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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P51803&categoryId=C10477

$16! Cheap![/quote]

$16 for fucking chapstick?

Are we serious here?

Thanks god he doesn’t look at his wife’s CC statment

I apparently would have a coronary.

[/quote]

Chapstick that makes her lips look like she just sucked your dick.[/quote]

Just guessing, but I think he would prefer if sucking his dick made her lips look like she had just sucked his dick. [/quote]

CORRECT.

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Argggg PMPM for me it seems to relate to the profession. A ton of guys assume we’re all closet dominatrixes and that drives me flipping nuts. Ugh, how about I like a man who is in charge? Dumb asses. [/quote]

Yeah, that too. People think mean bitch at work = mean bitch elsewhere.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P51803&categoryId=C10477

$16! Cheap![/quote]

$16 for fucking chapstick?

Are we serious here?

Thanks god he doesn’t look at his wife’s CC statment

I apparently would have a coronary.

[/quote]

Chapstick that makes her lips look like she just sucked your dick.[/quote]

Just guessing, but I think he would prefer if sucking his dick made her lips look like she had just sucked his dick. [/quote]

CORRECT.[/quote]

Okay, so I am curious - when we wear makeup that makes our lips look freshly fucked, do you think “I want those around my shaft right now” or “hmmm, whose dick has she been sucking” or “how fucking much did THAT cost me?” or what? Hehe

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Then he’s not worth it. A lot of men who have flirted with me want me to like, beat them up and dominate them - eww, gross, not my thing. They are culling themselves for you.[/quote]

Yeah, I’ll tie a guy up, but I’m no top. There’s nothing wrong with being a submissive guy, but it’s not at all my cup of tea.

I think a lot of guys assume that because we want to be strong we want to be dominant, in fact it just raises the bar for them. If I’m strong, you have to be stronger. [/quote]

PRECISELY![/quote]

I strongly suggest we save that $16, on a daily basis…

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Argggg PMPM for me it seems to relate to the profession. A ton of guys assume we’re all closet dominatrixes and that drives me flipping nuts. Ugh, how about I like a man who is in charge? Dumb asses. [/quote]

Yeah, that too. People think mean bitch at work = mean bitch elsewhere.[/quote]

Also, many men think short straight bangs = dominitrix.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P51803&categoryId=C10477

$16! Cheap![/quote]

$16 for fucking chapstick?

Are we serious here?

Thanks god he doesn’t look at his wife’s CC statment

I apparently would have a coronary.

[/quote]

Chapstick that makes her lips look like she just sucked your dick.[/quote]

Just guessing, but I think he would prefer if sucking his dick made her lips look like she had just sucked his dick. [/quote]

CORRECT.[/quote]

Okay, so I am curious - when we wear makeup that makes our lips look freshly fucked, do you think “I want those around my shaft right now” or “hmmm, whose dick has she been sucking” or “how fucking much did THAT cost me?” or what? Hehe[/quote]

Well, my first thought is, “Nice color red, babe!!! Is that ‘candy apple red’ or ‘scarlet’?”

Then it’s, “Whatever the color is, it’ll look great smeared on my cock” …Or, something like that.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P51803&categoryId=C10477

$16! Cheap![/quote]

$16 for fucking chapstick?

Are we serious here?

Thanks god he doesn’t look at his wife’s CC statment

I apparently would have a coronary.

[/quote]

Chapstick that makes her lips look like she just sucked your dick.[/quote]

Just guessing, but I think he would prefer if sucking his dick made her lips look like she had just sucked his dick. [/quote]

CORRECT.[/quote]

Okay, so I am curious - when we wear makeup that makes our lips look freshly fucked, do you think “I want those around my shaft right now” or “hmmm, whose dick has she been sucking” or “how fucking much did THAT cost me?” or what? Hehe[/quote]

I typically think:

“I wonder if she will let me put it in her pooper”

or

“I wonder if her vagoo is meaty or thin? With dark tips or just all light.”

or

“I wonder if she makes enough money so I don’t have to worry about her gold digging…”

etc etc etc

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Then he’s not worth it. A lot of men who have flirted with me want me to like, beat them up and dominate them - eww, gross, not my thing. They are culling themselves for you.[/quote]

Yeah, I’ll tie a guy up, but I’m no top. There’s nothing wrong with being a submissive guy, but it’s not at all my cup of tea.

