[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.[/quote]
What happened?[/quote]
A sweep gone wrong, she pressured back into me and I rolled laterally over my ankle. [/quote]
secksy
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.[/quote]
What happened?[/quote]
A sweep gone wrong, she pressured back into me and I rolled laterally over my ankle. [/quote]
Sure…that happened.
Sleepy today. About to do my first of three presentations this summer to the senior executive. Presenting to the CEO, CFO and a bunch of other big important people. Wish me luck!
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Actually, I spent most of my time buying stuff from amazon.com, movie reviews, stalking T-vixens, find new avatars, and thinking of new ways to taunt T-Nation’s most popular.
Pegging: What PMPM does to Polo on the weekends.
Its why Polo has trouble sitting down.[/quote]
Pegging - even if I pretend that it’s only what you do in cribbage, I think I’ve already got too much of a visual.[/quote]
Pegging:
anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.[/quote]
The best part is now picturing toots laughing madly and yelling “Take it all bitch!” while terrifying some poor banker with Steely Dan’s enormous brother.
Or maybe I should cut back on the visualization exercises a bit… [/quote]
Toots probably wouldn’t lube it up. I heard her codename is “Dirt Diver”.
[quote]Court wrote:
Sleepy today. About to do my first of three presentations this summer to the senior executive. Presenting to the CEO, CFO and a bunch of other big important people. Wish me luck![/quote]
- YouTube!
jus’sayin’
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Where my ankle used to be is now an apple sized ball of pain.[/quote]
What happened?[/quote]
A sweep gone wrong, she pressured back into me and I rolled laterally over my ankle. [/quote]
Damn. Well, at least you’re alive! Welcome back!
Ducky…where’s the freaking punch line?
Is it time for the kids to go back to school yet? seriously.
I’m going back to school too! But a spot at the daycare for the smallish one probably won’t open up til Oct…sucky.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Actually, I spent most of my time buying stuff from amazon.com, movie reviews, stalking T-vixens, find new avatars, and thinking of new ways to taunt T-Nation’s most popular.
Pegging: What PMPM does to Polo on the weekends.
Its why Polo has trouble sitting down.[/quote]
Pegging - even if I pretend that it’s only what you do in cribbage, I think I’ve already got too much of a visual.[/quote]
Pegging:
anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.[/quote]
The best part is now picturing toots laughing madly and yelling “Take it all bitch!” while terrifying some poor banker with Steely Dan’s enormous brother.
Or maybe I should cut back on the visualization exercises a bit… [/quote]
Toots probably wouldn’t lube it up. I heard her codename is “Dirt Diver”.
[/quote]
HA! LOL. This cracks me up. It’s nice to know I have a ‘rep’! If only I could change my screen name to dirt diver, I would be all set in life.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Ducky…where’s the freaking punch line?[/quote]
“Fuck me! A talking dog!”
I figured I’d give somebody else the chance to spoil it.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Is it time for the kids to go back to school yet? seriously.
I’m going back to school too! But a spot at the daycare for the smallish one probably won’t open up til Oct…sucky.[/quote]
Yup mom, it’s not even July yet!! You can only take the kids to the pool so many times.
pch: Sounds painful.
ducky: Where’s the end of that damn joke? I bet it’s not even funny!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Is it time for the kids to go back to school yet? seriously.
I’m going back to school too! But a spot at the daycare for the smallish one probably won’t open up til Oct…sucky.[/quote]
Yup mom, it’s not even July yet!! You can only take the kids to the pool so many times.
pch: Sounds painful.
ducky: Where’s the end of that damn joke? I bet it’s not even funny![/quote]
check the post before yours. ;'p
then I guess we’ll just become fish…or maybe I’ll turn into Mr Crabs, my daughter will be Sandy and son will be spongebob…
currently my daughter is destroying her room because she’s in a timeout for not standing there so I can brush her teeth. what irks me is that she wouldn’t pull this shit if I were the one on deployment and her dad was taking care of them…
she doesn’t like me.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Howdy.[/quote]
Howdy! Check out Wol’s avatar, I think he was creeping on you guys and caught you in a private moment![/quote]
Creeping?
Hell, I invited him!
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
then I guess we’ll just become fish…or maybe I’ll turn into Mr Crabs, my daughter will be Sandy and son will be spongebob…
currently my daughter is destroying her room because she’s in a timeout for not standing there so I can brush her teeth. what irks me is that she wouldn’t pull this shit if I were the one on deployment and her dad was taking care of them…
she doesn’t like me.[/quote]
Yes she does! Never say that! She’s just acting out b/c your husband isn’t there.
My back is sore from moving yesterday. Heaving heavy suitcases into the trunk and then carrying them upstairs, along with possibly the most awkward box ever, makes for a sore back.
Oh but my presentation went well and afterwards I was in the elevator with the CEO and he said I did an outstanding job on my part of the presentation and he was excited to see more of our project over the next 6 weeks.
When guys say ‘projects’ they mean boobies.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
When guys say ‘projects’ they mean boobies.[/quote]
If that’s the case, then I hope someone tells me they want to play with my projects on Thursday for my birthday…
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
When guys say ‘projects’ they mean boobies.[/quote]
Oh? My manager just told me that he has some projects for me that I could really sink my teeth into…he’s a dude…a short and hirsute dude… and overweight…
Well, I hope he at least shaves. Otherwise, it’s hairball city!
For the peeps watching soccer…