Epic Beard Thread


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I can’t grow a beard worth a shit.

You could braid my bodyhair, but facial hair is pure fail for me.


I’ll play!

This is my buddy’s beard for his Afghanistan deployment.

When he arrived he got the call sign of Warbeard.

One month in.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Hunting beard.[/quote]

I have too much gray in my beard. Sticks out like a sore thumb, especially in camo.
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I have grown mine out for early bow season because I hate wearing a mask then and it makes for less area to paint.[/quote]

Yeah, I used to always grow a beard for hunting season but it is like wearing a white mask now.[/quote]

Just for men - just for hunting season?[/quote]

A beard should be about less work not more.
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Yes! I had a beard for about 6 months. The first three were great, I was unemployed and not really looking so I cultivated a nice, but surprisingly gray war (ok really lifting) beard. But then…I had to rejoin society. I trimmed, clipped, dyed, and trimmed and got so sick of being i front of the mirror I hacked it one morning. Too much BS to look like a free spirit for me.


Bump.

Working on growing out a handle bar.


Bump for substandard cell phone photography.

Was going to let it go til Christmas but took it all off last week for my grandpa’s funeral. Figured it was the least I could do.


The Beard is permanent. However, being in Thailand currently, I made the mistake of trimming it down a bunch. I will not repeat that mistake. It will go untrimmed for the rest of my stay, save a little clean up here and there. Pic from my log.

I have gone a full year trim-free but it doesn’t go full on awesome like some, it kinda stalls out around 5 inches.


No shave November beard.

And its sideways…

[quote]pushharder wrote:
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Can’t tell if you remind me more of Orson Welles…


…or Ernest Hemingway.


Nope. Scratch those two last.

Push reminds me of Ulysses S. Grant.

And probably drinks just as much whiskey to boot.

I’d go with Hemingway. Even though his misogyny makes me think he didn’t get laid a lot. And we all know that isn’t Push.

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[quote]theBeth wrote:
I’d go with Hemingway. Even though his misogyny makes me think he didn’t get laid a lot. And we all know that isn’t Push.[/quote]

I think ol’ Papa got laid a fair bit, even if a lot of it was angry sex.

That and the fact that he probably insisted on copulating only in clean, well-lighted places.

Am I the only one who’s surrounded by skinny hipsters wearing lumberjacks and full man beards? Dudes are Apple inclined geeks, but I wonder if they could actually swing an axe.

Anyhow, shouldn’t you upstanding beard folk be policing your own? Please, come to California and confiscate the weird beards growing on these little dudes trying to take all things cool and make it their own. I even ran into a hipster who’s named after Peter Tosh, I had to hold back how cool it is he was named after him…

It’s getting scary.

If the govenator couldn’t save California nothing can.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
If the govenator couldn’t save California nothing can.[/quote]

Yeah, I know a lot of people looked up to him…

Did you know he is responsible for eliminating most of the kinesiology related minors in U.C. school systems? Kinda weird right, he governated soft drinks and would be personal trainers out of Caleefornya.

Dude couldn’t carry Ed Coans Jock.

I’m not afraid to say it, his celebrity and money is great makeup for a scoundrel.