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can’t sleep, byukid compartment syndrome sucks. My mom-in-law got bitten by a spider on her hand, it swelled up so fast that she was taken to the hospital, they were like WTF we don’t know what to do, she was then ambulanced to Mass General. Her arm from the elbow down started turning bluish purple, and her hand was burning black.

They filleted her from elbow to wrist and the back of her hand, with no skin graft the wound was left exposed to the air and dressings needed to be changed twice a day. They had her on a morphine drip for a while. Probably one of the nastiest scars I’ve ever seen, it’s silverish colored now.

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Thanks for ther kind words Greenie and Hallowed :slight_smile:

Deb: that hippo commercial is my all time favorite. I love it so much my family and friends have been buying my cute hippo stuff ever since: fridge magnets, staplers, piggy banks…

never saw that giraffe one but that was cute as hell too.

ok. 2am must go back to bed now.

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[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:
blah.[/quote]

Aww… Still hurtin? [/quote]

Like a bastard. I don’t think I’m going out for a looong time. Everyone who had mixed drinks that night ended up tossing their cookies I think.[/quote]

Sounds like either a bad mix, or a lack of moderation. Hope you feel better soon. Kinda strange for you to still be reeling two days after. [/quote]

LOL. And I was doing so good at this moderation thing!! Someone said maybe their ice was bad but I’ve never heard of such thing. We all had different kinds of drinks but who knows? I knew I wasn’t missing anything all these years of not going out! (:[/quote]

Moderation is for the bushes, drink unto hilarity and make sure you have some water with your shots of tequila.[/quote]

WTF is this “water” bullshit!?! That right there gets your Man Card suspended!!! No fucking water with tequila! If you’re going to chase it, have a fucking beer on hand!

And moderation is key. Nothing cool or fun about tossing the cookies. Makes you look like an amateur. A true drinker can handle the drink. Young one, you have lots to learn.

Toots, I would love to show you how to go out and have a good time WITHOUT the ill effects.

That goes for anyone who enjoys a good night of inebriation. [/quote]

Who said I chased tequila with anything? I just said drink some water with your shots of tequila as in get a cup of water once or twice an hour and drink it so as not to let yourself get dehydrated.

You tell me that I’m basically a bitch for telling people to not let themselves get dehydrated while drinking, which causes hangovers. Sound like you need your man card suspended for not reading with your glasses on old man.

Check yourself, I’ve got 9 years of drinking under my belt. [/quote]

Nowhere was “bitch” mentioned or referred to. And learn how to keep things light, as that was a sarcastic post. I would’ve expected the sarcasm to show with the mentioning of Man Card, but I suppose I’ll have to announce before and after that I’m not serious.

Quit being so damned sensitive, kid. And however long you’ve been drinking is really not something to boast or be proud of. It’s kinda up there with winning a cornhole championship. Just saying…

And I wear contact lenses. They’re much more comfy. [/quote]

I guess I’ll post the sarcasm tags next time too…

P.S. I am tired so the sarcasm probably wasn’t great, it was more cynicism, and I’d been reading that fucking retards posts.

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First,

Morning Bioaches

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show off!

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arg need da coffeez mornin MIM and ebryone else too

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I’M GOING FOR A MEGA QUOTE!!! Man I hope this doesn’t get fucked up…

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I’m still here…
WANT TO GET OUT OF THE OFFICE
Going to put deposit on my new apartment and take some measurements of it…
Then Stairkillz tonight.[/quote]

I like the bunny/turtle love!! Moving is the debil. (:[/quote]

MOVING IS DA DEBIL! word sister.

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Bought a new winter jacket, bc it is cold and I am cold. Gym shortly. Then foodz. Maybe grocery store first actually. Then I have to read a textbook. sigh

-_-zzzZZZZ

Why is everyone moving around here? I know like three people that are moving now and then there’s Hallowed too. Must be an instinctual need to find suitable winter shelter. Yeah.

kthnxbai[/quote]

Dude I do not think this is a normal time of year to move! I mean I’m supposed to be wasting all my money buying ridiculously over expensive self-indulgent gifts. BAH. I’m moving because they raised our rent and my roommates can’t afford it. I’m actually pretty stoked about it now that I know I’m getting my own place. Stoked about the result, not the process.

