 12 times a week for 2 years will teach you how to fuck 100x times better than banging 200 different girls.
b) If you can become a cougar’s booty call, DO IT!
19-24 - Stay the fuck out of seriously committed relationships. No rings, no houses, no more than a year long lease on an Apt. Still no preggers
a) No more LTR. Have fun, do you, and don’t stress love and shit. Make money, play hard, and enjoy youth.
b) Either a cougar or 30 something booty call should still be on the menu.
24-27 - Start looking to settle down
a) If you find a girl over 28, single (never married*) with no kids that is attractive, she is fuckign crazy. There is something wrong if someone else hasn’t already tied that down.
b) Your booty call list should be much much shorter, and you should be Okay with that
28-31 - You better be married by the end of this or you are doomed to a life of crazy
31+ - You are married you don’t need your penis anymore… (sadface)
*Or otherwise never in a serious long term relationship.
I love you guys too.
Have a good day[/quote]
What brought this on?
The way i’ve handled relationships/sex/women in my life, almost goes against this template 100%. Ha.
I was just rambling Hungry…
And i was joking about the lack of sex while married. I still bone as much as possible.
asparagus, om nom nom
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I was just rambling Hungry…
And i was joking about the lack of sex while married. I still bone as much as possible.[/quote]
Ah… gotcha.
Greeny and I have “married sex” and “single person sex”.
Can you guys define “crazy women” for me? I have my own definition, but since I hear MANY guys say ALL women are crazy, i’m curious as to how other guys come to trhis conclusion.
Oh, Asparagus is AWESOME. I just had some mega-stalk Asparagus this past Sunday.
Does your piss still reek of asparagus, IH?
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Does your piss still reek of asparagus, IH?[/quote]
My urine smells like Swedish Fish:)
Yup I got canned. From what I heard it’s because the new owners wants an all girl staff.
Fuckers
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So no offense to the women of TK, but chicks are crazy. I’m not saying men don’t have their faults, but women are batshit.
So with assumtion I give you:
The Young Man’s Rules for his Penis.
16-18 - Fuck anything that will let you as often as possible, but don’t get anyone preggers!
a) If you can get a LTR going, do it. Banging the same chick 12 times a week for 2 years will teach you how to fuck 100x times better than banging 200 different girls.
b) If you can become a cougar’s booty call, DO IT!
19-24 - Stay the fuck out of seriously committed relationships. No rings, no houses, no more than a year long lease on an Apt. Still no preggers
a) No more LTR. Have fun, do you, and don’t stress love and shit. Make money, play hard, and enjoy youth.
b) Either a cougar or 30 something booty call should still be on the menu.
24-27 - Start looking to settle down
a) If you find a girl over 28, single (never married*) with no kids that is attractive, she is fuckign crazy. There is something wrong if someone else hasn’t already tied that down.
b) Your booty call list should be much much shorter, and you should be Okay with that
28-31 - You better be married by the end of this or you are doomed to a life of crazy
31+ - You are married you don’t need your penis anymore… (sadface)
*Or otherwise never in a serious long term relationship.
I love you guys too.
Have a good day[/quote]
You should start a sama thread with this post
Beansie don’t do SAMA.
thinks we’re all douchbags, trolls and haters.
I don’t take offense of that tho-
I don’t.
really.
Toots?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
thinks we’re all douchbags, trolls and haters.
[/quote]
I do not, lol.
I just don’t post there very often is all.
I can’t really explain why really.
All women are crazy:
Chick at work: My boyfirend likes the dog more than me, he cuddels with him more than me.
Me: I thought you said you hate cuddling
Chick: I do. Gross, GTFO. Don’t touch me.
Me: WFT?
Example #2
Me: remember that time we went for the long walk in the woods with the dogs and kissed all romantic like by the waterfall, and came home and had dirty dirty nookie?
Wife: No
Me: oh
Wife: Remember that time 4 years ago when you left one single spoon in the sink when you left for work?
Me: And you flipped the fuck out and hated my eternal soul for like 3 days about it?
Wife: Yeah that one
Me: No I don’t remember
Should I go on?
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Yup I got canned. From what I heard it’s because the new owners wants an all girl staff.
Fuckers[/quote]
Sucks dude. You should have told them you were cool with tucking it all back, and sporting a tube top to show off your hawt pecs!
Racists!
Yes Beans, PREACH ON BRUTHA!
Beans.
you are correct.
I could fill pages of stories about my interactions with the weaker sex.
all of them are crazy, unpredictable, confusing and illogical.
emotional, dramatic…
but.
I dig 'em.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Yup I got canned. From what I heard it’s because the new owners wants an all girl staff.
Fuckers[/quote]
Sucks dude. You should have told them you were cool with tucking it all back, and sporting a tube top to show off your hawt pecs!
Racists![/quote]
They said I had to shave mah legz so I peaced
hairy4life
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I do not, lol.
I just don’t post there very often is all.
I can’t really explain why really.[/quote]
You’d eat sama alive you sick, sick bastard
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
thinks we’re all douchbags, trolls and haters.
[/quote]
I do not, lol.
I just don’t post there very often is all.
I can’t really explain why really.
All women are crazy:
Chick at work: My boyfirend likes the dog more than me, he cuddels with him more than me.
Me: I thought you said you hate cuddling
Chick: I do. Gross, GTFO. Don’t touch me.
Me: WFT?
Example #2
Me: remember that time we went for the long walk in the woods with the dogs and kissed all romantic like by the waterfall, and came home and had dirty dirty nookie?
Wife: No
Me: oh
Wife: Remember that time 4 years ago when you left one single spoon in the sink when you left for work?
Me: And you flipped the fuck out and hated my eternal soul for like 3 days about it?
Wife: Yeah that one
Me: No I don’t remember
Should I go on?[/quote]
I call that “chick logic”, but yes… please go on:)
[quote]imhungry wrote:
“chick logic”[/quote]
Oxymoron?
Not you HUNGry.