[quote]pch2 wrote:
I went to get a new drives licence today, but it turns out I had my certificate of live birth, not my birth certificate. Birth certificates prove you were born and certificates of live birth that you were born alive? Shouldn’t just the born alive one suffice? The DMV worries that I was alive, but not born? [/quote]
Were you born?
After this post I am not convinced.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I went to get a new drives licence today, but it turns out I had my certificate of live birth, not my birth certificate. Birth certificates prove you were born and certificates of live birth that you were born alive? Shouldn’t just the born alive one suffice? The DMV worries that I was alive, but not born? [/quote]
Were you born?
After this post I am not convinced.[/quote]
I could send you a toe in the mail as proof.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Told you to stop going to interviews drunk. It went more like this:
Mgmt: We fired beans because he refused to comply.
Ink: What you mean?
Mgmt: We want someone to lick up this man goo like a fucking champ.
Ink: I’m your man motherfucker![/quote]
Had me LOL, fucker.
I mean hey, if there’s anyone who is passionate about giving a great rim and blowjob…I’m your queen, motherfucker![/quote]
Fixed.
Hey, if you’re going to be a homo, then be the best homo you can be.
[/quote]
posting boobz to counter all ur homosex
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
posting boobz to counter all ur homosex[/quote]
The look in her eyes is disturbing.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I went to get a new drives licence today, but it turns out I had my certificate of live birth, not my birth certificate. Birth certificates prove you were born and certificates of live birth that you were born alive? Shouldn’t just the born alive one suffice? The DMV worries that I was alive, but not born? [/quote]
Were you born?
After this post I am not convinced.[/quote]
I could send you a toe in the mail as proof.[/quote]
Do it
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
posting boobz to counter all ur homosex[/quote]
The look in her eyes is disturbing.
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She has eyes?
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
She has eyes?[/quote]
Now you’re disturbing. I’ll be keeping that toe.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Sunday dinner with the woman. Cauliflower crust pizza with hamburger and sausage. DELICIOUS OM NOM NOM[/quote]
Cauliflower crust? [/quote]
It tastes good? Shugs recipes are hit or miss.
[/quote]
keys for me:
coconut flour (2-3 tbsp)
extra cheese on top
get an effing potato ricer
toppings that you like
get a pizza stone (for future reference)
I almost ate the remainder, but I wanted some to enjoy today.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Sunday dinner with the woman. Cauliflower crust pizza with hamburger and sausage. DELICIOUS OM NOM NOM[/quote]
Cauliflower crust? [/quote]
It tastes good? Shugs recipes are hit or miss.
[/quote]
keys for me:
coconut flour (2-3 tbsp)
extra cheese on top
get an effing potato ricer
toppings that you like
get a pizza stone (for future reference)
I almost ate the remainder, but I wanted some to enjoy today.[/quote]
Hmm, may have to try this. Though I’m not sold on the pizza stone. Why?
hehe.
da bomb!
This is scary
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Sunday dinner with the woman. Cauliflower crust pizza with hamburger and sausage. DELICIOUS OM NOM NOM[/quote]
Cauliflower crust? [/quote]
It tastes good? Shugs recipes are hit or miss.
[/quote]
keys for me:
coconut flour (2-3 tbsp)
extra cheese on top
get an effing potato ricer
toppings that you like
get a pizza stone (for future reference)
I almost ate the remainder, but I wanted some to enjoy today.[/quote]
Hmm, may have to try this. Though I’m not sold on the pizza stone. Why?
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Not a necessity, but if you like pizza, it does make some difference in the crust. Preheated pizza stone= crispier bottom. Or something. My sister who is a dang near professional chef uses the stone and she makes the greatest pizzas ever.
So no offense to the women of TK, but chicks are crazy. I’m not saying men don’t have their faults, but women are batshit.
So with assumtion I give you:
The Young Man’s Rules for his Penis.
16-18 - Fuck anything that will let you as often as possible, but don’t get anyone preggers!
a) If you can get a LTR going, do it. Banging the same chick 12 times a week for 2 years will teach you how to fuck 100x times better than banging 200 different girls.
b) If you can become a cougar’s booty call, DO IT!
19-24 - Stay the fuck out of seriously committed relationships. No rings, no houses, no more than a year long lease on an Apt. Still no preggers
a) No more LTR. Have fun, do you, and don’t stress love and shit. Make money, play hard, and enjoy youth.
b) Either a cougar or 30 something booty call should still be on the menu.
24-27 - Start looking to settle down
a) If you find a girl over 28, single (never married*) with no kids that is attractive, she is fuckign crazy. There is something wrong if someone else hasn’t already tied that down.
b) Your booty call list should be much much shorter, and you should be Okay with that
28-31 - You better be married by the end of this or you are doomed to a life of crazy
31+ - You are married you don’t need your penis anymore… (sadface)
*Or otherwise never in a serious long term relationship.
I love you guys too.
Have a good day
No offense Beans, but those ages make me wonder how old you are. I don’t have any friends that were married younger than 24, other than a few high school outliers. You don’t even graduate from professional school until like 25.
THIS^^^^
Cracks me up! I don’t think there should be any rules though, you might miss out. I still don’t get the no pooty after marriage?!?!? Why get married then? Children or you want to get all their money after they die? Sounds bogus.
EDIT: I was talking about beansie’s post. Obv.
Beans has no penis.
Penis had no Beans.
