Eva Longoria Does Squats

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Well, I’ve seen her from about 3 feet away without airbrushing and she’s pretty f-ing hot.

DB

My white ass. And no - sitting front of your big screen holding your little elvis does not count as 3 feet.

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I don’t see what your ass has to do with the fact that my office is across the street from the Today Show studio and I was walking past the 48th street exit when Eva was emerging from the building to get to her limo. And so what if I was holding Li’l Bill at the time? I didn’t get arrested.

But, why the hell do you have a white ass? Surely, when you’re fucking sheep your ass is exposed to the sun.

DB

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For some reason Eva Longoria always makes me think of the much hotter Vanessa Marcil

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another

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
But, why the hell do you have a white ass? Surely, when you’re fucking sheep your ass is exposed to the sun.

DB[/quote]

Dumbass - everyone knows you do your sheep fucking at night. You have to wait until they’re asleep, and sneak up on the little bastards. They’re not smart, but they are very quick.

Some would even call them shifty.

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But i prefer THIS eva

mendes > longoria

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[quote]jana wrote:
Trying to upload this picture[/quote]

hater

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[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
But i prefer THIS eva

mendes > longoria[/quote]

agreed

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[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
But i prefer THIS eva

mendes > longoria[/quote]

But does she do squats?

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who cares?

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she could squat on my face

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[quote]sen say wrote:

Word…

You’re the Mother We’d Like to Front squat (MWELF) with Jana.[/quote]

This has officially replaced “milf” in my vocabulary.

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Squats: Because I said so Woman.

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Squats: because daddy likes.

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Squats: They get your salad tossed.

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College Gymnasts: Fucking fantastic!

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[quote]joburnet wrote:
jana wrote:
Everyone looks good with a lot of airbrushing. Don’t get me wrong, Eva Longoria is beautiful. I just don’t think her physique is that great. She has no muscle. She’s just short & thin.

That’s how I like em.[/quote]

As do most guys.

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[quote]jana wrote:
Everyone looks good with a lot of airbrushing. Don’t get me wrong, Eva Longoria is beautiful. I just don’t think her physique is that great. She has no muscle. She’s just short & thin.[/quote]

That’s what happens with ‘toning’. It don’t do much. I agree with you — she doesn’t have much shape at all.

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xen nova you are a good person

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bomb pussy brings everyone together

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[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
Squats: because daddy likes.[/quote]

see these the type of asses i love, oh my god.