Prediction fail.
So, we’re back safe til next year? We’ll see if those crazy kids’s were right.
I just woke up; saw the 5 day weather forecast and the weather will be beautiful. If the world were ending today, they wouldn’t bother with the weather. We’re safe for at LEAST the next 5 days! LOL
May 21 is a rare astronomical alignment. Mars, Venus, and Mercury appear in the same spot in the sky. My brother’s an amateur astronomer, he’ll probably get some cool pix.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Im a Christian but I ahve to admit that the Rapture would be the lamest way for the world to end. Anything not involving a war of some sort,monkeys,zombies,marauding bikers,or self aware killbots then I dont want to be involved with it.
Edit: Forgot to mention aliens.[/quote]
In the Mormon rapture, Zombie Raptors from Outerspace come and destroy the unbelievers. I heard Brigham Young said it once…[/quote]
VELOCIRAPTURE!
Everyone here is going to look and feel very stupid when the earthquakes hit today. Those who aren’t raptured should sticky this thread to remind themselves that faith beats reason hands down, every time.
Did he mean Eastern Time or Pacific Standard Time?
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Everyone here is going to look and feel very stupid when the earthquakes hit today. Those who aren’t raptured should sticky this thread to remind themselves that faith beats reason hands down, every time.[/quote]
Assuming one’s faith is based on God’s word and not some old loony cultist’s.
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
Did he mean Eastern Time or Pacific Standard Time?[/quote]
I was wondering this too because there doesn’t seem to be much world ending going on over here… But it is pretty early still
I think he means GMT +13 - that will give him the most time to not be wrong.
I’m pretty sure it’s going to go down a lot like this. There sure are a lot of end of the world movies. Maybe today is a good day to pull out the popcorn.
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
Did he mean Eastern Time or Pacific Standard Time?[/quote]
I was wondering this too because there doesn’t seem to be much world ending going on over here… But it is pretty early still[/quote]
I think it must be Israel Daylight Time, since we’re talking about the Bible. So I guess we’re in the clear.
Wow, I really wish I hadn’t run up all my credit cards, told off my boss, robbed that liquor store and partied with all those hookers. Oh well, what are you gonna do.
Hey guys…I was floating through space on the burning fire ball that is all that’s left of planet Earth when I decided to check in on everyone else.
So…anyone got sunblock 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
Just to let you know how things are fairing this side of the world - it’s a bit grey, and rainy, so…much like every other day in Glasgow.
No fire, no ice, no green men setting our highland coo’s on fire.
Fuck it. Read this 50 Reasons Why The World Is Ending and tell me why we shouldn’t welcome the apocalypse.
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
Fuck it. Read this 50 Reasons Why The World Is Ending and tell me why we shouldn’t welcome the apocalypse.[/quote]
Dude, honestly:
WTF?
WTF China?
Yeah:
The world must have already ended.
Wow - Snooki is a NY Times best-selling AUTHOR?
Ouch.
[quote]Stern wrote:
Just to let you know how things are fairing this side of the world - it’s a bit grey, and rainy, so…much like every other day in Glasgow.
No fire, no ice, no green men setting our highland coo’s on fire.
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Wait, what happened to the beautiful beaches and sun?
Apocalypse!