So everyone is talking about cats and we happen to have some fighters in here, coincidentally i found this gif.
Half the mat last night was a Ninja class. They were practicing sword fighting, because you know it’s a top choice weapon. I don’t understand learning something not at all relevant to real life.
My brother’s not home (a rare event) I’m considering fapping. I tend to just fantasize about my current, with a few randoms from the flip file. I don’t have a current now, it’s a dilemma.
Man, he was starting to make me feel like I have a ridiculously high sex drive, when in fact he was just banging someone else.
And over sharing is why you all keep telling me to journal.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Man, he was starting to make me feel like I have a ridiculously high sex drive, when in fact he was just banging someone else.
And over sharing is why you all keep telling me to journal. [/quote]
He was blowing you off, I take it?
You’re not over sharing. Stop.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
we wont talk about mah losses in Vegas[/quote]
How drunk are you on a 1-10 scale, then we will talk victory.
My buddy just left all pissed because the Celtics suck huge cock. I’m all alone again.[/quote]
Celtics - meh
BoSox - gave up 12 to Baltimore?!? (Sorry MiM. Rockin’ dog in the avi, though)
The BRUINS are where it’s at. (sorry ih & WWT)(unless they piss off Pronger enough that he turns green and starts smashing things)
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Hey Pch, i know our situations are different, but when i am feeling really bad and etc, whatever it may be, this guy is absolutely hillarious and i can’t help but smile.
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So true about the Chinese food, man some of the best Chinese food I had was in SF over Christmas break.
I creepered your profile. It made me think of this quote:
“Once someone asked me what pleasure I got out of riding my bike for so long. “Pleasure?” I asked. “I don’t understand the question. I didn’t do it for pleasure. I did it for pain”.” - Lance Armstrong
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I’ve got a bit of a hockey thing going tonight.
I’m drunk. Unlike Polo last night, who said he’s glad he didn’t hit it, I wish I did.
I hit on a guy who is joining our program in the fall. I have a thing for mid-western boys. I’m not sure he realized the things I plan on doing to him 
But I will. In September when he moves here. He’s 6’4 which helps his attractiveness to me. Plus he’s a touchy flirt… WAY too much sexual tension already but I’m actually “not allowed” to do anything until the fall. And the school pays me so I should probably listen…
My co-chair / really good guy friend drove me home and I overshared with things like “I’m going to do such dirty things to him… like seriously, I’m going to _____ _____ _____ ___. It’s going to be good”
PS. Those blanks are because even in a super drunk state I still have smoe semblance of normalacy / face to keep with you folks.
PPS. I’m horny as hell. I need to get laid. It has been WAY too long.
Seriously. I need to get laid. What is wrong with me? hahah
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
after 12 hours at the foxwoods, bass returns, down only $15…WHICH IS A VICTORY IN MAH BOOKS[/quote]
Good thing you didn’t lose yer shirt! Boy, am I going to be sorry tomorrow (it is tomorrow) staying up this late.
[quote]Court wrote:
I’m drunk. Unlike Polo last night, who said he’s glad he didn’t hit it, I wish I did.
I hit on a guy who is joining our program in the fall. I have a thing for mid-western boys. I’m not sure he realized the things I plan on doing to him But I will. In September when he moves here. He’s 6’4 which helps his attractiveness to me. Plus he’s a touchy flirt… WAY too much sexual tension already but I’m actually “not allowed” to do anything until the fall. And the school pays me so I should probably listen…
My co-chair / really good guy friend drove me home and I overshared with things like “I’m going to do such dirty things to him… like seriously, I’m going to _____ _____ _____ ___. It’s going to be good”
PS. Those blanks are because even in a super drunk state I still have smoe semblance of normalacy / face to keep with you folks.
PPS. I’m horny as hell. I need to get laid. It has been WAY too long.
Seriously. I need to get laid. What is wrong with me? hahah
[/quote]
Drunk Posting = Win
Foxwoods = 1 Jack N Coke
Vegas = Blacked out gambling, Someone told me I tipped the cab driver a $100 on a $5 cab fare, he drove us like 100 feet. For breakfast one morning I started the day with 10 sour apple martini’s cuz it was St. Patti’s day, then had like 30 beers the rest of the day.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
I’m drunk. Unlike Polo last night, who said he’s glad he didn’t hit it, I wish I did.