I think a lot of guys assume that because we want to be strong we want to be dominant, in fact it just raises the bar for them. If I’m strong, you have to be stronger. [/quote]

PRECISELY![/quote]

I strongly suggest we save that $16, on a daily basis…

[/quote]

I miss blow jobs, I think I went into that in a previous TK thread though.

On the plus side, I got the pass I’ve been working on to actually work today! Rolling felt really good today.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P51803&categoryId=C10477

$16! Cheap![/quote]

$16 for fucking chapstick?

Are we serious here?

Thanks god he doesn’t look at his wife’s CC statment

I apparently would have a coronary.

[/quote]

Chapstick that makes her lips look like she just sucked your dick.[/quote]

How about you just suck my dick and save the $16?[/quote]

Well just imagine how much better we would look if we did both!!! I spent 40 on lip plumper but just because I had a gift certificate. But now I’m addicted…

(to blow jobs and ‘chapstick’ lol)

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[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Argggg PMPM for me it seems to relate to the profession. A ton of guys assume we’re all closet dominatrixes and that drives me flipping nuts. Ugh, how about I like a man who is in charge? Dumb asses. [/quote]

Yeah, that too. People think mean bitch at work = mean bitch elsewhere.[/quote]

Also, many men think short straight bangs = dominitrix.

[/quote]

Oh, that one’s true.

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I went too far there didn’t I?

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I went too far there didn’t I?[/quote]

Nope Beans, not too far, I think we are all also SAMA regulars, there isn’t really a too far.

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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I went too far there didn’t I?[/quote]

Nope Beans, not too far, I think we are all also SAMA regulars, there isn’t really a too far. [/quote]

Yeah, I tone it down around here. Shocking for a freak like me.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
The vegetarian thing makes eating out difficult, for sure. When I go out with friends, I can always have a steak or a chicken breast and have it be reasonable, but I see where you’re having trouble.

I am frequently the odd girl who eats weird, it’s okay.[/quote]

It just makes the prospect of dating weird too. I think I have a date on Thursday. How long until I tell him about BJJ? Lifting? That I eat like a freak? You know, that’s why it’s easy to stay w/in my friends, but dating them doesn’t actually work.

Your husband doesn’t train does he? Does he think you’re weird? I’m reading RBlue log, and her BF thinks she’s getting too big. How are you supposed to achieve that balance? [/quote]

Holy shit.

I always thought of “weird” as being a good thing and it annoys me when someone wishes they were more “normal”. I prefer “unique” anyway.

Any guy who sees these quirks as a bad thing, is more than likely a boring fuck to begin with.

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Yeah. I’ve always been an oddball and have trouble relating to people on common experiences since I don’t seem to have any :stuck_out_tongue: So I’ve learned to embrace my ‘individuality’ and see it as a quality not a deficit.

I used to be afraid to share tales from my experiences because I didn’t want to draw attention to myself but I’ve learned people are interested in those things that make everyone different and it ends up people get a real kick of the stories I tell about my family of freaks.

I’m still a bit reserved around new people but the point is weird is not necessarily a bad thing and if you are weird and someone thinks it is, then better to know sooner rather than later.

When getting to know a guy I’ve always been up front about my personality ‘defects’ (I don’t really see it that way :wink: ) but it was very necessary because my appearance seemed to attract guys looking for someone a lot more submissive, feminine and traditionally girly which I have never been.

IME it is pretty demoralizing to find a guy and get into him only to find that despite liking your looks he wishes you were someone else and tries to convince you’re wrong the way you are.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I went too far there didn’t I?[/quote]

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I went too far there didn’t I?[/quote]

Nope Beans, not too far, I think we are all also SAMA regulars, there isn’t really a too far. [/quote]

Yeah, I tone it down around here. Shocking for a freak like me.[/quote]

This is you toned down, oh my. What’s full go like?

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I’m watching a really bad lifetime movie, really bad.

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[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m watching a really bad lifetime movie, really bad. [/quote]

Redundant.

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Be submissive in bed, but challenge me in life.

How does that sound?

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m watching a really bad lifetime movie, really bad. [/quote]

Redundant.[/quote]

Some of them are watchable. This one really isn’t. All I’ve got is Hulu.

I think I may switch to redtube and bed though. Take a cue from toots.