[quote]Court wrote:
Sooooooooooo I made it. I moved into my summer place today in the heat. I even managed to unpack my shit. How productive of me.
Yesterday I spent the day at the beach. I had planned on going home but after crashing at my friend’s place Friday night, two assholes parked so close to me that I literally was not able to move my car to get out of my parking space. It was a nice day and all, so I’m not complaining…but still. It would have been pure Austin Powers trying to get out.[/quote]
usually when that happens what you do is…HIT THE CARS THAT PARKED TOO CLOSE TO YOU!!! [/quote]
I keep little printed notes that have a big FUCK YOU finger on them, that says “Thank you for parking like an asshole, fucker” that I’ll leave on the windshield of douchebags like that
[quote]Court wrote:
Sooooooooooo I made it. I moved into my summer place today in the heat. I even managed to unpack my shit. How productive of me.
Yesterday I spent the day at the beach. I had planned on going home but after crashing at my friend’s place Friday night, two assholes parked so close to me that I literally was not able to move my car to get out of my parking space. It was a nice day and all, so I’m not complaining…but still. It would have been pure Austin Powers trying to get out.[/quote]
usually when that happens what you do is…HIT THE CARS THAT PARKED TOO CLOSE TO YOU!!! [/quote]
I keep little printed notes that have a big FUCK YOU finger on them, that says “Thank you for parking like an asshole, fucker” that I’ll leave on the windshield of douchebags like that[/quote]
I saw a pickup that manged to take up not two, but three parking spots. I quite disliked that person.
When I was in grad school my roommate and I pulled into a store parking lot and some guy had his car parked so that instead of being in the space, / / \ / / he was parked on an angle across two spots. So we parked our car right next to his / / \ \ / /. We got a laugh out of how he must have looked when he came out and instead of keeping cars away from his “treasure” by parking on the wrong angle, he still had someone parked next to him.
[quote]Court wrote:
Sooooooooooo I made it. I moved into my summer place today in the heat. I even managed to unpack my shit. How productive of me.
Yesterday I spent the day at the beach. I had planned on going home but after crashing at my friend’s place Friday night, two assholes parked so close to me that I literally was not able to move my car to get out of my parking space. It was a nice day and all, so I’m not complaining…but still. It would have been pure Austin Powers trying to get out.[/quote]
usually when that happens what you do is…HIT THE CARS THAT PARKED TOO CLOSE TO YOU!!! [/quote]
I keep little printed notes that have a big FUCK YOU finger on them, that says “Thank you for parking like an asshole, fucker” that I’ll leave on the windshield of douchebags like that[/quote]
This one time somebody was parked like a complete dumbass, so when i park next to him i’m over the line. I come back later, dumbass is gone and there’s a note on my windshield that says, “Nice park job, asshole!”
[quote]Court wrote:
Sooooooooooo I made it. I moved into my summer place today in the heat. I even managed to unpack my shit. How productive of me.
Yesterday I spent the day at the beach. I had planned on going home but after crashing at my friend’s place Friday night, two assholes parked so close to me that I literally was not able to move my car to get out of my parking space. It was a nice day and all, so I’m not complaining…but still. It would have been pure Austin Powers trying to get out.[/quote]
usually when that happens what you do is…HIT THE CARS THAT PARKED TOO CLOSE TO YOU!!! [/quote]
I keep little printed notes that have a big FUCK YOU finger on them, that says “Thank you for parking like an asshole, fucker” that I’ll leave on the windshield of douchebags like that[/quote]
In theory that’s a great idea, but I would have come back and found my car keyed, smashed or something. If he was still there this morning I would have ended up calling the police to ticket him cuz he was half in a red zone and I would have been pissed that I couldn’t move. Frankly, yesterday I was just looking for an excuse to hang out by the ocean all day and drink from 10am-10pm…
step 1. find a dead animal somewhere. (improvise)
step 2. get it a leash and collar.
step 3. attach collar and leash to their bumper and said dead animal.
step 4. slide dead animal under their car.
step 5. major lulz as they confusedly try to explain the dead animal tethered to their bumper to the Highway Patrol.
my creativity knows no bounds.
the worst part is I find this like 51% funny and only 49% sick.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
step 1. find a dead animal somewhere. (improvise)
step 2. get it a leash and collar.
step 3. attach collar and leash to their bumper and said dead animal.
step 4. slide dead animal under their car.
step 5. major lulz as they confusedly try to explain the dead animal tethered to their bumper to the Highway Patrol.
my creativity knows no bounds.
the worst part is I find this like 51% funny and only 49% sick.
oh yeah, my daughter liked yesterday’s joke.[/quote]