[quote]byukid wrote:
I’d help you move hallowed… I’m practically a professional. On the mission, including my own moving to new areas, I moved 30+ times. I actually really enjoy it, for some weird, sadistic reason.[/quote]

REALLY? Very interesting. I moved six times one year but thats my record. Also where I learned not to hold onto useless “sentimental” crap.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu moving[/quote]

I think I might form a moving company, because moving to me is therapeutic. Actually, it’s the decluttering. I may form a decluttering company- you give me a list of the things are are strictly off limits, I sort through the rest, throw away what is clearly junk or just fake sentimental, charge you, make gobs of money.

Okay, not the best business plan.[/quote]

You’re on to something here… there is money to be made me thinks.

[quote]nlmain wrote:
benched a +10lbs PR @ 150lbs AND ate ribs tonight.

The world is good to me today.[/quote]

you, madame, are epic.
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I am impressed by your super quoty-ness!

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Morning everyone. Hope everyone has a glorious day! Also looks like I finally found a training partner, I convinced my bud to start powerlifting and told him he could compete in a lighter weightclass (he’s only about 155 at 5’6") since he doesn’t really want to get hyoooge. Either way it’ll be nice to train with someone, even if they lift half of what I do.

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[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
Morning everyone. Hope everyone has a glorious day! Also looks like I finally found a training partner, I convinced my bud to start powerlifting and told him he could compete in a lighter weightclass (he’s only about 155 at 5’6") since he doesn’t really want to get hyoooge. Either way it’ll be nice to train with someone, even if they lift half of what I do. [/quote]

This reminds of a those hot chicks who hang out with fat chicks so they can feel like the prettiest girl in the group.

Shame on, Liquid.

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Mornin’ kids.

MiM…take the day off today, you earned it :slight_smile: Happy Veteran’s Day

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Sup, ya’ll. How’s it hangin?

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Byukid…first, 1000 interwebz points for taking the time to compose your story! Second, my firm has defended a doctor or three re compartment syndrome. It’s a bitch, for sure. All in all, quite the medical history there at such a young age. I hope you continue to get better. Later people.

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Mornin’ Ya’ll.

BUYkid I enjoyed your little rhyme immensely.

I am hoping my new apartment comes with a TINY TINY HIPO!!!

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
Morning everyone. Hope everyone has a glorious day! Also looks like I finally found a training partner, I convinced my bud to start powerlifting and told him he could compete in a lighter weightclass (he’s only about 155 at 5’6") since he doesn’t really want to get hyoooge. Either way it’ll be nice to train with someone, even if they lift half of what I do. [/quote]

This reminds of a those hot chicks who hang out with fat chicks so they can feel like the prettiest girl in the group.

Shame on, Liquid.[/quote]

I know I know, not much I can do though. Commercial gyms suck and he’s the only guy I’ve found that can lift regularly when I go.

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Hey Beast, how’s things?

Morning Deb

Hallowed, you might be able to find the tiny hippo, but you’ll probably have to look real hard for it, since itz teh tiniest

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SHOWER HAMMER!

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[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
can’t sleep, byukid compartment syndrome sucks. My mom-in-law got bitten by a spider on her hand, it swelled up so fast that she was taken to the hospital, they were like WTF we don’t know what to do, she was then ambulanced to Mass General. Her arm from the elbow down started turning bluish purple, and her hand was burning black.

They filleted her from elbow to wrist and the back of her hand, with no skin graft the wound was left exposed to the air and dressings needed to be changed twice a day. They had her on a morphine drip for a while. Probably one of the nastiest scars I’ve ever seen, it’s silverish colored now.[/quote]

This is not the post to read first thing in the morning.

Jesus, Bass! What the hell kind of spider was it? Did she have some kind of allergic reaction? I hope she’s okay.

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Awesome post, byukid.

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Morning folks!

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Awesome post, byukid.[/quote]

I hated it.

Not really, I didn’t even take the time to read it.

I just wanted to quote PMPM.

How YOU doin?