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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I must share my bizarro kinky dream the I had the other night (cliff notes):

So in my dream, I am hooking up with this burly bearded guy that looks suspiciously like Zac Brown. I’m saying in my head WTF? He gets naked and he had a harness on with bright pink balls on it but no penis. All the sudden, he whips out a baked potato and sets it on my crotch and then proceeds to crush it with the balls on the harness.

Then we start making out and the only thing I can think of is, what is he saving that shit for later?!?!?! Why do I have potato in my crotch?

So let this be a lesson…don’t EVER watch porn and country music videos at the same time before going to bed!!!

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oh god! LOL.
This tale made my morning.
I thought I had weird dreams last night!
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I was going to make a thread in sama but I don’t go over there during the day. [/quote]

The mods are jealous of my mad bearding skills.

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
(looking around for my potato)

Hey Fam!

Did I mention that I got a free room in Tahoe for the next three nites? Yeah, so I’m working from my room in Tahoe.

Who hates me?

besides Polo…and btw…Fuck Polo.[/quote]

HAI my love! What’s your beef with Polo? I can go rough him up if you need me too![/quote]

Hey Toots!

Have, umm…well…have you seen my potato? and, umm…my razor?

seem to have misplaced them.

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[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
(looking around for my potato)

Hey Fam!

Did I mention that I got a free room in Tahoe for the next three nites? Yeah, so I’m working from my room in Tahoe.

Who hates me?

besides Polo…and btw…Fuck Polo.[/quote]

HAI my love! What’s your beef with Polo? I can go rough him up if you need me too![/quote]

Hey Toots!

Have, umm…well…have you seen my potato? and, umm…my razor?

seem to have misplaced them.[/quote]

Let me check…

xoxoxo

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[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Because I wouldn’t be able to make that kind of jump and do even one. My PR is 185 and the last time I tried to beat it, I couldn’t.[/quote]

Could try something like 135 for 5, 165 for 3, 185 for 1, 200 for 1. Set a new PR.

If not going for a PR maybe 135x5, 165x3, 185x1x5. Gotta train the CNS just as much as the muscle. [/quote]

Beans? Will you weigh in on this?

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I must share my bizarro kinky dream the I had the other night (cliff notes):

So in my dream, I am hooking up with this burly bearded guy that looks suspiciously like Zac Brown. I’m saying in my head WTF? He gets naked and he had a harness on with bright pink balls on it but no penis. All the sudden, he whips out a baked potato and sets it on my crotch and then proceeds to crush it with the balls on the harness.

Then we start making out and the only thing I can think of is, what is he saving that shit for later?!?!?! Why do I have potato in my crotch?

So let this be a lesson…don’t EVER watch porn and country music videos at the same time before going to bed!!!

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Toots!!! Hilarious!!

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[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I must share my bizarro kinky dream the I had the other night (cliff notes):

So in my dream, I am hooking up with this burly bearded guy that looks suspiciously like Zac Brown. I’m saying in my head WTF? He gets naked and he had a harness on with bright pink balls on it but no penis. All the sudden, he whips out a baked potato and sets it on my crotch and then proceeds to crush it with the balls on the harness.

Then we start making out and the only thing I can think of is, what is he saving that shit for later?!?!?! Why do I have potato in my crotch?

So let this be a lesson…don’t EVER watch porn and country music videos at the same time before going to bed!!!

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Disturbing!!! The horror!!

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Because I wouldn’t be able to make that kind of jump and do even one. My PR is 185 and the last time I tried to beat it, I couldn’t.[/quote]

Could try something like 135 for 5, 165 for 3, 185 for 1, 200 for 1. Set a new PR.

If not going for a PR maybe 135x5, 165x3, 185x1x5. Gotta train the CNS just as much as the muscle. [/quote]

Beans? Will you weigh in on this?[/quote]

To be fair, I’d probably actually have to look over your log a bit and see what you’re doing to really let you know if what I’m suggesting is plausible/smart for you to do. I basically just gave you a piece in a puzzle that may or may not be apart of your puzzle. Maybe you have the christmas puzzle and I’m putting together the turkey day one. That being said, the main point I’m trying to give is to not be afraid to go heavy. Nothing wrong with doing singles and triples. A philosophy of mine is to simply train for strength. If you’re stronger, your whole body works better regardless of what your body composition is.

