Saw Prometheus last weekend(didn’t find any reviews on it around here).
Very shit movie, major disappointment.
SPOILERS
The whole 'same-symbol’s-in-cave-paintings-across-the-world ’ concept was cool, but after that, the movie sucks the suckiest suck. ‘‘Not a map, an invitation’’. What the hell?!?!?! That’s one major leap to be making there. And why the hell was the primary male human(Charlie?) an uninterested and incompetent drunk? When the two guys who got lost in the temple due to the storm, why on in the name of God did they wander around aimlessly and start poking at things. When you get lost, the first rule to to stay still. Anybody with basic scouts training knows this but the top-scientists on a trillion dollar exploration trip to a new planet don’t?
And it turns out that Weyland is on the ship and the captain is his daughter(dun-dun-DUN!!). And despite the fact that Weyland is a multi-trillionaire with access to any and all technology that they could wish for, they decide to impregnate the main character with an alien? Even though they were able to place fully grown humans in suspended animation for over 2 years without issue? Right…
So they find a humanoid guy who’s asleep. So they immediately decide to wake him up to check what the purpose of the temple is. Uh, ok. Again, possibility of suspended animation or how about not just walking up to him with a frail 300 year old man and demanding answers. So it’s now determined that the big white guys don’t like humans(for a never really explained reason other than they just don’t or something) because he’s now knocking the shit out of anyone he can see. So the main character does the only sensible thing anyone has done in the whole film, she runs away. Meanwhile the big dude has got into some ‘ship’ that looks like a Warhammer gun and is now going to destroy the earth so they crash the only method of transport into him(pretty badass to be fair).
But the big white dude survives the kamakaze and attacks the main character. But then some fuckiing huge ugly alien thing is in the escape pod somehow and it attacks him and that’s the last we see of him.
Then the main character survives(again! Oh, it’s because she believes in God, right?) and goes to find Fassbender’s head so that they can go to the planet of the giant white dudes to ask them why(because that worked so well the first time).
Shit movie is shit.
The movie was similar to the trip itself. Expensive, good idea in theory but idiotic in execution.
Visually stunning though.
Quality of review tailored to meet quality of movie
I’m all about suspending my disbelief to enjoy a movie but I lack the ability to throw it in the bin, setting it alight and pissing on it.