I hit on a guy who is joining our program in the fall. I have a thing for mid-western boys. I’m not sure he realized the things I plan on doing to him But I will. In September when he moves here. He’s 6’4 which helps his attractiveness to me. Plus he’s a touchy flirt… WAY too much sexual tension already but I’m actually “not allowed” to do anything until the fall. And the school pays me so I should probably listen…
My co-chair / really good guy friend drove me home and I overshared with things like “I’m going to do such dirty things to him… like seriously, I’m going to _____ _____ _____ ___. It’s going to be good”
PS. Those blanks are because even in a super drunk state I still have smoe semblance of normalacy / face to keep with you folks.
PPS. I’m horny as hell. I need to get laid. It has been WAY too long.
Seriously. I need to get laid. What is wrong with me? hahah
[/quote]
Drunk Posting = Win[/quote]
We should play “fill in the blanks”
[quote]Court wrote:
I’m going to putit in his pooper
or
I’m going to lethim putit in mah pooper[/quote]
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Foxwoods = 1 Jack N Coke
Vegas = Blacked out gambling, Someone told me I tipped the cab driver a $100 on a $5 cab fare, he drove us like 100 feet. For breakfast one morning I started the day with 10 sour apple martini’s cuz it was St. Patti’s day, then had like 30 beers the rest of the day.[/quote]
wow… Just, wow. Did you bang any strippers while there?
Toots you stayed up till 4:30am? Did you have help or are you super-freak.
dog had me up at 6:30… yeah!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
I’m drunk. Unlike Polo last night, who said he’s glad he didn’t hit it, I wish I did.
I hit on a guy who is joining our program in the fall. I have a thing for mid-western boys. I’m not sure he realized the things I plan on doing to him But I will. In September when he moves here. He’s 6’4 which helps his attractiveness to me. Plus he’s a touchy flirt… WAY too much sexual tension already but I’m actually “not allowed” to do anything until the fall. And the school pays me so I should probably listen…
My co-chair / really good guy friend drove me home and I overshared with things like “I’m going to do such dirty things to him… like seriously, I’m going to _____ _____ _____ ___. It’s going to be good”
PS. Those blanks are because even in a super drunk state I still have smoe semblance of normalacy / face to keep with you folks.
PPS. I’m horny as hell. I need to get laid. It has been WAY too long.
Seriously. I need to get laid. What is wrong with me? hahah
[/quote]
Drunk Posting = Win[/quote]
We should play “fill in the blanks”
[quote]Court wrote:
I’m going to putit in his pooper
or
I’m going to lethim putit in mah pooper[/quote][/quote]
I will…once I take a nap.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Foxwoods = 1 Jack N Coke
Vegas = Blacked out gambling, Someone told me I tipped the cab driver a $100 on a $5 cab fare, he drove us like 100 feet. For breakfast one morning I started the day with 10 sour apple martini’s cuz it was St. Patti’s day, then had like 30 beers the rest of the day.[/quote]
wow… Just, wow. Did you bang any strippers while there?
Toots you stayed up till 4:30am? Did you have help or are you super-freak.
dog had me up at 6:30… yeah![/quote]
nah, and I didn’t throwded up
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
yep, Kourtney Olsen…she’s like my alter ego 
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Your alter ego has hawt abz and takes naughty photos with other muscular girls? Sweet!
I don’t know why you posted that song, but it made me think of this one and how embarrassed I am to be completely obsessed with it.
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
yep, Kourtney Olsen…she’s like my alter ego
[/quote]
Your alter ego has hawt abz and takes naughty photos with other muscular girls? Sweet!
I don’t know why you posted that song, but it made me think of this one and how embarrassed I am to be completely obsessed with it.[/quote]
If it makes you feel better I have Akon and Lady Gaga on my ipod…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
yep, Kourtney Olsen…she’s like my alter ego
[/quote]
Your alter ego has hawt abz and takes naughty photos with other muscular girls? Sweet!
I don’t know why you posted that song, but it made me think of this one and how embarrassed I am to be completely obsessed with it.[/quote]
If it makes you feel better I have Akon and Lady Gaga on my ipod…[/quote]
I hate Akon, but I totally bought the Lady Gaga album. That’s like 25 Lady Gaga songs on my itunes.
BG- don’t be embarrassed! That’s my other guilty pleasure song atm…I posted the song cause that chick is bad! ok, wait you bought lady gaga on purpose…lol
Bass- your such a TOURIST!! I grew up in Vegas and our favorite thing to do was hang on the strip and watch all the drunk people wishing we were old enough to be drunk and stupid…
Beans- I was up retartedly early too…
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
I’ve got a bit of a hockey thing going tonight.[/quote]
Don’t you always have a hockey thing going?