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I appreciate that Liquid! You have me wondering if I’m being a wimp by not at least trying. Beans has been along for my entire ride and has given me some great advice, that’s why I asked him to weigh in. Strength is my number one goal (fat loss being a nice side effect).

Hallowed this one’s for you. Guy in the article has hypothyroidism and kicked ass in the gym and at weight loss.

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I must share my bizarro kinky dream the I had the other night (cliff notes):

So in my dream, I am hooking up with this burly bearded guy that looks suspiciously like Zac Brown. I’m saying in my head WTF? He gets naked and he had a harness on with bright pink balls on it but no penis. All the sudden, he whips out a baked potato and sets it on my crotch and then proceeds to crush it with the balls on the harness.

Then we start making out and the only thing I can think of is, what is he saving that shit for later?!?!?! Why do I have potato in my crotch?

So let this be a lesson…don’t EVER watch porn and country music videos at the same time before going to bed!!!

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Disturbing!!! The horror!![/quote]

lol sorry have too much time on my hands this morning :stuck_out_tongue:

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The MNF commercial just referred to the New Yorks Giants as, “emerging g men”…interesting.

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Emerging g men? Like…gov’t men? They a bunch of undercover CIA operatives? Drive black sedans?

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Thanks for the post Atty… read the whole thing. 1.5-2 LBS a week is great with HypO guy did pretty damn good!

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
The MNF commercial just referred to the New Yorks Giants as, “emerging g men”…interesting.[/quote]

okay, so the pic above isn’t exactly whats going on in here… but it could START going on at like pretty much any minute.

Here’s hoping.

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Deb- have you ever read starting strength or looked into a 5x5 program?

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
The MNF commercial just referred to the New Yorks Giants as, “emerging g men”…interesting.[/quote]

okay, so the pic above isn’t exactly whats going on in here… but it could START going on at like pretty much any minute.

Here’s hoping.[/quote]

I am down Hallowed, lets make it happen.

gif unrelated but funny.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Emerging g men? Like…gov’t men? They a bunch of undercover CIA operatives? Drive black sedans?[/quote]

I hope not.

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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
The MNF commercial just referred to the New Yorks Giants as, “emerging g men”…interesting.[/quote]

okay, so the pic above isn’t exactly whats going on in here… but it could START going on at like pretty much any minute.

Here’s hoping.[/quote]

I am down Hallowed, lets make it happen.

gif unrelated but funny.[/quote]

Looks like IH started the make-out party without us.
Um, without ANYONE.

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Because I wouldn’t be able to make that kind of jump and do even one. My PR is 185 and the last time I tried to beat it, I couldn’t.[/quote]

Could try something like 135 for 5, 165 for 3, 185 for 1, 200 for 1. Set a new PR.

If not going for a PR maybe 135x5, 165x3, 185x1x5. Gotta train the CNS just as much as the muscle. [/quote]

Beans? Will you weigh in on this?[/quote]

There are a ton of different variables…

what is your 3rm? and 5rm?

How many days off did you have before you tried pulling a max?

How is/was life stress?

How focused were you?

Do you supplement and stims?

How long ago did you try 185? Where did you fail?

Answer those while I drive home.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Because I wouldn’t be able to make that kind of jump and do even one. My PR is 185 and the last time I tried to beat it, I couldn’t.[/quote]

Could try something like 135 for 5, 165 for 3, 185 for 1, 200 for 1. Set a new PR.

If not going for a PR maybe 135x5, 165x3, 185x1x5. Gotta train the CNS just as much as the muscle. [/quote]

Beans? Will you weigh in on this?[/quote]

There are a ton of different variables…

what is your 3rm? and 5rm?

My 5RM is 150.
Haven’t done a 3RM.

How many days off did you have before you tried pulling a max?

Was probably 2 days off and it was quite some time ago. Haven’t had the guts to try again plus started working with TG and things were put on hold for 3 months.

How is/was life stress?

Life stress is practically gone right now.

How focused were you?

Hm…I felt pretty focused at the time.

Do you supplement and stims?

Surge Recovery during/after deads. Just started with creatine a month ago. No stims to speak of.

How long ago did you try 185? Where did you fail?

4 months ago. I couldn’t hit 190. Stayed at 185.

Answer those while I drive home.[/quote]

Thanks!