[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
^^ Mornin, ma’am![/quote]
The word ma’am is for old ladies. So I take offense to this since I am a few years older then PMPM. Does that make me super ma’am?!?!
xoxoxo[/quote]
He’s military, he gets a pass with “ma’am.”
sup
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
^^ Mornin, ma’am![/quote]
The word ma’am is for old ladies. So I take offense to this since I am a few years older then PMPM. Does that make me super ma’am?!?!
xoxoxo[/quote]
He’s military, he gets a pass with “ma’am.”[/quote]
That’s true. I recant my previous statement!
Whew…thanks for the save PMPM. Last thing I need is toots all over my ass!
Well that sounded bad…
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Whew…thanks for the save PMPM. Last thing I need is toots all over my ass!
Well that sounded bad…[/quote]
Especially if she’s interested in Pegging.
Howdy.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Whew…thanks for the save PMPM. Last thing I need is toots all over my ass!
Well that sounded bad…[/quote]
Especially if she’s interested in Pegging.
[/quote]
Pegging? There’s no way I’m looking anything you say up in the interwebz!!
No man is safe once I got plans for him!! LOL.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Howdy.[/quote]
Howdy! Check out Wol’s avatar, I think he was creeping on you guys and caught you in a private moment!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Howdy.[/quote]
Howdy! Check out Wol’s avatar, I think he was creeping on you guys and caught you in a private moment![/quote]
This is actually why I came in here. I was going to mention it. It’s hilarious. I think Wol spends hours searching the interent for kick ass avatars. NTTAWWT of course, they’re awesome.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Howdy.[/quote]
Howdy! Check out Wol’s avatar, I think he was creeping on you guys and caught you in a private moment![/quote]
ROFL!!! I knew we should have gone inside! But the tiger was all “no, let’s be all natural” and shit…jeez…
Actually, I spent most of my time buying stuff from amazon.com, movie reviews, stalking T-vixens, find new avatars, and thinking of new ways to taunt T-Nation’s most popular.
Pegging: What PMPM does to Polo on the weekends.
Its why Polo has trouble sitting down.
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
step 1. find a dead animal somewhere. (improvise)
step 2. get it a leash and collar.
step 3. attach collar and leash to their bumper and said dead animal.
step 4. slide dead animal under their car.
step 5. major lulz as they confusedly try to explain the dead animal tethered to their bumper to the Highway Patrol.
my creativity knows no bounds.
the worst part is I find this like 51% funny and only 49% sick.
oh yeah, my daughter liked yesterday’s joke.[/quote]
One word: AMAZING!
what was yesterday’s joke?[/quote]
One of our friends took 15 minutes to get through (and I’ll paraphrase)
Horse one: Something weird happened: the farmer took me out in a trailer, put a little guy on me and made me run laps around an oval. when we finished, thousands of people were screaming, they were throwing flowers, and taking all sorts of pictures.
Horse two: takes 5 minutes to get through the same story.
then,
A Greyhound comes over and says: I couldn’t help but overhearing your stories…takes some time to get through a story about the dog track, and says “weird, huh?”
Horse one turns to horse 2 and says…
and that’s the point that I break into his joke and say…
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Actually, I spent most of my time buying stuff from amazon.com, movie reviews, stalking T-vixens, find new avatars, and thinking of new ways to taunt T-Nation’s most popular.
Pegging: What PMPM does to Polo on the weekends.
Its why Polo has trouble sitting down.[/quote]
Pegging - even if I pretend that it’s only what you do in cribbage, I think I’ve already got too much of a visual.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.[/quote]
What happened?
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Actually, I spent most of my time buying stuff from amazon.com, movie reviews, stalking T-vixens, find new avatars, and thinking of new ways to taunt T-Nation’s most popular.
Pegging: What PMPM does to Polo on the weekends.
Its why Polo has trouble sitting down.[/quote]
Pegging - even if I pretend that it’s only what you do in cribbage, I think I’ve already got too much of a visual.[/quote]
Pegging:
anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.[/quote]
What happened?[/quote]
She fell down some steps and then ran into a door. Isn’t that right, PCH2?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.[/quote]
What happened?[/quote]
She fell down some steps and then ran into a door. Isn’t that right, PCH2?[/quote]
Ouch
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.[/quote]
What happened?[/quote]
A sweep gone wrong, she pressured back into me and I rolled laterally over my ankle.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Actually, I spent most of my time buying stuff from amazon.com, movie reviews, stalking T-vixens, find new avatars, and thinking of new ways to taunt T-Nation’s most popular.
Pegging: What PMPM does to Polo on the weekends.
Its why Polo has trouble sitting down.[/quote]
Pegging - even if I pretend that it’s only what you do in cribbage, I think I’ve already got too much of a visual.[/quote]
Pegging:
anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.[/quote]
The best part is now picturing toots laughing madly and yelling “Take it all bitch!” while terrifying some poor banker with Steely Dan’s enormous brother.
Or maybe I should cut back on the visualization exercises a bit…